I sat on the Taishi chair, Shan Biao lay at my feet, I touched its big head with my left hand, and held my own bamboo eight-edged gong with my right hand, waiting for you to come, I want you to know, who is the father!

I don't let you figure it out, who is Lao Tzu and who is the son, you are still against the sky!

I didn't even doze off for a while, quietly waiting for the arrival of the little monster, when the time passed, suddenly it rained heavily, when a lightning bolt fell, I felt the whole mountain, are shaking.

If the weather changes suddenly, there will be demons! The little monster must be coming!

I sat still and didn't move, and waited for a long time, but the rain stopped and the little monster hadn't come yet, I was full of energy, and I was going to teach him a lesson, but from the time of the child to the present, after this attraction, my sharpness was discounted.

Not only was my sharpness discounted, but I also dozed off and yawned.

If you want to say that this guy Shan Biao is really heartless, the lightning and thunder did not delay it from sleeping, the snoring sounded earth-shattering, and when he snored, the corners of his mouth blew the boss's bubbles.

In the morning, I suddenly woke up and realized that something was wrong.

The head of Shan Biao on the left hand is still there, but the bamboo knot on the right hand is gone!

I said in my heart that no, although it is a little monster, but after all, it has just come out of its mother's womb not long ago, why is it so bright, it can play with me thirty-six tricks, and it didn't show up, but it stole my weapon while I was asleep!

I lost my weapon, and my previous arrogance was removed by more than half.

Suddenly, a gurgling sound came, sounding like the sound of a bullfrog, Shan Biao was very alert, stood up at that time, roared at the door, and then chased out.

The thing that attracted Shan Biao was too fast, so I took a look, and I only felt that that guy was like a running basin, and by the time I went out, Shan Biao had already run away.

After waiting for a long time, Shan Biao didn't come back, I walked back to the Guandi Temple, and said in my heart that Shan Biao had a plan!

They stole my weapon, and used the tiger to leave the mountain and lure the mountain away.

I feel like it won't be long before that guy comes to me!

At that moment, there was a sound overhead, and I looked up and saw a small monster hanging from the beam above my head, saying that he was a monster, because he had a baby's immature face, but his body was like a gecko, and he also had a long tail.

No wonder Master Tai and Master Jihai want to study this little monster!

I've seen photos of myself when I was a child, and the little face of this little monster has the charm of my childhood.

And he is indeed a four-legged little monster as Hu Xiaoli said, after all, his gecko body has four legs.

And he also has suction cups on his feet, so he can walk casually on the roof and girders without falling off.

I never thought that this guy was not like a Gu dragon, nor like a fire qilin, but like a gecko!

And it's a gecko that looks bigger than its face!

When I was thinking, the human-faced gecko had already jumped off the roof, opened its two front paws, and grabbed it at my face, this claw was much sharper than the gecko, and I didn't have any weapons at hand, so I didn't dare to take it hard.

I jumped to the side, dodging his paws, and who knew that when he flicked his long tail, the tail that was more than a foot long, pumped right into my face, and swollen half of my face.

My face hurt hotly, and I was afraid that he would continue to sneak up on me, so I rolled on the spot, rolled to the back door of the mountain temple, and then jumped out again.

In the small courtyard at the back, the sun was shining, and I stood in the sun, waiting for the little monster to come.

The little monster did not go to the ground, but went the wrong way, and even rushed over me a little in a chair and stabbed me in the waist.

I didn't hesitate at the time, a thunder fireball, aimed at his face, and sent out.

The little monster opened its small mouth at that time, and its mouth was full of small fangs, and this guy seemed to not know what it meant to be afraid, and with one mouth, he actually swallowed the thunder fireball I sent out.

What a wicked sect!

He was not afraid of the thunder and fire of Tiangang!

After the thunder fire was swallowed by him, it turned around in his stomach and was spit out by him again, and after he spit it out, the thunder fire, which was originally the size of a ping-pong ball, turned around in the air and became bigger and bigger.

By the time the thunder fireball reached me, it was the size of a football.

I turned sideways, and the thunder fireball passed by, and although it didn't burn me, my tiger skin robe was still burned out in a small piece.

