Chen Keyun said: "I didn't expect that you would be a person without Internet addiction. ”

Lu Dongyang said: "Actually, I also like to surf the Internet, but I prefer to dance. And what I'm best at is not dancing together, but dancing solo, why don't I dance for you and let you enjoy it? ”

Chen Keyun covered his mouth and smiled: "Okay, if you dance well, I will accept you as a male pet!" ”

Lu Dongyang smiled and said, "Then wouldn't I be the only favor?" You can't just spoil me, you must be wet with rain and dew! ”

Chen Keyun laughed, tapped the tip of his nose, retreated, and said, "What do you want to dance?" ”

Lu Dongyang smiled: "Secret, I'll play some music!" ”

Chen Keyun didn't stop him, and let him run to the machine on the side.

And Lu Dongyang shouted wildly in his heart: "Divine Comedy, take out the strength of your bloodbath ABCD station, it depends on you whether you can be saved!" Go to the special sense of shame, I don't want it! ”

While looking for the Divine Comedy he wanted, he asked the system: "How is it, have you found out?" ”

System: "The target is a creature that can augment itself with the negative energy of the network, and she should be a cyborg." ”

Lu Dongyang was a little disgusted and said, "Then what is the toxin on her hands?" ”

System: "It's a neurotoxin." ”

Lu Dongyang hurriedly said: "I'll go, isn't that the same as snake venom, if I dance to speed up the blood flow, I can't burp?" ”

System: "Please don't be so cowardly, the host is lucky, given that the host has just completed the task of investigating the target identity, the reward has been used to help you detoxify, and another skill has been revealed - comes with BGM." ”

Lu Dongyang couldn't be happy: "Then my yang longevity reward is gone?" ”

System: "Detoxification is equal to life-saving, isn't it Yangshou?" ”

Lu Dongyang was speechless, and suddenly said strangely: "How do I feel that you are becoming more and more humane?" ”

System: "The system obtains the host's longevity, with some personality of the host attached. ”

Lu Dongyang gritted his teeth when he heard this, what is special is Lao Tzu's Yangshou again.

He didn't care anymore, tinkered with the machine for a long time, and found that he couldn't order a song.

Chen Keyun looked at him, obviously waiting for the neurotoxin to attack.

Lu Dongyang raised his head and looked at her, thought about it, gritted his teeth and said: "Fight, system, prepare Lao Tzu's audio, and complete the BGM." ”

System: "Load the built-in BGM skill, please order the host." ”

Lu Dongyang: "Give Lao Tzu "Little Apple of the Pure Land of Bliss"! ”

Chen Keyun smiled at this time: "What's the matter, hurry up and jump, I'm looking forward to it!" ”

Lu Dongyang walked forward from the side of the machine and said with a smile: "I'm going to start!" Ivy Potdy Black Feed the Dogs! ”

In an instant, BGM suddenly sounded out of thin air, it was the most popular divine comedy on the Internet "Little Apple of the Pure Land of Bliss", and with the prelude sounding, a very rhythmic atmosphere began to permeate.

Lu Dongyang took a pose, it turned out to be an extremely sultry pose, and the next moment, he stepped on the rhythm and began to dance, with a bewitching, sultry, provocative, disgusting, and shameful expression.

Chen Keyun was stunned for a moment, and the audience around him was like Tang Bohu's life experience rap in Tang Bohu's movie, and they began to stretch their necks and nod their heads according to the rhythm.

Lu Dongyang danced to his heart's content, regardless of shame or shame, and soon he took the opportunity to jump to the edge of the dance floor and began to touch and flirt on everyone, and he took the opportunity to urge Wuji Qi to give these people who were hit by the electric shock.

And those who were shocked by him did not wake up all at once, but fell into his dance steps and BGM, which is worthy of the divine comedy of the bloodbathed ABCD station, and its power can't even resist Internet addiction.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Dongyang had changed more than a dozen dance steps, and at this time, he had already changed most of the people, and gradually, I don't know who started the first cheer, and everyone cheered one after another.

