Chapter 209: True and False
"Ugh!"
At a glance, Tong Xiaolai himself was not calm, he actually became three people!
Three identical Tong Xiaolai, even the clothes and hairstyles are exactly the same.
It turned out that this was a sound from Xiao Liuzi, he released a prosthesis to lure away the ghost, and then took advantage of Tong Xiaolai's inattention, and turned into Tong Xiaolai.
The clothes that were originally used to distinguish Tong Xiaolai from the mechanical Tong Xiaolai were also changed by him and turned into one appearance.
Now these three people, wearing the same clothes and having the same appearance, there is no difference.
When the ghosts found out that they were chasing the prosthesis, they immediately turned back again.
The ghosts came back to take a look and found that the situation was wrong, how did the two people just now suddenly become three people?
Presumably, the ghosts also saw that one of them must be the little sixth, the six-eared mud monkey!
"What a monkey head, really stubborn by nature, knowing that he can't beat him, he is not in a hurry to run, he is neither humble nor arrogant, and he actually plays hide and seek with everyone." Onicha-sama has a headache when he looks at it.
Tong Xiaolai, mechanical Tong Xiaolai, Xiaoliu Tong Xiaolai, all three are exactly the same, who knows which is the six-eared mud monkey? If you think about it, there is only a one-in-three probability, how can this be good? All the ghosts are in a hurry.
Tong Xiaolai looked at the two beside him dead and was unhappy. I thought TM, another one, it's really annoying!
Tong Xiaolai accused them one by two: "Why did you all become like me? Don't...... You want to steal my looks? If you have paid the patent fee, you will dare to become like me. I can see it, you must have been coveting my beauty for a long time, right? What is this called, this is called planned crime. Bad guys, you're all bad guys! ”
"Oh, I'll go, who is so ashamed? It's shameless, it's obvious that you plagiarized me! ”
"You were the ones who plagiarized me!"
"You were the ones who plagiarized me!"
"You were the ones who plagiarized me!"
……
The three of you say a word, I say a word, and I don't know who is talking about whom.
"Oh, who are you children?" Mu Lingyi said distressedly.
"Yiyi, listen to me, I am!"
"Yiyi, you don't care about them, I am!"
"Yiyi, look at me, so am I!"
"I'm Tong Xiaolai!"
"I'm Tong Xiaolai!"
"I'm also Tong Xiaolai!"
"I am!"
"I am!"
"Me too!"
……
The three of them quarreled as they spoke.
"Uh...... I'm afraid...... You can't even recognize your own mother, right? The old man said.
"Old man, fat man, Mu Lingyi, gold and silver, and little lady, you have to believe me, I am the real, the original me!"
"No, I'm the real one, everyone loves me!"
"No, I'm real, too, I'm like a flower!"
"Lady, do you recognize it, which of them is the real Tong Xiaolai? I can't see it anyway. Kim said.
"Xianggong, I'm sorry, I can't see it......" said the little lady.
"Ugh." The old man sighed helplessly, and sighed, "Who of you is real?" ”
"I am! I am! I am! Eh, I'm ......" The three of them began to argue again.
The old man spread his hands and said, "Alas, I knew it would be like this." ”
"It's not the way to go. Hmm......" Xiaoyin hesitated for a while, his mind was sharp, and he had a whim, and said, "Eh, there is!" I have a good idea. Otherwise, the three of you, just duel, fight to the death, whoever survives will be our eldest brother Tong Xiaolai! ”
"Xiaoyin, I think your IQ can be rescued again." Tong Xiaolai said with a serious expression, "Fight to the death, you can figure it out!" How bad it is to use a knife and a gun, I think it is more appropriate to use rock-paper-scissors. ”
After listening to this, Xiaoyin knelt down with a "click", and said respectfully with both hands: "The eldest brother is wise, the younger brother is willing to bow to the wind, and I am willing to gamble and lose, I will tell the old man to return to his hometown, go home to farm, and never step into the martial arts again." ”
"Eh, forget it, forget it, I'm not such a stingy person, besides, you pretend to be very knowledgeable, I still have to learn more from you." Tong Xiaolai generously helped him up, like a drama spirit possessed.
In order to prevent Xiao Liuzi from escaping, the ghosts blocked the way of the three children, and the captain of the ghost mission said angrily: "Tell me quickly, who are you six-eared mud monkeys!" ”
"Him! He! He! He is! He is! He is ......" The three blamed each other.
