321 Shrinking his head as a tortoise

Outside the Guandi Temple, people turned over on their backs, and Dawu came in with a boning knife and shouted, saying that the tiger who ran to the Tiger Ridge had gone down the mountain to eat people.

Now it is strictly controlled, and pigs must be slaughtered at designated points, so Dawu does not kill pigs, pork is wholesale, and pork can be sold out in half a day in the morning.

Da Wu and Jiani have fallen in love.

Jiani also doesn't meet fans anymore, although her income has dropped, but I can see that she is very happy.

Dawu sells meat in the morning, and in the evening, he and Jiani Qingqing and me, and in the afternoon, he ran to the Guandi Temple, surrounded Xu Laosan, who played mahjong, served tea and poured water, and handed cigarettes to light the fire.

In order to facilitate the coming and going, Dawu also directly placed the meat case not far from the gate of the Guandi Temple.

The chores in the Guandi Temple, Dawu did more than me, and was often called by Xu Laosan as a servant, although he didn't say it, but I knew in my heart that he wanted to worship Xu Laosan as a teacher.

However, he knew that he was a pig killer, had no foundation, and was embarrassed to speak.

Xu Laosan didn't fancy him either.

Xu Laosan's first fancy was me, and the second one was the big head, but Xu Laosan said. The big head is destined to commit peach blossoms, and he is destined to be an infatuated seed who can't pull out the quagmire with two legs, and if he accepts him, it will be very troublesome in the future.

Of course, the big head is obsessed with cooking and doesn't want to be his apprentice Xu Laosan.

Yin Anping was even more unhappy.

That little girl is not afraid of Xiaotong at all, because she thinks that Xiaotong will break with Datou sooner or later when she goes to other places, what she is most afraid of is that Datou becomes a monk or Taoist, in that case, she will have no hope.

Because of Dawu's meat case, it was not far from the Guandi Temple, so he was the first to run in to report the news.

My heart was cold, my heart was broken, I relented for a while and let go of Shan Biao, and finally got into a big disaster.

It's been a long time since there have been tigers in Running Tiger Ridge, and the tigers who come down the mountain, except for Shan Biao, who else can there be!

Although today is the weekend, there must be someone on duty in the street office.

The one on duty is Gu Erjin, so Gu Erjin didn't come to Guandi Temple today, and the four people who played mahjong became Xu Laosan, Mi Mancang, Xu Dabi, plus the old principal Wei Dabao.

Dawu shouted when he came in, and Xu Laosan and them ran out of the mahjong room one by one.

"Stinky boy, what are you yelling about! I'm listening to the meat! Xu Laosan shouted.

The big tiger said: "Dao Chief, it's not good! On the Tiger Ridge, a big tiger came down, sneezed, and a small half of the undigested heart spewed out of his mouth, and now he is walking around the old street, I don't know how many people I have eaten! ”

As soon as Xu Laosan heard this, he was worried, and his head immediately became bigger than mine.

He guessed at once that it was Shan Biao who had come down the mountain.

If you want to say who is the biggest enemy of my third grandfather, there is only Shan Biao, the unruly and unscrupulous Shan Biao, who was locked up by him in a narrow cage for more than half a year.

If it is in the Guandi Temple, the old man is protected, and Xu Laosan is not afraid of Shan Biao.

If the lamp oil of Baolian Changming Lantern still works, Xu Laosan is not afraid of Shan Biao.

But now, if Xu Laosan wants to deal with Shan Biao empty-handed, he doesn't dare, maybe, Shan Biao went down the mountain this time to lead him out of the Guandi Temple and avenge the revenge that he was once trapped in.

Therefore, Xu Laosan glared at me fiercely.

Then, he began to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf again: "Dawu, everyone, don't panic, just a hungry tiger, forgive how capable it can be, see that the Taoist master sits firmly in the Guandi Temple, and when the hungry tiger comes to the door, I will fight to the death with him!" ”

Xu Laosan said, flirting his robe.

He actually sat cross-legged at the feet of Master Guan, who was glaring angrily.

Others don't know, I don't know, there is a big knife guard, it's the safest place!

Xu Da Nose was anxious to scratch his ears and cheeks, although Gu Erjin was on duty today, but he was the number one, whether it was a death or a tiger's life, Xu Da Nose was not easy to explain.

If a person dies, it is a lack of public security, and it is not okay to hurt the life of a tiger, and the tiger is a national first-class protected animal.

Therefore, Xu had a big nose and was sweating profusely.

He was afraid of losing his official hat, so he reached out to pull Xu Laosan.