Chen Keyun finally found out that something was wrong, just now even she fell into this BGM.

Lu Dongyang had a perfect curtain call, panting and standing opposite Chen Keyun, he hadn't danced so freely for a long, long time, but he was too ashamed.

System: "Congratulations to the host, complete the hidden mission, save the mission, and reward Yang Shou for 1 year." ”

Lu Dongyang suddenly felt refreshed, and couldn't help cheering: "My God! Finally the first step has been taken. ”

Chen Keyun looked around in horror, then pointed at Lu Dongyang and said hysterically: "You, what did you do?" ”

Lu Dongyang snapped his fingers, stepped on Mike's dance steps and walked towards her, and said lightly: "It's nothing, it's just an electric shock to them." ”

When Chen Keyun heard this, he was immediately frightened: "You! Are you Yang Thor's person? ”

Lu Dongyang smiled: "What Yang Leishen, I am the descendant of Lei Gong Taiji!" ”

He said this smoothly, but the next moment, a person came out: "Haha, brother is really not a mortal, this dance just now is enough to prove the prestige of Lei Gong Taiji, brother, don't worry, I will definitely promote it for you." ”

Lu Dongyang saw that it was actually that Bai Xiao monk, this kid had taken a video of him!

Lu Dongyang hurriedly said: "I don't care about these false names, so don't upload them!" ”

Bai Xiaoseng said with a smile: "Although my brother doesn't care, the majority of netizens have the right to know, and my task is to convey the truth to netizens." ”

Lu Dongyang looked at this righteous and awe-inspiring guy who was still talking about it as a paparazzi, and suddenly he couldn't stand it, so he wanted to go up and cut him.

But Bai Xiaoseng was already prepared: "Brother, I can remind you that my camera is not so simple as recording, it will also be sent in real time, and I have already uploaded your every move to you." ”

When Lu Dongyang heard about the fire, his face was defeated after all, and he sighed that he didn't want to be angry, but the current situation really didn't allow it.

He looked back and saw that Chen Keyun had actually disappeared, and everyone didn't know what was going on, and they were still cheering for CK's appearance and Lu Dongyang's dance, and soon, the BGM on the scene sounded, and everyone danced.

Lu Dongyang looked for Luo Li in the crowd, but he didn't find it around, so he quickly urged Tianyan to look down in the sky, and suddenly found Luo Li, and she actually followed Chen Keyun to the house not far away.

He quickly pushed through the crowd and prepared to catch up.

But as soon as he walked to a place where there were few people, he was stopped by Dracula.

Dracula said viciously: "Boy, you made us very shameless today, you know? ”

Lu Dongyang saw that six tall and tall people surrounded him, and they were the men who had just danced.

He was concerned about Luo Li's safety, and said hurriedly: "Get out, Lao Tzu has something to do now, and I don't have time to spend it with you." ”

Dracula sneered: "Listen, this kid is still playing tricks on me, this is a real eye on a mushroom, he is really looking for death!" ”

Lu Dongyang didn't want to talk nonsense with him, his body was already covered with thunder and lightning, and he walked straight ahead.

Dracula motioned for the people next to him to go up: "Fight!" ”

But just as he was about to touch Lu Dongyang, he was immediately bounced out, and one by one he was numb and trembling on the ground, and his convulsions did not stop.

Dracula looked at Lu Dongyang in horror, and Lu Dongyang looked at him: "Can you pick a time to find death, don't you make Lao Tzu angry?" ”

Dracula was so frightened that he retreated, sat on the ground all of a sudden, and when he saw Lu Dongyang coming over, he raised his foot and was about to step on his vital point, and he howled like a pig.

When they heard the voice, they turned around and saw Dracula sitting on the ground, his crotch already wet.

Bai Xiaoseng was the most timely, he had already taken the first-hand information, and said with satisfaction: "It's worth it, it's worth it, this is today's big headlines!" ”

In this way, the news of Dracula's and incontinence successfully squeezed Lu Dongyang off the headlines.

Erlu Dongyang had already chased into the room......