Chapter96 Wonderful Translation (2018 376)
Yu Chenguang's silent writing of poetry really surprised Lin Xi slightly.
She thought that this was already the limit of Yu Chenguang's brain, but she didn't expect that the next translation of classical Chinese would give her Ling Bo a blow, and she almost didn't spit out a mouthful of blood.
1. If the husband does not die, he will die, and if he dies, he will be famous.
Translation: We, big men, don't die. If we want to die, we're going to have to make big news!
TF! What the heck? It's big news!
The corners of Lin Xi's mouth twitched slightly, and he really wanted to dig open Yu Chenguang's head to see what was inside.
2. Qiang Qin did not dare to increase troops in Zhao, and the two of them were in vain.
Translation: The reason why the powerful Qin State did not dare to use troops against the Zhao State was only because the two of us were together.
Oh my God, Lin Xi was slightly shocked, if Lian Po and Lin Xiangru saw it, would they vomit out a mouthful of old blood?
Seeing this, Lin Xi felt that his brain hurt, but he didn't expect the next translation to be even more bizarre.
3. Guarding the window, how can you be born alone in the dark?
Translation: Guarding the window (looking at the people outside), why am I the only one who looks so dark?
Poof, Lin Xiwei couldn't bear it anymore, choking and coughing.
She smoothed her breath and thought with black lines on her face, if Li Qingzhao knew, I was afraid that she would be so angry that she would get up from the grave!
4. King Lu Gong bad Confucius house.
Translation: Liu Yu, the king of Lu Gong, is very bad, and Confucius is very homely.
Well, yes, I even know that King Lu Gong's name is Liu Yu, but what kind of mess is this translation?
Lin Xiwei was completely speechless, she pressed the corner of her forehead, it was really spicy eyes!
This strange translation simply made the math teacher feel a stomachache and the physical education teacher couldn't run! Not to mention the language teacher.
I'm afraid that when Mr. Fang changes the papers, he can't wait to drop the papers on Chenguang's face!
The following composition, Lin Xiwei couldn't stand it at all.
She returned the test paper to Yu Chenguang and looked at him with a complicated expression.
I didn't expect this young master, who couldn't speak English, to be so weak in ancient Chinese knowledge.
What a vain blind man for his linguistic talents!
Lin Xi sighed slightly, feeling that the task of transforming Yu Chenguang is a long way to go!
Looking at Lin Xi's slightly long sigh, Yu Chenguang couldn't help but feel weak for a while, and asked with a stiff neck, "What's wrong?" It's not too bad, at least passing! ”
Lin Xi's lips moved slightly, he didn't know how to say it so as not to hit him, it was simply indescribable!
She sighed again and said helplessly, "I'll tell you later, I'll think about how to tutor you first......"
She scratched her hair, she felt a terrible headache, and she couldn't do it!
Although Yu Chenguang's Chinese scores are very weak, several other courses are really enough to stand out from the crowd.
In particular, the mathematics score surpassed Xu Pingsheng, who ranked second, by 15 points.
This time, the math problems were seriously out of the curriculum, and many of the questions were not done by everyone.
The average math score in the class was only 61 points, which was pitifully low!
And under such a sluggish result, Yu Chenguang actually scored 99 points, infinitely close to a full score!
With such a high score, the students were simply convinced.
The little fat man regarded it as a god and couldn't wait to kneel down and worship.
Even the always rigid old man Xu praised him in class.
After all, even the top math students in the third year of high school may not be able to get such a high score in this paper, and Yu Chenguang can achieve such good results, which is really beyond his expectations.
The reason why he came out with such a difficult volume was actually to ring the alarm bell for everyone.
Xu Minzhi said solemnly: "Maybe you will think that the teacher is deliberately making things difficult for you by coming up with such a difficult question." ”
He glanced at the class and saw that there was a look of deep approval on everyone's faces.
Xu Minzhi snorted coldly and asked coldly: "Do any of you know how many days are left before the college entrance examination?" ”
Everyone looked at each other, and no one could tell the exact time.
"You don't know, do you?" Xu Minzhi glanced at everyone and said cruelly, "Let me tell you, there are still 879 days left before the college entrance examination!" It's 31 days less than the last announcement! Do you think 879 days is still a long time? ”
The students nodded in unison.
Xu Minzhi sneered and struck hard, "These more than 800 days seem to be long, but in fact, it is only about 20 months. The pace of the college entrance examination is approaching all the time, you still have a lot to learn, if you don't have a correct attitude and grasp every minute, then the college entrance examination will be like this monthly exam, and the results will be bleak. ”
The class fell silent, and no one whispered.
Everyone's faces showed solemn expressions, and the atmosphere in the class became tense like never before.
Lin Xi bit his lip slightly, and the idea of superiority over Chenguang in the morning disappeared in an instant.
He is just a little better than him in Chinese, and the other subjects are not his opponents at all, and there are still many places to learn from him, what qualifications do you have to think that you are better than him!
Lin Xi lowered his head slightly ashamed, and hurriedly straightened out his mentality.
I have to say that Xu Minzhi's blow has played a role, since that day, the students in the second class have indeed put away the mentality of having fun, really devoted themselves to the atmosphere of learning, and actively fought for the college entrance examination that will come in two years.
And Lin Xiwei also thought about the counseling plan for Chenguang.
She asked Yu Chenguang to recite an ancient poem every day, do a set of classical Chinese translations, and submit a proposition essay a week.
This operation was undoubtedly fiercely opposed by Yu Chenguang.
Just kidding, he'd have a ghost if he wanted to.
Having him recite those brick-building words every day was undoubtedly the same as whipping him a hundred times a day, and there was no difference in the degree of pain between the two.
Lin Xi raised his eyes slightly and glared at him, "It's just one song a day, and I didn't let you memorize hundreds of songs at once, why did you react so much?" ”
Yu Chenguang replied unconvinced, "Then I'll let you do a big math problem every day, are you happy?" ”
Lin Xi gritted his teeth slightly, nodded and said, "Deal!" ”
Yu Chenguang's eyes widened, obviously he didn't expect Lin Xiwei to compromise so easily.
He hurriedly mended the pot and said, "I just said it casually, but I didn't promise you!" ”
Lin Xi stared at him steadily, "Yu Chenguang, are you a man?" ”
Yu Chenguang was anxious, "What does this have to do with whether it is a man or not?" Lin Xiaowei, you can't change the concept! ”
Lin Xi snorted coldly: "I don't care, if you are a man, you can't be untrustworthy!" ”
The corners of Yu Chenguang's mouth twitched, "It's unreasonable!" ”
Lin Xi clasped his arms with both hands and raised his head arrogantly, "Sister is so unreasonable, what's the matter!" Do you agree or disagree? If you don't agree, I don't care about you! ”
Seeing that Lin Xi was slightly ruthless, Yu Chenguang was out of options, and he reluctantly compromised.