When the big head was scared, I thought I wouldn't be afraid, but when the baby's little face smiled at me, I couldn't help but feel a hairy back.

It's a fear you've never had before!

In particular, the contemptuous smile of the baby made me think that the confidence that I could control everything was of course gone, and I even had a sense of powerlessness.

Of course, I can't show my sense of powerlessness, otherwise the big head will be stupid, and Yin Anping will collapse.

I took a deep breath and began to think about it.

The first thought that came to my mind was to move the rescuers!

At this time, I directly put Xu Laosan, Master Tai, Grandpa and Liu Blind into the second option, far from water can not quench the thirst, they often don't answer my phone, I can't call them in front of Yin Anping.

Otherwise, they won't answer the phone one by one, and when Datou and Yin Anping see it, they will definitely feel that I am helpless at this time, so they will be even more panicked.

After lighting a cigarette, I decided to move the rescuers nearby.

The smoke spread, Yin Anping coughed, and cautiously called out to my brother.

I hurriedly snuffed out the cigarette butt and said that I was sorry, I was too addicted to cigarettes and forgot that children should not smoke second-hand smoke.

Then I tried to calm myself down, first put the baby's trouser leg down, and then took a deep breath and looked at Datou and Yin Anping.

Then, I started arranging.

"Big head, you go to the tofu shop and find Uncle Bai, An Ping, you sit on the bed, you should breastfeed, you should pee and pee, anyway, don't think about that face, just treat it as if you didn't see anything, and use what you have learned and how to feed the child."

Yin Anping is very obedient, and there is also a maternal role in it, she did as I said.

The big head was sluggish, saying that he didn't worry about Yin Anping.

"If I let you go, you can go, don't grind, what are you afraid of, with me, I will stand outside the door, if there is anything, An Ping shouted, I will rush in."

With my assurance, the big head went downstairs.

I nodded to Yin Anping and said Anping, remember to call me if you have something.

Yin Anping said okay, brother.

I cautiously walked out and closed the door gently.

As soon as the door closed, I lost my composure, took out my mobile phone and started calling.

Grandpa still didn't answer, and Liu Blind turned off the phone.

I know in my heart that you can't be trusted!

Sima Xiaowu's phone was connected, and he said that he was already on his way to the field to pick up Yu Xin, because Yu Xin was now pregnant and suddenly fell in the field.

Sima Xiaowu's tone was very anxious.

Grandma's, I said in my heart that it was really not a coincidence, he couldn't help me.

In order not to distract Sima Xiaowu, I pretended to be nothing, saying that it was okay, I just asked casually.

I told Sima Xiaowu to be careful when driving, call me if something happened, and then hung up.

After thinking about it, I called the old turtle spirit again.

This guy is very powerful, and he answered it immediately, and said that the god of the light pole mountain, if you have something to say, talk about it quickly, and let it go quickly.

"Old turtle Yuan, you traitor, I really misjudged you!" I'm so angry.

"If you call, just to scold me, then your purpose has been achieved, Yuan Ye wants to accompany Judge Zhang and the little goblin to climb the mountain, and I don't have time to talk to you, I will hang up the phone."

The old turtle spirit is quite arrogant.

"Yuan Laojiao, give your phone to Zhang Lin, I have something important to tell her."

"Your tone is not a pleading tone, hum." The old turtle spirit followed the tsundere.

"Okay, brother, it's okay if I'm wrong, please hurry up and give your phone to Zhang Lin, I really have something important, don't lie to you, lie to you is a bastard!"

When I talked about bastards, the old turtle spirit made a loud voice, saying Huang Guoshan, who are you scolding!

The old turtle should be angry, he was originally hatched from the eggs laid by the king.

I couldn't laugh or cry at the time, and quickly apologized.

Fortunately, the old turtle spirit was loud, and after Zhang Lin heard it, he asked him what was going on.

The old turtle dared to choke me, but he didn't dare to hide anything from Zhang Lin, so he said that I was looking for Zhang Lin.

In this way, the mobile phone was in Zhang Lin's hands.

"Little Huangshan, eldest nephew, what is the matter with you looking for your little aunt?" Zhang Lin asked me.

From Zhang Lin's words, I heard the sense of distance, it seems that she has always been obsessed with the little embarrassment demon, she insisted that the little embarrassment demon was summoned by me, just to sleep with the little girl.