"Alas~" Captain Ghost said with a sigh and a headache, "When will this be the head?" ”
At this time, a ghost sent a little brother came up with an idea, and secretly attached himself to the captain's ear and said, "You might as well kill all three of them, one of them is always a six-eared mud monkey." I'd rather kill a thousand by mistake than let go of one! ”
The captain was very satisfied after hearing this, and snickered: "Hey, hey, the little brother knows my heart, and the little brother knows my heart!" ”
"To ensure fairness, I have decided to kill all three of you, and neither of you will take sides. How, fair, right? Captain Onicha said to the three of them.
"Humph!" Tong Xiaolai snorted disdainfully.
"Fifty steps, a hundred steps of laughter, I am almost moved to tears by you. Do you think you can kill us? Come on, if you have the ability, you can kill one and I'll see! Let's start with this! Tong Xiaolai took the initiative to let the two of them out.
Tong Xiaolai gave up the first one and hurriedly comforted the next: "It's okay, don't worry, it's your turn in a while." ”
The two Tong Xiaolai were stunned after hearing this, opened their eyes, and looked at him in surprise: "Didn't you say that you would die together?" ”
"Eh, how bad it is for three big men to die together, and if they die, they will be misunderstood. It's good that you two die, I'll explain it to you. Tong Xiaolai said.
The captain of the ghost mission stared at Tong Xiaolai, and found that he had not stopped at all from the beginning to the present, and said impatiently: "Three people belong to you who talk a lot!" Come on, tear his mouth for me first! ”
The captain of the ghost mission pointed at Tong Xiaolai and gave an order, and a group of ghost messengers swaggered up.
The ghosts approached Tong Xiaolai with murderous energy, and Tong Xiaolai was not calm: "Eh, eh! What are you doing? What are you doing? What do you want to do? People are good women and men, let me tell you, men and men don't kiss, don't come here. Stay back! Tong Xiaolai said as he retreated.
The ghosts got closer and closer, and they had already started to do so.
Tong Xiaolai hurriedly took action to block it, protect his head, and protect himself.
"What do you want to do? What do you want to do? I warn you, don't do anything! They are the top ten good young people, and they haven't contributed to the motherland yet. Can you give me some time and let me do something for the motherland and the people, or I can wait until I give birth to my second child! Don't come here, don't come here! ”
The ghosts approached step by step, and Tong Xiaolai retreated step by step.
"I'll warn you one last time, you'd better not push me, be careful to push me into a hurry, I can do anything!"
The ghosts approached step by step, and Tong Xiaolai retreated step by step.
"I'll warn you two more times!"
The ghosts approached step by step, and Tong Xiaolai retreated step by step.
"I warn you three more times! Four times! Five times! Six ......"
The ghosts approached step by step, and Tong Xiaolai retreated step by step.
One was moving forward, the other was retreating, so Tong Xiaolai warned them and circled the field with them ten times.
After the turn, Tong Xiaolai finally couldn't stand it anymore and fell to the ground: "Alas, I'm so tired." I've finally found out now that warning you is also a manual job. ”
The style of painting is so strange, it's really unheard of in my life, I've never heard of it, I didn't expect my subordinates to have such an unknown side, and the captain of the ghost mission is still in a daze......
The captain of the ghost mission reassembled the team, no matter what, and gave an order to Tong Xiaolai and the three of them: "Little ones, give it to me!" Kill them, not a single one will be left! ”
Tong Xiaolai: "It seems that the enemy finally can't hold back, this is going to be rough, this is going to be rough, isn't it?" ”
"Well, since the situation has reached the point of saber rattling, that means there is no room for maneuver! I said you two, I don't care who you two are, if you don't want to chop into meat sauce, give it to me! Come on! Kill! Yes!!! Tong Xiaolai has already sounded the horn of the charge.
The lips are dead and the teeth are cold, the three of them all know this truth, no matter who dies of the three people, the next one will be their turn, and they will kill the three people, so the three of them must unite to resist the enemy together, and the muzzle of the gun is the same.
"The mask is in hand, I have it in the world!" The Mask is here.
"Wow, smow, smiling cat......" Tong Xiaolai put on his mask with his own sound effect, and said, "I am Mask Superman, Smiling Cat!" Tremble, you scumbags! Hum hahaha, ahahaha! Aha...... Ahem...... cough cough cough ...... "I accidentally choked on my own saliva."
"Kill!"
Tong Xiaolai showed his laser sword, and Xiao Liuzi Tong Xiaolai pulled out an iron rod. In the face of a menacing enemy, the two took the lead in resisting the enemy.
Tong Xiaolai and Xiao Liuzi have already been hit, and then look at the mechanical Tong Xiaolai, he actually didn't move, standing in place and meditating. Could it be that he could defeat his enemies by imagination alone?
"If you don't do it now, when will you wait?" Seeing that they were fighting so hard, the mechanical boy Xiao Lai thought to himself, should he be hiding like this all the time? Do you want to do something about yourself? Looks like it's time to make a move!