"Dao Chief, the county seat is far away, it must not be counted on, the town is six or seven miles away from here, besides, the guns at the town police station have not been used for a long time, and they are estimated to be rusty.

Xu Lao's three thousand catties fell into a make, sitting on the ground like an old clock, as stable as Mount Tai, Xu Da's nose used all his strength, and he couldn't pull him a bit.

Mi Mancang never said a word, Wei Dabao couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded Xu Laosan to go to peace.

As soon as Xu Laosan shook his hand, Xu Da's nose got out of the way.

Wei Dabao is old, Xu Laosan didn't throw him hard, but he didn't spare him.

"You are a sour scholar, I admit that you are good at reading, but you know how to fight a tiger! Let me tell you the truth, if it is an ordinary tiger, Dao Ye and I can fight with three punches and two kicks! But that's not ordinary! ”

"How is it not ordinary?" Wei Dabao stretched out his head and asked.

"That one, it's Shan Biao, it's the Shan Biao who is about to turn into a mountain yellow! Only by leading it to the Guandi Temple, can I kill it! Boss Xu pulled his throat and shouted at Wei Dabao.

"I've been waiting for so many years, and I've finally waited for news from the Mountain God! Over the mountain, it's his old man's mount! I want to hurry up and tell the mountain god that the Tsing Yi Dragon Girl of Qinglong Mountain has been banned, and I am still waiting for him to save it! ”

Wei Dabao said, running outside with his old legs.

Xu Laosan was in a hurry, shouted a few old guys, and Wei Dabao did not look back.

Xu Da Nose wanted to go out with him, Xu Laosan pointed to Wei Dabao's back and said to Xu Da Nose: "Old Wei is crazy, are you crazy too?" You don't weigh it, how many taels of meat do you have, is it enough for Shan Biao to eat? ”

Xu has a big nose, and it will wilt when it comes.

I glanced at Xu Da's nose, and said in my heart that you are unlucky, as the leader of the old street, you are really greedy for life and afraid of death!

Xu Laosan immediately understood my thoughts, stood up, snatched the boning knife from Dawu's hand, and threw it into my hand.

"Huangshan, I won't say more superfluous words, you go and bring Shan Biao to me!"

Xu Laosan's so-called superfluous words actually mean that the disaster is your fault and must be solved by you.

I nodded, did not shirk my responsibility, picked the bones, and went to the West Cross Courtyard, Tian Tian also heard the movement, understood my thoughts at a glance, and directly blocked me out of the door.

"Don't disturb Xiaofeng and Xiaojing!"

Tian Tian lowered his voice, lest he be heard by the mountain spirit playing chess in the room, and the blue phoenix who was reading.

"If you are bitten to death by a tiger, I can wear the most beautiful wedding dress and bury you, and don't let you be a single ghost, but if you want to, let Xiaojing and Xiaofeng fight tigers, I will say a word, No-Way!"

Tian Tian is like a female beast who protects her cubs, and when she was in a hurry, she also came up with a foreign language.

Forget it, I don't want to drag the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix into the water.

After all, there is no more ferocious than the downhill tiger, not to mention, it is still a tiger that has become a fine!

Hearing the movement outside, the commotion was getting bigger and bigger, I was afraid that I would be too late to go, and I would really die, so I smiled at Tian Tian and said, "If I die, take care of the mountain spirit and the blue phoenix." ”

Tian Tian instantly turned into a righteous woman who sent her lover to protect her family and defend the country, and kissed me on the forehead.

"Go ahead." She said.

I have the kiss marks of a female charm on my forehead, turn my head and leave, Shan Biao, I kindly let you go, but you have a wolf heart and a dog's lungs, and you ran to the old street to bite back, Master Huang, I fought with you today!

Dawu followed me, and Liuzi shrunk his neck in fright, but he also followed me.

In the distance, you can see the shadow of Shan Biao, and after a few scurrying, chickens and dogs are jumping everywhere.

Along the way, there are crowds of people fleeing in embarrassment.

There are also stalls on both sides of the street, overturning on the ground.

The businessman was full of rice, and he followed the three of us calmly, without fear, as if he was going to see a performance.

However, soon a piece of news came, and I felt that he couldn't be so calm after listening to it.

"The tiger ran into the Internet café and blocked the millet!"

Xiaomi, but Mi Mancang's daughter!

As a result, he still walked slowly, and someone called him, Boss Mi, don't go and save your daughter soon!

"I broke up, and I broke off the relationship."

Mi Mancang said calmly.