Chapter 393: Fanwai, Longjing and Plum Vegetables, Peach Blossom Fairy Wine and Marquee
Today is the day of sacrifice. It was the wind and the sun, but it was a rare good weather, I used the silver hairpin that my mother bought for me to tie my hair more neatly, and took today's offerings to the Dragon God Shrine to worship.
The north wind blew all night, and the Luodi square bricks in the middle of the courtyard of the Dragon God Temple were blown clean by the wind, and not even a single fallen leaf was seen, so as not to be cleaned. I went straight into the Dragon God Temple, first wiped the table, and then brought the pine nut osmanthus candy, lotus root flour honey cake, lotus leaf taro soup, peanut sesame brand in front of the table, respectfully saluted, just about to go to find the broom to sweep the floor, but saw that the incense burner on the incense burner was already full, busy the incense burner down enough, planning to clean up, but the incense burner just arrived in my hands, but I heard a crisp sound of "jingle bell", as if something fell from a height, is spinning all over the ground!
I was suspicious, and I hurriedly held the incense burner and looked under the offering table, but found that behind the curtain of the yellow ayazi, there was something still rolling forward.
It's weird, what is that? Could it be that it is the treasure hidden behind this incense burner in Longjing? It's broken, if I lose the treasure of Longjing, and find it when Longjing comes back, I don't know what kind of exit to hurt people, trouble, trouble, thinking of this, I hurriedly put down the incense burner, and went down to the bottom of the table to reach the fast thing that rolled, but that thing was like a living thing, and when I saw my fingers coming, it actually rolled closer to the inside.
Longjing's things, also like Longjing's love to play tricks, I had no choice, I had to get under the offering table, to a deeper place to reach, but the thing also rolled farther and farther, finally to reach that thing, under the offering table is dark and dreary I can't see what kind of love thing it is, I was just about to crawl out from under the offering table, suddenly, the thing in my hand was hot, I hurriedly opened my hand, and then as if someone was dragging me, I don't know where a force came from, I just felt like a leaf in a whirlwind, After a period of dizziness, he felt that he had fallen to the ground, and when he opened his eyes, he seemed to be sitting in a house.
The house is well-connected and has doors everywhere. I panicked in my heart, could it be that what kind of monster was that, dragging me to the demon world?
I looked around in horror, it was a completely strange scenery, and I couldn't find a trace of familiarity, so I had to secretly scold myself for being stupid, while walking forward cautiously, intending to find someone and inquire what kind of boundary this is.
When I walked to a door, I heard the sound of singing coming from inside, so I knocked on the door and asked, "Is anyone there?" I thought, ask for directions. ”
The singing voice suddenly stopped, and an indifferent woman's voice came out: "You, should you be a newcomer?" ”
I was stunned, and I didn't know how to answer well, so I had to reply hesitantly: "Uh...... That's it. ”
The indifferent woman didn't come to open the door, but continued to say indifferently: "What is there to ask, just go back to your own realm, the road is facing the sky, each on one side, although we are in the same marquee, but the well water does not interfere with the river water." I won't trouble you, and you don't want to trouble me. ”
"Let's go...... Marquee? "I was astonished, how did I find something under the offering table, and it fell into the marquee of Longjing! It is good to know that in the marquee, it is completely a powerful demon, if you can meet a familiar heavy mother and son, or a big frog spirit cui snail, it is good, I met the demon who did not know me, eat me, I have no place to cry injustice!
This girl with an indifferent voice is probably an indifferent demon, and I'd better take the best policy.
I was frightened and passed the doorway, but I saw a huge loquat tree in the center of the courtyard, and under the loquat tree, there was an old man sweeping the floor, wearing a hat, and his beard hung down to the ground, but he looked kind.
I naturally knew that among the demons and ghosts, all of them were invisible, so I carefully planned a route for myself to escape with the brocade of the Heavenly Maiden, and asked boldly: "This uncle, dare to ask how to pass the news to the Dragon God in this marquee?" I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I want to find the Dragon God. "Come on, military lady!
The old man looked at me with interest and said with a smile, "New here?" ”
I nodded: "Exactly, exactly, I hope the old man will show you a clear way." ”
"Well said, well said!" The old man stroked his beard and said, "The old man took you with you, is it okay to come out of this marquee?" ”
"Huh?" My eyes widened: "Can you yourself get out of the marquee?" ”
"That's nature, if you can go in and can't get out, won't it become a prison?" The old man beckoned to me and said, "Come, I'll tell you!" ”
I was overjoyed, and I hurriedly put my ear over, but the old man opened his big mouth and grinned behind his ear, stretched out a long tongue like a snake, and said with a smile: "Actually, the old man is just deceiving you. ”
"Huh?"