"Zhang Daguan is bad, no, Judge Zhang, aren't you bullish, this time on your territory, something big happened, I see if you can handle it!"

Zhang Lin said anything, people's affairs, she couldn't control it, but as long as it involved ghosts, she could manage it.

What I want is Zhang Lin's words, and I immediately told her in detail about the eldest child.

As a result, Zhang Lin didn't know what was going on, and turned his head to ask the old turtle spirit.

The old turtle said that he had not seen it with his own eyes and would not express his opinion for the time being.

I said into the phone at the time, saying Yuan Laojiao, you have lived for a thousand years in vain, you are not bragging, you know everything, why are you out of the fire now!

"What's your name, I'll go back immediately, I want to see what the hell a newborn baby can carry!"

After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she hung up the phone.

They had just started to climb the mountain, I calculated the time, it was daylight, and when they came back, they would definitely have to rely on the old turtle's tricycle, and they would not be able to come back without an hour.

At this moment, Yin Anping in the room was very frightened and shouted loudly: "Brother! ”

I rushed in.

Yin Anping was lying on the side of the bed, already unconscious.

And the little baby's trouser leg rolled up again, and the baby's little face on the leg had a weird smile at me.

I hurriedly put down the baby's trouser leg and pinched the middle again, waking Yin Anping up.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I must have not slept for a day and a night, and I can't hold on, so I will fall asleep." Yin Anping rubbed her eyes and said.

I was stunned for a moment and said you didn't call me just now?

"I was coaxing the child to sleep, but I didn't know that I fell asleep first, I didn't call you."

After Yin Anping finished speaking, she looked at me stunned.

"An Ping, are you sure you didn't call me?" I asked again.

"Brother, I'm sure!" Yin Anping said.

I said in my heart that it was impossible, I obviously heard Yin Anping's voice just now, but she said that she didn't call me, right? Don't......

Could it be that it was this little baby who just called me?

I looked at the baby, and her gaze was still clear and innocent.

Surely it wasn't her who called me!

Then there's only one possibility!

The one who called me was the little face on the baby's lap!

Thinking of this, I said to Yin Anping, Anping, you go find a dry towel.

Yin Anping said yes and walked out of the room.

After Yin Anping was gone, I rolled up the baby's trouser legs.

As soon as that little face saw the light, it immediately called out to me: "Brother! ”

I'm dripping God, this voice is exactly the same as Yin Anping's voice!

To be honest, even if there is a ghost king in the room now, I will not be afraid, even the most powerful spirit, possessed by this baby, I can also pull out the spirit!

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if it's a corpse tyrant, I'm not afraid to fight him!

But with the current situation, I really don't know what to do.

Is it really like the big-headed mother, who wakes up and says, to cut off the baby's calf?

As soon as this idea came to me, I rejected it.

A clear-eyed baby, completely unaware of such a thing on her own leg, how can I bear to let her just come to the world and become a disability with only one leg!

Forget it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, anyway, now this weird little face has not hurt anyone, I will let him go for the time being.

Thinking of this, I reached out and scratched the little nose on my little face.

"Boy, I don't care who you are, when you come to Running Tiger Street, it is the dragon that coils me, and the tiger that lies down for me, otherwise you look good!"

As a result, the small mouth on the little face suddenly opened, and inside were two rows of small fangs, white and shining silver.

The little mouth opened and came to bite me.

Fortunately, my hands were fast, so I quickly shrank so that I was not bitten by him.

"Get out!" The little face said again, his expression a little angry.

I quickly put down my baby's trouser leg and looked at my fingers with palpitations.

The two rows of teeth just now made me tremble.

Those two rows of teeth were neater and sharper than the original tricky teeth of Xiao Gu and me.

This time, Master Huang, he really met an opponent!

Yin Anping handed over a dry towel at this time, I thought about it, and said You better take the towel off and wet it with water.

I want to support Yin Anping.

Seeing that she was leaving, I felt that I didn't have enough time, so I said that you should use rootless water.

"Brother, what is rootless water?" Yin Anping asked me.

"It's rain, didn't it rain two days ago, you look on the street, whose corner still has rainwater, and after finding it, dip the towel in the rain."

Yin Anping looked at the child, a little uneasy.

I urged her again: "An Ping, with me, you hurry up, by the way, you haven't rested after giving birth, you will be fine, right?" ”

Yin Anping gritted her teeth and said I can, brother, I'm sorry for you.

