Chapter 99: The Grumpy Zombie and His Drama Essence Little Food (Still High Sugar)
Li Qing blinked, his head slowly lifted upward, and then saw a pair of eyes full of seriousness. She took a big breath, and her body was full of the smell of grass on Huo Cheng's body, which was tempting.
She pursed her lips and closed her eyes.
Huo Cheng stared at the little soft food in his arms with a serious face, and the little food closed his eyes and tilted his head, as if he was waiting for something.
He moved his gaze to the two thin crimson lips.
Bah.
A saliva watermark.
Receiving this kiss full of saliva, Li Qing smiled and saw only his teeth but not his eyes.
The irascible zombie in front of him is much more obedient than the serious and well-behaved Colonel Huo, who wants to kiss and hug, and stares at you with a look that I really spoil you, it's so cute.
"Do you want to follow me all the time in the future, when you're hungry, ask me for that kind of shiny stone, don't eat people, you know?"
Li Qing said seriously, as if she was educating a disobedient little naughty.
Huo Cheng looked like he couldn't understand your words, and his eyes stared at Li Qing's lips in a daze.
Li Qing smiled helplessly, and even said that she gestured with her hands several times, and finally let Huo Cheng understand what she meant.
"Do you understand what I'm saying?" Li Qing looked at him expectantly.
Huo Cheng nodded hesitantly.
Li Qing smiled happily, touched his head, and continued to coax: "Then can you not eat people?" ”
Huo Cheng shook his head without hesitation.
No.
It's impossible not to eat people, I'm a very strong person, and you humans are all my food. - From the calm narrative of a strong man.
Li Qing: "......"
Co-authored her for half a day?
She pointed to Huo Cheng's mouth, "The kind of shiny stone you ate before can make you full, and ......" Li Qing looked at Huo Cheng's current appearance, "You have become very good-looking now, you were swollen like a big white radish before, and you were very ugly!" It's true! But now you're skinny! Skinny and good-looking! It's all the effect that you can only have if you eat that kind of shiny stone! If you continue to eat human flesh, you will then become a big white turnip! Get particularly ugly! No one will take a fancy to you! ”
Li Qing looked serious, I am all for your sake, if you don't listen to me, you will look sorry for me.
However, Huo Cheng was unmoved.
He squinted, danger brewing in his eyes.
Small food, I don't eat you is already my biggest limit, and now you don't want me to eat other food! You're going to starve me!
He bared his teeth, his vertical pupils became extremely slender, and his face was closer to Li Qing, looking like a signal before the attack!
The people around them all pinched a cold sweat for Li Qing, Mom, what kind of fairy operation is this! You're actually teaching a zombie not to eat people! And he actually understood and seriously refused your request! Look at this posture, you're still making people angry!
Damn! A human tragedy is about to be born! I'm going to die!
#一名人类少女企图教导一名丧尸回归正常生活, don't eat human flesh, this move failed, the zombies were furious, and a human tragedy was born. #
Small food, don't be pampered! Huo Cheng stared at his little food very fiercely, trying to make his little food give up that terrible thought.
But he didn't want to, his little food seemed to have suffered a great grievance, his mouth was deflated, his white and tender little nose twitched, Huo Cheng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and this premonition came true in the next second.
"Wow~Wow~ You actually murdered me! You don't love me anymore, you don't love me anymore, aren't I your cute and innocent little baby! His little food filled his eyes with tears at an extremely terrifying and terrifying speed, and tears welled up in his eyes, and the grievances were extremely pitiful, and it looked like he had suffered a great grievance.
In his mouth, he said sentence after sentence, saying a powerful language that Huo Cheng couldn't understand, but it was enough to make his brain hurt.
"Did you raise some other little zombies out there? I worked hard to get the crystal nucleus to raise you, but you used it to support others, you are sorry for me! You're even more sorry for this day, sorry for this land, and even more sorry for this air! Oh, I was wrong! You're a zombie, you don't have to breathe, you don't have to be worthy of the air. But! You don't have to make the right air, can you be sorry for the air! ”
Marshal Huo is already loveless. Granddaughter-in-law, you, you are really vexatious, and you said a lot of sorry for this, sorry for that, sorry for that, sorry for the most! Shouldn't it be me who worked so hard to collect crystal nuclei!
Wang: "?????? "Aren't those crystal nuclei the result of our Wang family's hard work in beating zombies! You touched the skin up and down and took it away, is it called hard work???!!!
Huo Cheng is one head and two big, he just plans to scare his little food, how can he feel that he is frightened in this scene now!
What the hell is his little food talking about? How does he feel that his little food is slipping through his mouth!
Huo Cheng's current facial expression is no longer the previous "There are always Diao people who want to harm me" jpg, but updated to "I was about to be killed by Diao Min" jpg.
He was still in the mood to take a good look at his little food's eyes, and he wondered how the little food kept his eyes full of tears but not coming out. He couldn't help poking the skin under Li Qing's eyes, Li Qing couldn't help blinking, a large teardrop hung on the slender curly lower eyelashes, looking at the teardrop, he couldn't help but move, slipped a little, and his tongue attacked suddenly, licking the teardrop down with lightning speed.
Li Qing's chattering and terrible crying finally stopped, glanced at Huo Cheng, who was like a big wolf dog, and continued to persuade calmly, and his tone was still twitching: "Don't you eat human flesh, okay, I'll ...... Feed well, uh no, it's to feed you...... I'm super capable of ...... Can kill a lot of zombies...... You can also make fun water balloons...... Are you listening to me? “
Huo Cheng nodded.
Li Qing was very satisfied, and then asked, "Then do you understand?" ”
Huo Cheng shook his head.
Damn retarded! Return me to Colonel Huo, who is handsome and chic, intelligent, wise and cunning like a fox!
Although he was very disgusted with Huo Cheng's IQ at the moment, Li Qing only complained a few words, and continued to teach his low-IQ boyfriend not to eat human flesh.
At this moment, several soldiers came over and put something in Marshal Huo.
Marshal Huo handed it to Li Qing.
Li Qing opened it and looked at it, happy, and shouted sweetly with a smile: "Thank you, grandpa." ”
Huo Cheng frowned, why was his little food smiling at other food? Or is it an old food that just looks crumpled? From an angle that Li Qing couldn't see, Huo Cheng bared his teeth at the old food.
Marshal Huo, who had just received a sweet thank you from his granddaughter-in-law: "......" Lao Tzu's Italian cannon!!!!! Lao Tzu wants to kill this bastard turtle grandson who only sees beauty and can't see family affection!