"Hahahaha...... The old man who almost opened half of his head when he laughed was overjoyed, and said continuously: "Sure enough, it's as stupid as melon slices say, how can you be called a stupid roe deer if you're not stupid?" Hahahaha......"
The old man laughed enough for himself, and even called his friends and shouted, "Big guy come out and take a look!" That stupid roe deer next to the dragon god is here! ”
"Really?"
"Dragon's Emissary?"
As he spoke, countless monsters appeared out of nowhere, all of which were strange and strange.
There is a red head that rolls to the ground, with round eyes, three hands, three feet, a shriveled old man who is like an oil lamp shelf, there is a strange man who is dressed in fox fur, but has a chicken head, and the head of a beauty, but there is a beautiful woman with a long snake body, and the rest are all strange shapes, too many to mention, more than the patterns painted on the City God Temple, all staring at me, although I have seen a lot of demons, but to so many pairs of demons and ghosts eyes as monkeys to watch, but it is the first time, I couldn't help but sweat in my head and the palms of my hands were hot, so I had to stand still and couldn't think of what to say: "This...... I am the messenger of the dragon god, if you don't believe it, you can go and ask the dragon god ......"
"Bigmouth, look at how scared people out!" A short, stocky, scorpion-like man with a long tail with sharp horns said, "Let the dragon god know that you are playing his dragon god messenger, eighty percent of it is not over with you." ”
The big-mouthed man replied indifferently: "The Dragon God himself is not playing all the time, I expect us to play and play, and it doesn't matter much." ”
"You don't think anything if you blink your eyes, what can you do if someone else opens and closes your eyelids arbitrarily?" A lazy, elongated voice replied.
"Dragon God Lord ......" When the monsters present heard this, they all bowed and saluted, and said in unison: "The little demon is terrified." I didn't know that the dragon god was coming. ”
Long Jing didn't know when, but he had already sat on this loquat tree, and he didn't know how long he had been watching. As soon as the big-mouthed man saw that Longjing was coming, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak out anymore, bowed his head and begged for mercy: "I don't know that the dragon god cherishes the dragon god's messenger so much, the little demon has no malice, and I hope the dragon god will forgive ......me."
Long Jing leaned leisurely on the big loquat tree, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, but what, this stupid roe deer is a stupid roe deer that belongs to the god himself, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog, and it naturally depends on the master to play the stupid roe deer." Do you understand what God means? ”
For some reason, I always felt that what Long Jing said was not a good thing. Choose a city to grow old for
"Yes...... It's ......" The big-mouthed man hurriedly comprehended and said: "The envoy of the dragon god is the person of the dragon god, and the envoy of the dragon god is the person of the dragon god......"
"It's good to understand......" Long Jing sat up and looked condescendingly at this group of demons from the tree, although Long Jing is a fake god, but I saw him for the first time in the world's general momentum, inexplicably I also felt strange and novel.
Long Jing jumped down from the tree and said majestically: "You only know how to spin around in the marquee all day long, and you don't even know the deputy of the god, isn't it right to fight!" This dragon god messenger, that is a big role under one god and above ten thousand demons, is the same...... It's like a great eunuch next to a mortal emperor, don't you understand? ”
Am I the same as a eunuch who holds a whisk and hunches over?
"Yes, yes...... The Dragon God Messenger is the most favored one of the Dragon God, and it is naturally difficult for us to match it. "A kind of monster is coming.
"Do you want to say the most favorite...... "Long Jing said triumphantly, "I can't say that it's not...... Silly roe deer, aren't you moved? ”
How could I not have noticed such favor? I had to say dryly: "Thank you for the favor of the Dragon God." ”
"The Dragon God favors me the most! It's me! "The melon slice flew down from nowhere, and stuffed a mouthful of loquat fruit. Long Jing also ignored the melon slices and asked me: "Silly roe deer, I know that you are stupid, but I don't know why you are stupid like this, you look at yourself, you have nothing to do to drill into the marquee, if the demon does not know you and swallows you, you will have to consider yourself unlucky." ”
I had to apologize and said, "It's Mei Cai's own fault, but it's ...... under the table."
"Duh!" Long Jing shook his slender index finger and said: "Knowing that mistakes can be changed, being good is great, making excuses, this is a sign of unrepentance." ”
"Ume has never died and has not repented......"
"Well......" Long Jing said to himself: "Come here, come and come, and the god will take you to open your eyes, so that the demons and ghosts in this marquee can also see the most favored ...... The great eunuch of this god. ”
“…… Be. "Thinking that the great eunuch is actually quite majestic, I have to comfort myself like this.