Yin Anping left, the baby also closed his eyes, as if asleep, I mustered up the courage and lifted the baby's trouser leg again.

That little face saw the light and looked at me without any scruples.

"Mix!"

"Eggs!"

He actually called me a bastard!

But I also discovered one thing, which is this weird little thing, which can only say one word at a time.

I snorted and said that you can't even say a whole sentence, don't pretend to be a ghost, I'll count three times, you can go wherever you want, don't pester this baby girl, otherwise, don't blame the uncle for being rude!

As a result, no one else birds birds me.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"

It's not me who counts, it's this little face.

This kind of naked provocation makes me angry.

If you don't cut off your calves, it doesn't mean that I can't cure you, I still have thunder and fire!

A small thunder fireball will not destroy the baby's calves, but it can also burn your weird little face and beg for mercy!

Anyway, there is a small face, and the baby's body is also mutilated, so it is better for me to let her suffer a little, but her lifelong pain!

Thinking of this, I rubbed my fingers, and a small thunder fireball appeared on my fingers.

I looked at the amount of the thunder fireball, and it should be fine to burn this weird little face.

And I can guarantee that it will not hurt the baby's leg bones.

Thinking of this, I smiled, and said in my heart What kind of rescue, I don't have a way!

So I didn't hesitate anymore, hit the thunder fireball right in the little face, and sent it out.

I'm ready for the baby girl to cry.

As a result, the thunder fireball was sent out, and the little face was not even scared at all, and opened its small mouth.

The thunder fireball went into the mouth at that time.

My heart says it's just what I want, and I'm worried that the thunder and fire can't go into the depths and attack you.

As a result, my pride lasted for a second.

Because that little mouth swallowed the thunder fireball, it quickly closed again, and his face still looked very happy.

It's like a little kid who eats sweet candy.

Now I was at a loss again.

Even if it's a ghost king corpse bully, who eats my thunder fireball, he can't have such an expression of enjoyment!

What the hell is this horse!

I was thinking about it when the big head came back.

Thank God, Lao Bai didn't run around today, and was found by the big head.

After Lao Bai came in, what did he say? I was playing chess with Wei Dabao, and I almost killed him, and the big head dragged me back.

Lao Bai is obviously bragging, playing chess, just a few of his moves, he can't play Wei Dabao at all.

I didn't debunk Lao Bai, but let him look at the little face.

Lao Bai said that he couldn't see clearly, so he picked up the little baby by himself and looked at the little face carefully.

"What a big deal do I have to do, isn't this just an ordinary human facial sore." Lao Bai said it very easily.

I asked him what a facial sore was.

"It is this kind of situation that grows on human skin, like a face, it is called human face sores, it seems terrifying, but in fact it is not a lot of incurable diseases, as the descendant of Qin Tianjian, I happen to have a prescription, specializing in the treatment of human facial sores, as long as the bulb is ground into powder with fritillary bulbs, and then applied to the affected area with rootless water, to ensure that the symptoms are completely eliminated within three days."

Lao Bai said that it was light, I don't believe it, so I said that it is feasible?

"Nonsense, it's not feasible, I can say, this person only has a mouth, nose and eyes, no ears, so it's not too bad, if the mouth, nose, ears and eyes are complete, you have to add a medicine primer."

Lao Bai said that the head is the Tao, and this time I believe it.

I thought to myself at the time, I lied to ask Yin Anping to find rootless water, and I found the right one.

Lao Bai was originally holding the baby, but this time he judged the condition and put the baby down.

Just as the baby was face to face with him, the sleeping baby suddenly opened its mouth.

This time, I am talking about the face of the baby girl, not the face on the baby's legs.

The baby girl's eyes were closed, and something came out of her mouth.

Lao Bai is Lao Jianghu in the end, reacted quickly, immediately lowered his head, and at the same time threw the baby girl against the soft quilt on the bed.

What the baby girl spit out turned out to be a small thunder fireball!

It's the one I just sent out, and it's untouched!

Lao Bai lowered his head, his face dodged the thunder fireball, but he didn't dodge the top of his head.

The thunder fireball hit his hair, and the hair that was full of hair at that time immediately burned.

Lao Bai has no white head when he is older, and his hair is thick, which is what he is most proud of.

This time, his proud black hair was burned all in an instant.