Chapter 134 Collecting Ghosts
Hao Feng said: "But I really haven't seen such a person!" ”
It's still acting! This guy was born to be an actor!
"Didn't you see it today?" I said with a smile.
Hao Feng smiled and said nothing, Liang Chong's hand had not moved under the dining table all the time. And I've been sitting in the void, just not knowing how long I'll last.
Seeing that they all looked calm, I thought it was time to give them a heads-up. Remind them what I do.
I said, "Brother, do you want to know where I got this eye?" ”
Hao Feng glanced at the indifferent Liang Chong and said, "Then tell me, this is really a strange thing!" ”
I'll tell you about my profession in a moment, and you don't have to be scared of your ass and urine. I'm dedicated to you!
I said, "These eyes of mine belong to my senior brother, because because of his unexpected death, Master changed those eyes to my body, and the purpose is very simple, that is, if I encounter evil spirits, let me arrest them. ”
As he spoke, he watched the expressions of the two in front of him change. It's a pity that I talked about my profession. They are still calm, this actor's play is really good!
"So you look like you're Mr. Yin and Yang!" Hao Feng asked.
I nodded, and he was right. I really am a Mr. Yin and Yang.
I said, "I'm only against evil spirits, and if I were like a good ghost, I wouldn't touch a single hair of his hair!" ”
Hao Feng laughed, I don't know what he was laughing at. But there was a scorn in the smile. He despises me, and it looks like I'm going to have to show him something.
I took out a yellow charm from my pocket and slapped it on the table, Hao Feng looked at the yellow charm, and there was no trace of fear. I'm a little confused, this shouldn't be!
I said, "Do you see this yellow talisman?" ”
Hao Feng nodded.
"This yellow talisman is for dealing with evil spirits!" I said.
This Hao Feng still gives me that smile, this product is not afraid of me, it's really strange!
Hao Feng coughed, as if to remind me of something. Then, he said: "You are the head of this land, so I don't know if you have heard of a title called the Thirteenth Taibao?" ”
Thirteen Taibao! Isn't this the same group of animals who harm people to take the true yang? I don't know, I heard Nan Zhenghang say that these animals have been arrested, and they should have just been executed some time ago.
I said, "You're talking about the 13th Taibao of the Mr. Yin and Yang Association!" ”
Hao Feng nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, it's them, you said that you are Mr. Yin and Yang, so I want to ask if you know this name!" ”
I said, "They! I know, it's those people who don't do good things! I heard that the death penalty was executed some time ago, and they should all report to the underworld! ”
Hao Feng looked at Liang Chong again, and then said to me: "It's true, but have you heard about them about the underworld?" ”
Where did I hear about this? I don't seem to know about it.
I asked, "Did they do anything bad in the underworld?" ”
"Yes, after they went down to the underworld, the gangsters of the prison department tortured them, but I didn't expect them to rely on such skills to make trouble in the underworld, and let go of a lot of ghosts from the underworld." Hao Feng said.
This one called "Thirteen Taibao" really deserves its name, and it can still do this. That's a sin!
Hao Feng said again: "These ghosts are released from the underworld, and there are a mixture of evil and good in them, which is a disaster for the world!" ”
What Hao Feng said is very reasonable, for the world, there are so many ghosts for no reason, of course, it is a disaster. However, there is another headache in front of my eyes. That's the Nine Lives Cat Demon! This thing thinks about cultivating all day long and harming people, I can't stop it even if I want to, it's really a headache!
I said, "These ghosts should be caught, and those who do bad things should be destroyed!" ”
Hao Feng said: "It's not a secret, the two of us are the shadows of the Capture Division in the underworld, and this time we came to the world to arrest those ghosts that were released." ”
It turns out that these two goods are yin, and I wonder I have to be afraid of my yellow charm.
Liang Chong's expression eased slightly, and the hand that had been under the table was picked up. My ass can finally rest. I just want to say "Cool!" out loud! ”。
Hao Feng looked at me and asked with a smile, "Brother, were you very tired just now?" ”
There was a slight embarrassment in my heart, and I could feel from his smile that this thing had already noticed that I was wary of them. I had to smile back with an embarrassed but polite smile.
"It turned out to be Big Brother Yincha, you guys are really hard!" I said hurriedly.
Fortunately, I invited them to a meal, after all, they were on an errand in the underworld. Get to know them, this is also the one that will allow me to have a few more friends in the underworld. Maybe I'll have to trouble them in the future!