Long Jing led me straight to this courtyard and inspected it, and said with a point: "See, this is the Qiankun in the marquee, all of which are conjured up by the gods, don't you admire such great achievements?" Hmph, this god is just too lazy to talk on weekdays, otherwise, this god is not also a majestic person. You only know what Lord Blue Moon is mighty, His Royal Highness is heroic, in fact, this god is much stronger than them. ”
I don't know why, but I feel that Longjing is nagging very much today, and he actually has a bit of Zhengshan's demeanor, and he is really a brother.
Longjing chattered all the way, all the way to the courtyard with me, but all the doors of the small cubicles that Longjing passed through, all opened, to visit Longjing, Longjing looked like a patrol in the past, and did not forget to add: "This stupid roe deer is the favorite of this god, you have to remember something......"
I couldn't help but become more and more puzzled in my heart, and hurriedly asked the melon slice secretly: "What happened to the Dragon God Lord today?" Why do you look weird and speak differently than before? ”
The melon slices fell on my shoulder with a hula, and said, "The dragon god drank the peach blossom fairy wine, and the dragon god drank the peach blossom fairy wine." ”
"In this way, the dragon god is drunk and drunk?" I wondered, "Is it drunk from the fairy world again?" "Demon Moon Immortal Path
Gua Pian smiled: "It's to steal the private collection of the old man under the moon!" The private collection of the old man under the moon! Whenever you drink the Peach Blossom Fairy wine, you will no longer be depressed and have something to say, especially to ......"
"Melon slices!" Long Jing said: "Twitter, say some nonsense? ”
Gua Pian had no choice but to say: "Gua Pian I, I'm competing with the stupid roe deer for the position of the big eunuch!" ”
Long Jing scoffed and said, "Two big eunuchs, it doesn't matter!" ”
So, Longjing took me enough, in this marquee, turned around, only to see the demons and ghosts in the marquee, one in the east and one in the west, strange, too many to mention, the birth is simply a ghostly workmanship, if it is painted into a booklet, it is expected that Luoyang paper is expensive, and it sells at a good price. When Longjing saw a monster, he wanted to brag about the wonderful past of ambushing this monster: "I think back then, it was in the Xichuan Pass, this monster occupied the ferry, and always had to occupy the fish of the fishing boat...... At that time, it could be called extremely tragic, it was simply ...... This god is wise and powerful, needless to say......"
I was listening to the legendary stories in the mouth of the dragon well with relish, and suddenly a pair of small hands grabbed me, I looked down, but it was Shenshen, Shen Shen saw me, and said with a smile: "The Dragon God Messenger also came here to inspect?" ”
I hurriedly smiled and said: "Where can I dare to call it the word patrol, but I came in by mistake, with the dragon god and the fox fake tiger might." ”
Shen Shen smiled and whispered: "Today, Shen Shen went to the Yanyu Pavilion, but I saw that the Dragon God deliberately poured ashes into the incense burner, and put the marquee lamp behind the incense burner, probably, it was to attract the Dragon God Messenger to come!" ”
"What ......"
Shen Shen smiled and said: "The Dragon God Lord probably hasn't brought the Dragon God Envoy out to play, so he wants to taste his long-cherished wish?" ”
"Is this ......" Longjing wants to take me out to play? He didn't look like he was treating me so well, probably, because of what kind of peach blossom fairy wine he drank, something was not normal.
So dragged on for a day, although the marquee was small, serious shopping, but extremely tired, Long Jing was still relish telling how one monster after another was recovered under his wisdom and martial arts, but I was too tired to lift my legs, so I had to say: "Lord Dragon, Mei Cai really can't walk, although the story is good, let Mei Cai rest for a while......
As soon as Long Jing turned around, he furrowed his eyebrows with disgust, and said, "Tut-tut...... It's really troublesome. Then he crouched down and said, "Come up!" You've heard enough, but God hasn't said enough, and there are still many heroic deeds of God that have not been finished, you have to listen to it, and you have to listen to it if you don't listen! ”
Is this going to carry me? I said repeatedly: "Mei Cai doesn't dare to ......"
Long Jing couldn't help but carry me on his back, and muttered to himself: "This monster is the ...... when the god is in the South China Sea?"
Longjing's back is skinny, and the person is really uncomfortable, but inexplicably, but there is a very familiar feeling, as if he has carried it before, strange, is it a dream? This back, which was panicked and not wide, was leaning on it and fell asleep unconsciously.
I don't know who whispered in my ear: "Peach blossom wine...... It's in front of the peach blossom of the drinker, blooming like a peach blossom, aren't you the peach blossom......"
I craned my eyelids to see who was talking, but my nose was full of peach blossoms, and I wanted to sleep like this, and I was reluctant to wake up.
"Peach Blossom...... Peach blossom...... You are the peach blossom of the dragon god......"