In front of Meng Nan and a group of terrified humans, Rotten Nose began its funny performance.

"The macho boss is not here, so the girls have to listen to me!"

After imitating the dentist with his rotten nose crossed his waist, he jumped to the other end to play the role of the missing eye.

"I'm the head of the fart artillery, if you want to shoot artillery, you should listen to me!"

"Listen to me!"

"I only know how to correct the trajectory of the shell!"

Then the rotten nose grabbed his thin neck, and he fell to the ground with his mouth crooked and his tongue out, rolling left and right, indicating that the two farts were fighting.

At this point in the performance, Meng Nan thought it was over, but the rotten nose suddenly jumped up from the ground, making a sneaky look of holding something, there were no props to borrow, it was a little anxious, but soon this thing that annoyed the fart spirit was solved.

It removed an iron rod from a machine not far away, stuck it diagonally on the ground, and then continued to sit on the ground in a sneaky manner, with the rod between its legs.

Meng Nan understood, this is a simple projectile device he made, which is actually a bent tree trunk, and the fart spirit sits in a fixed helmet, and can fly as long as the rattan is cut.

Sure enough, Rotten Nose made a rope cutting motion and screamed, "I'm unlucky, Waaagh!"

Rotten nose jumps up, then falls to the ground to perform a funny death, it is a gifted performer, eyebrows and eyes with exaggerated expression, with funny body language, like a complete living treasure.

The two children in Mary's arms were so fascinated by the performance that they forgot their fear of the orcs, and burst out laughing, so frightened that Mary quickly covered their mouths, for she was afraid that the orcs with guns would eat them in anger.

Meng Nan didn't care about the reaction of the two children, he still put the gun against Goode's head, and then kicked the rotten nose that pretended to be dead and asked, "Are you done performing?"

"And, also, macho boss. Rotten Nose hurriedly got up and waved his hand, and the rest of the performance was the most important thing it wanted to show.

This time it swung its fist into the air, imitating the dentist and shouting, "The macho boss said, the girls have to listen to me!"

Then it jumped to the other side, imitating the Heartless Eye and shouting, "Give me back my teeth!"

Then it performed the funny part of the unlucky guy again, but this time with a different line: "I, brave mong's rotten nose, Waaaaaaaagh!"

"Bang!" Rotten Nose waved his arms in a clumsy imitation of the explosion, then raised his head and crossed his waist in a majestic gesture. "Yong Mong's rotten nose blew up two shrimps!"

Meng Nan understands it all now, the emotional dentist and the heartless eye are fighting for command, and the two fart missiles were secretly done by other butt spirits. This makes people, oh no, make the orc boss Meng Nan very angry.

Meng Nan slapped his nose on the head and pointed to the human corpse he killed: "Go and pick up the weapon, and then bring the dentist and them over, if they still dare to fight, you will break his legs!"

These shrimp laser guns don't fit the orc's aesthetic because their barrels aren't thick enough and their sound isn't loud enough, and the orcs like weapons that can make a loud DakkaDakka noise.

Despite this, Rotten Nose is still happy, as it is the first butt under the macho boss to receive a weapon reward, and even if he doesn't like it, he can be used as an iron rod to smash the skull of an enemy. As for the dentist who used to have a weapon, he is now just an unarmed frenzied ass!

Rotten Nose happily picked up the gun, and as he ran out, he shouted excitedly: "Waaaaaaaagh! The boss has given me weapons, I have weapons, if the dentist and the heartless eye are disobedient, I will break their legs!"

After enjoying the wonderful fart burlesque, the adults present did not have the slightest joy, they knew that they would soon face their own fate, and to say something disloyal, their fate was no longer up to the emperor and his old man.

The two children sensitively sensed the solemn atmosphere and gradually began to cry again.

After the interruption of the rotten nose, Meng Nan gradually suppressed the bloodthirsty impulse in his heart, and he said to the rather beautiful woman: "Tell them not to cry." ”

Then he asked the man on the ground, "You were planning to run away, and you can move the ship without the mechanical priest chanting a prayer to appease the mech, and what about your psionic navigator?"

Since the Human Emperor was injured and sat on the Golden Throne, the human social world can no longer receive his revelations, so it begins to develop towards an irreparable absurd situation. One of them is the unbridled development of the Cult of the Mechanicus based on Mars, so much so that humans now believe that all mechanical devices have organic souls, and that prayers must be recited before they can be used in order for the equipment to function properly, and the work of reciting prayers is carried out by mechanical priests.

Is there a god of all machines who controls all machine souls...... This is still up to Meng Nan to find the answer, but in human society, the Mechanicus Cult says that there is, and people will not doubt it. As for psionic navigators, they are mutated humans that humans must have to navigate subspace.

"I ...... I do not know. "Yes, Goode isn't sure about that either. "I don't have a psionic navigator either. ”

Because the damage to the transport ship had been reported to be repaired, the Mechanical Priest was sent to a place where he was needed more, and although he had consulted on prayer rituals, he immediately felt that he had been a little blind before.

It doesn't matter to the orcs whether they have a mechanical priest or not, anyway, the orcs only believe in hair, and after knocking and beating, they will "think", and if they can fly, they are likely to be able to fly.

"Go open the hatch. Mennan poked Goode in the leg with a gun to get him to his feet, then warned the woman and the child. "You'd better stay out of your motion, and watch out for my broken gun. ”

Gude opened the door of the transport ship tremblingly, and Meng Nan tilted his head to glance at it, and there was nothing inside.

At this time, the fart spirits finally appeared noisily, and before these bullying and evil guys had even entered, Meng Nan pushed Goode back into the crowd, and then fired a shot into the sky, shouting: "Listen well, these are my trophies, whoever dares to hit them, I will break its hand, and whoever dares to open its mouth to bite them, I will knock out its teeth." Do you understand?"

The guys who were still showing their teeth and claws just now immediately became honest, and past experience taught them that only fools looking for death would dare to fight the boss's trophy.

"Good. Lack of heart, you take a few fart spirits to see if this spaceship can fly. Dentist, you take two assers and find something to eat and drink. Rotten nose, go see if the guns on the ground over there can still be used, forget it, you go and pick them all up. ”

The dentist and the missing eye had a blue nose and swollen face at the moment, and there were still blood stains on their chins, and it could be seen that they were fighting very black, and now they were ordered to move immediately, but the motives for active action were completely different. The dentist knew he had made a mistake and wanted to behave well, but he was missing eyes purely because he had a ship in front of him that was much bigger than a bouncing car.

Of course, the fastest action is still the rotten nose, after all, things are the easiest.

Meng Nan took a look at the two laser guns, of course, they couldn't tell whether they were good or bad, they were simply inserted into the trouser belt, maybe they would be used in the future.

Heartless Eye bangs around the cockpit with a fart, the dentist gets a lot of food and water from the human pantry, and soon everything is done.

Meng Nan didn't think about kidnapping the captives, he drove the fart spirits onto the boat, and then smiled at the trembling Good: "I'll take the things, if anyone asks about it in the future, you say that it was robbed by an orc boss named Macho Man, and we'll meet later." ”

Goode will never forget the grim face of the green-skinned beast as he said goodbye.

Never forget......

Forever......