What's even more annoying is that in the backyard of the mountain temple, when Zhao Min was still a demon doll, the big water tank that had taken a bath was hit by a thunder fireball, and it shattered with a bang.

The debris of the large tank was all over the floor, and the water inside also flowed to the ground.

Now I can be sure, this thing must be a fire unicorn, as for why he is not a unicorn, it is estimated that it is because he took the Gu dragon's fetus, but he did not correct the Gu dragon's fetal shape in time, so it became a four.

No wonder Xiaomi hasn't called me, she must have felt that she gave birth to such a thing and didn't have the face to see me.

I lost my weapon at that time, I lost Shan Biao's helper, and the thunder fireball didn't work against the little monster, so I was not discouraged, I lay on the ground and turned into a big tiger.

When the little monster pounced on me again, I raised my forepaw, as fast as lightning and as heavy as Tarzan, and slapped it hard.

When there was a loud sound, it felt like I had slapped a piece of thousand-year-old cold iron, and my tiger palm was almost numb.

But the little monster didn't take advantage of anything, and was slapped by my palm, and it hit the wall and bounced to the ground.

I took advantage of the victory and took advantage of his snow-white belly to the sky, and jumped over and pressed him under the tiger's paws, and he struggled with his long tail, but could not break free.

With my other paw, I grabbed his long tail, then lifted him up and slammed him against the wall.

It's not that I'm going to kill my own essence and blood, but this guy is so hard that if he doesn't exert a little effort, he won't feel pain at all.

"Little thing, I'll let you hurt my master and Master Jihai! Little thing, I'll let you do it to me! Know who I am! I'm your father, you try it with me again! ”

I reprimanded him and cleaned him up.

As a result, this little guy was very tough, and that little face was always angry, and he grinned at me.

Grandma's, I don't believe it anymore, I can't cure you!

Seeing that the walls made of blue stripes and stones were all broken, he did not ask for mercy, so I threw him to the ground again.

At this time, I also have to admire, this little guy's body is even harder than the old turtle spirit's Wang Bahu, I beat him like this, he didn't even feel pain.

In the end, my arms were sore, and this guy was still grinning at me, and I wanted to pull his long tail off for him, and I wanted to see if his tail could grow back like a gecko's tail!

I tugged hard, and the long tail fell off, but the little guy ran away from me.

Before leaving, he was still on my finger, bit hard, and bit out two rows of tooth marks from my fingers, and blood oozed from the tooth marks, and the wound was cold and painful.

I gasped for cold air in pain, and the long tail that I was pinching fell to the ground, and the long tail was like a snake, swimming a few times, and suddenly bouncing.

Longtail jumped on the wall, and the little monster shook its ass on the wall, and Longtail grew up on his ass.

At this time, a tiger roar came, and it was Shan Biao coming.

The little monster didn't stop, he jumped off the wall, after I jumped on the wall, I couldn't see him anymore, I guess he got into the grass and slipped away, the grass outside was waist-deep, and it was impossible to find this little guy.

But at this time, my confidence was greatly increased.

Even if I don't have Shan Biao and don't have a bamboo knot, I can defeat him with my own strength.

Although I suffered a little injury this time, it was only my carelessness.

I could have arrested him and locked him up in the Guandi Temple.

The wound on his hand was still cold and painful, and it was getting numb and numb, as if he had been poisoned.

When the mountain arrived, I said to him, look around the mountain, see where my bamboo knot is hidden by that little monster, and besides, don't fall for other people's tricks.

Shan Biao was stupid, brave and unscrupulous, I was worried that something would happen to it, and I told it several times to be careful.

After arranging Shan Biao, I used the thousand-year-old spider silk left in the mountain temple to wrap my wrist, which was to prevent the spread of toxins.

I ran down the mountain to find Xu Laosan to detoxify me.

When I arrived at the foot of the mountain, I changed back into a human form and ran back to the Guandi Temple, but Xu Laosan was not there.

The Maybach 600 was not there, and Lao Bai was sitting in the yard, playing chess with Wei Dabao.

"Uncle Bai, the old principal, where is my third grandfather!" I asked anxiously.