Chapter 168: Can't Read
Li Mu really didn't worry about Chu Yunxi alone, but at the moment, he was so trembling, if he gave up all his previous efforts, wouldn't he live up to Chu Yunxi's intentions?
Li Mu turned around and left, and hurriedly went to the emperor's tent to see the situation.
The big tiger in the scene had already run away, and Chu Yunxi was also afraid that Xiaohua would be caught by them if there were too many people. Although the tiger is gone, the scene is still unusually chaotic, and the people hiding here do not know that the crisis has been resolved.
The queen left the emperor and ran away, the emperor was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he didn't know where to run, so he had to lie trembling under the soft couch, holding his head in both hands, how funny and funny it was.
General Cai was even more ridiculous, he didn't think he was so timid, not to mention losing his armor, he was so frightened by Xiaohua's throat that he peed his pants.
However, if it is miserable, the worst thing is the Nine Princes of Xue Kingdom, who was hit by Xiaohua's butt and broke his bones, and almost passed out with a roll of his eyes in pain.
Li Mu looked worried, hurriedly walked to the emperor's hiding bed, and said: "Your Majesty, the evil tiger who made trouble has been driven away by the ministers, please don't worry about it." ”
The emperor held his head and shrank under the soft couch, not believing Li Mu's words at all, and said, "The tiger is gone?" No, no, I heard the tiger's cry! It's right next to you, you can't fool me. ”
Xiaohua had indeed run away, and the panicked crowd outside slowly calmed down, and everyone finally calmed down a lot, and then they all remembered to protect the emperor, and then they remembered to escort them.
The queen's phoenix crown was crooked, and she hurriedly came out and shouted: "Escort and escort!" Your Majesty, the concubines are here to protect you! ”
As she spoke, the queen dragged her brother General Cai, wanting General Cai to go to the emperor quickly, but this drag, the queen felt wet in her hands, and she was still sassy.
The queen was dumbfounded, almost scared to death, only to find that her brother was so frightened that he peed his pants, and he touched his hand
The queen screamed, and General Cai felt embarrassed, and he didn't care about flattering himself in front of the emperor, so he hurriedly ran away, wanting to go back to his camp to change clothes.
When the queen ran to the emperor, Li Mu had already arrived.
Especially the contrast between the queen's embarrassed appearance and Li Mu's calm and fluttering appearance is simply distinguishable.
"Your Majesty!" The queen said anxiously: "Your Majesty, are you alright?" ”
"Get out of here!" The emperor immediately shook off the queen's hand and said, "What did you just do?" I also pushed me! Don't remember? ”
The queen was in a hurry, so she ran for her life, if she didn't even have her life, where would there be any glory and wealth, so when her life was in danger, she didn't remember what disrespectful things she had done to the emperor.
The queen said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, the concubines don't." The concubine was just "
Li Mu looked empathetic at this moment, and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, the queen mother is a woman, and there is really nothing to do in such a time of crisis. ”
The emperor is angry, if he hears others scolding the queen with him at this time, I am afraid that he will feel less angry, but Li Mu is here to arch the fire, and when he says this, the emperor is even more uncomfortable.
The emperor scolded: "The queen is a woman, what about General Cai!" Where's your brother, Queen! Where are the others? Isn't he in charge of this spring hunt? How could there be such a mess? Where are the others when something goes wrong? What about people! Don't get out of here yet! ”
The emperor was angry, and the ministers got up in embarrassment, and hurriedly nodded yes, all pointing the finger at General Cai.
After all, there was a mess this time, which made everyone embarrassed, and everyone was dissatisfied with General Cai. Besides, the emperor is angry, there is always someone to top the bag, if it weren't for General Cai's top bag, he would definitely find someone else, and everyone didn't want to come out, so they hurriedly echoed.
The queen was speechless and speechless, and her brother was so frightened that he peed his pants, and he didn't know where to run to change his clothes at this time.
"General Cai is here!"
Someone shouted, and everyone followed the voice, and then there was another laugh.
General Cai ran to change his clothes, after all, he peed his pants and smelled like a mess, and it was easy for others to find out, so he was going to be laughed out of his big teeth.
It's just that General Cai ran back to his camp tent and took a look, dumbfounded!
Many camp tents were destroyed by Xiaohua, either trampled down or scratched, and General Cai's camp tent was particularly miserable.
General Cai saw that he had no choice but to change his clothes, so he hid behind the tattered camp tent, took off his clothes and hurriedly changed.
Who would have expected that halfway through the change, as soon as the clothes were taken off, and before he could put on a new one, someone found him and shouted.
So everyone looked at it, and when they got closer, they immediately laughed.
"Why is General Cai bare-assed?"
"What is he doing here?"
Li Mu and the emperor were far away, and they could only vaguely see a shadow, because of the angle, they couldn't see General Cai who was being watched with his bare buttocks.
Over there, Chu Yunxi entered her own camp, and her tent was intact, after all, Xiaohua didn't dare to step on her master's tent. Chu Yunxi's camp tent stood among the ruins and broken halberds, which was actually quite abrupt, but fortunately, the camp tent was relatively inward, so it would not be suspected.
Her hand was broken, and the two little maids were bandaging her, as if she was distressed or something, and she almost wiped her tears.
Suddenly there was a lot of noise and laughter outside, Chu Yunxi was very curious, and said, "What happened?" ”
Manhe said: "Miss, don't care about what happens, don't go out anything, if you get hurt again, how can you live!" ”
"I'm fine." Chu Yunxi clapped his hands and said, "It's just a little bit of skin." ”
"What broke a little skin and bleed?" Manhe Road.
Shui Cui also said beside him: "Yes, what if it is a scar." Miss's hand was white, and if there was a scar, it would be obvious. ”
Chu Yunxi had a headache, and hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, it won't look good if you have a scar." ”
She followed the words of the two maids, and then smiled slightly, and suddenly with a turn of steps, she shook out of the tent with a flash.
You must know that Chu Yunxi has learned a few martial arts, although they are all three-legged cat kung fu, but for the two little maids, it is a master among the masters.
"Miss!"
The two little maids screamed and hurriedly chased them out.
Chu Yunxi came out of the camp tent and took a look, and immediately laughed out loud, and said, "It's really funny, why is this General Cai still bare-assed?" ”
"Oops, Miss!"
Manhe and Shui Cui chased them out, frightened and pale, and hurriedly covered Chu Yunxi's eyes and said, "Miss, you can't look at it!" ”