"We don't work hard, as long as you're not tired!" Hao Feng said with a smile.
This thing is still ridiculing me about what I just did, you're really not a good thing!
I said, "Then you are not here for an investment business, right?" I laughed as I spoke. I'm sure there must have been something going on here between the two of them.
Hao Feng glanced at Liang Chong again, and Liang Chong still had that indifferent expression. An ice cube face, I'm wondering what it means that you're so cold.
Hao Feng said: "In this hotel, there are ghosts!"
I'm a little confused, if there's a ghost, how can I not see it. My eyes are yin and yang! But you can specialize in watching ghosts!
I smiled and said, "No! I didn't see it!" I looked around and talked to them. I assure I don't see the presence of ghosts with my eyes.
I saw Liang Chong take out a pair of glasses from his pocket and hand them to Hao Feng, Hao Feng said, "You take these glasses and take a look!" ”
I took my glasses and put them on my eyes. Since I have yin and yang eyes, and I can't see ghosts, I can see ghosts with glasses, is this bluffing!
I looked at these glasses with suspicion, but when I put them on, I knew I was wrong.
Because, I saw that many of the people sitting and eating here had bruised eyes and purple lips. It's obvious they're ghosts! But why can't I see with my eyes, I have to wear glasses to see it?
I hurriedly took off my glasses and asked, "Brother, why can't my eyes see that they are ghosts!" ”
Hao Feng smiled and said: "It's not a problem with your eyes, but they are too cunning, in order to prevent us from finding out, they deliberately went to find some monsters and gave them a human skin, so your eyes can't see it, only the special things made by the master in our craftsman department can be seen!" ”
It turns out that this is what it looks like, and these ghosts are really fucking cunning. No matter how close I was to them, I couldn't even notice that they were ghosts. It's a bit embarrassing to think about.
Hao Feng said: "Today, you invited us to dinner, we will give you these glasses, let's make a friend, you can ask us for help in the future!" ”
Hearing this, I thought to myself, it's good to have such glasses. If I encounter such a blind ghost in the future, then I can see them with my glasses on.
"I must make this friend!" I said with a smile.
Hao Feng said: "Since you have seen it, then I have to take them all away from the ghosts in this room!" ”
"Is there anything you need my help with?" I asked.
Hao Feng said: "Please help me guard the door, don't let them run away!" ”
"Okay!"
After speaking, we began to collect the great deeds of ghosts. This is the first time I've seen these yin errands to collect ghosts, these yin errands are in yin and yang, and they all have names in the capital. So, ordinary spells are basically of little use to them. They're not going to be afraid of these things.
I walked to the gate, closed it, and pasted a few yellow talismans on it. The purpose is very clear, that is, to cut off their retreat.
At this time, a waiter came over and said, "Sir, we are not allowed to put anything on our door." ”
But I saw through this glass, and the waiter in front of me was also a ghost.
I smiled and said, "What are you pretending, I can see that you are here, you are a ghost!" ”
The waiter's face was full of panic, but panic was useless. Because as soon as Liang Chong came over, he ripped off his human skin. Rub the ghost and put it in the bag around his waist.
If I'm not mistaken, this bag is supposed to be the ghost bag of the underworld. Its role is to collect ghosts.
When something like this happened, the ghosts who were eating were also panicked. Not only the ghosts panicked, but even the people panicked. After all, there are few people seeing this formation now! Why is it that all of a sudden, a person becomes skin?
I shouted, "Don't panic, everyone, this is a ghost, we have already caught it!" And here, there are many ghosts, as long as they come out obediently, we will punish them severely, otherwise we will bear the consequences. ”
Those ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, as if hesitating about something. Hao Feng came over, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, this job is beautiful!" As he spoke, he gave me a thumbs up.
That's nature, I'm Mr. Yin and Yang!
Hao Feng took out a sign from his arms, which should be written on it. Because, I happen to know those two words, "yin".
On the back of the sign, there are some small print. I don't know this, after all, I don't see much. Those two words are still what I knew in "The Secret Art of Yin and Yang".
Hao Feng said to them: "We are the Yin of the Missionary Capture Division, and we are here to perform official duties, please cooperate!" ”
These ghosts saw the bad signs, and they were all very obscene. They actually came to us in a line. This really surprised me!