Although this song fairy, I can call her whatever I want, but I'm not stupid, I will really call her whatever I want.

Although I still don't understand what Shan Biao's golden soup is, but looking at this song fairy, after finishing speaking, she treated me as nothing, and lowered her head to eat, so I didn't ask her again.

You can't rely on others for everything, even if the gods show up to help, most of them use a sentence or two to wake up the mortals in distress, the gods will not feed you directly to the mouth, and you still have to rely on yourself to understand.

"Fairy Gu, you use it slowly."

I said, exiting the room, and quietly closing the door.

Then I lit a cigarette and thought about what Shanbiao's golden soup was.

Soon I figured it out, yesterday Xu Laosan, didn't he use Shan Biao's urine to pull out the black hair of the rat essence for Mi Mancang, Shan Biao's urine was golden, and it did have medical curative effects, it should be the so-called golden soup.

Xu Laosan saw me squatting there thinking about things, and came to me with a bowl.

Xu Laosan touched me with his shoulder and asked, "Eldest grandson, what do you want?" ”

I said that I had just gone in to deliver food and saw the chessboard of the song fairy, and it turned out that she also liked to play chess, and she played chess with herself.

"Leaving the song fairy? Hehe, this little girl, I didn't expect to really put gold on her face, everyone called her a fairy, she really regarded herself as a fairy, she was a fart fairy, and the ghost fairy was almost the same. ”

Xu Laosan told me again that only his second senior sister knew whether the woman in white was a human or a demon.

"The people on the rivers and lakes, although they call her the fairy of the song on the surface, but behind the scenes, they all call her the song of the song, but to be honest, there are not many people who dare to offend her, and the fate of your third grandfather and me is the best example."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he sighed for a long time.

No matter what Xu Laosan says, I decided that I would still call people Immortal Gu in the future.

After all, she only looks like she is in her thirties, and with this ageless ability, if she hadn't done something like eating today, I would definitely treat her as a fairy.

I'll just say Third Grandpa, tell me the truth, twenty years ago, did you do something to her because she was as beautiful as a flower?

Xu Laosan glared at me and said that your kid is really dirty in thinking, back then, I just made a bet with her, and the three games of chess decided the winner, but I lost, and she locked me up.

"Three games of chess to decide the winner? What is the stake? I asked.

As soon as Xu Laosan's eyes rolled, I knew that he was going to lie, so I immediately pointed to the sky and said: "The sky is above, if my third grandfather is half a panic, you will be struck by a thunderbolt and turn him into a big bug." ”

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan turned his head and left.

I grabbed his arm and said that a manly man dares to act boldly, if you don't say it, don't blame the eldest grandson for looking down on you in the future.

"Alas, you stinky boy, you are destined to be the bouncing worm of my life, I'll be honest with you, the bet is, if I win, she will be my wife, if I lose, I will kill myself to thank her for offending her."

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, his old face turned red with shame.

I smiled and said, "You must have lost, and then you didn't commit suicide, and when people saw that you repented, they put you down with eel oil, and then locked you up again, right?" ”

Xu Laosan nodded.

One thing suddenly occurred to me.

"Third grandfather, you lied to the mountain spirit and said that he was teaching him to play chess, and it was fake to find the chess spirit, and let the mountain spirit help you defeat the song fairy, is it true?"

Xu Laosan immediately denied it, saying how could I deceive a little doll!

"The third grandfather was a famous chess prince on the rivers and lakes, and he thought that he had no opponent on the chessboard.

As a result, I overestimated myself, I lost three games of chess, I didn't win a game, I was trapped for 20 years, I meditated, and finally understood that I was not defeated in the singer, but in the hands of the chess spirit she raised! ”

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he said to me again: "I can be sure that as long as someone plays chess and wins the song, that chess spirit will definitely appear!" ”

Xu Laosan's words are categorical.

I just said okay, the mountain spirit is now I will ask Tian Tian to help me take it, and I will tell her when I turn around, let her hand over the mountain spirit to you during the day, and let you teach the mountain spirit to play chess, after all, finding the chess spirit is also a little guy, a big thing in a lifetime.

Then Xu Laosan began to brush the pots and wash the dishes, and was busy cleaning up the garbage in the yard.

After a while, Lao Bao came with the workers, and Xu Laosan was busy discussing with Lao Bao how to place the statues in the main hall and how to arrange them in the middle of the courtyard in front of the main hall.

I took the opportunity to sneak into Xu Laosan's room.

I don't know where he got the materials, so he made an oversized cage and locked two-thirds of the room, including Changming Dengshan Biao, in that big cage.

Inside the big cage, the pool and the ever-bright lamp are surrounded by a half-large cage, which can ensure that Shan Biao can't go in and pollute the lamp oil to break the ever-bright lamp.

The cold iron cage was placed in the corner of the big cage, and Shan Biao was sleeping in it.

The door of the cold iron cage is not closed, and Shan Biao can walk out of the cold iron cage at any time and run around in the big cage, so that its activity space is much larger.

And inside the big cage, there is also a rockery pool, and there are some toys that cats love to play.

I feel that Shan Biao's treatment here is about to catch up with the pandas in the zoo.

I didn't expect Lao Bao and a group of people to build so fast, it is estimated that this was built overnight.

I just don't know if the material of this big cage is as strong as the cold iron on the bottom of the sea, in case it can't hold Shan Biao, it will be troublesome.

I came in and woke up the sleeping mountain biao, the little monster turned over and got up, slipped into the rockery, squatted on the top of the rockery, and made a posture of a tiger standing on the mountain.

I just wanted to tease Shan Biao, and Xu Laosan walked in.

I'll just say that this cage looks like it's made of ordinary steel bars, and it can hold Shan Biao.

"It's a steel bar, but this is not an ordinary steel bar, this is made of lightning rods on high-rise buildings, after the baptism of thunder, the above is longitudinal and horizontal, compared to the cold iron on the seabed, the effect is not bad at all."

Xu Laosan said, pulling out the wooden box from under the bed.

Lifting the wooden box, Xu Laosan picked out a small wooden box from inside, and after opening it, I saw that inside was a sleeping silkworm, which was larger than my thumb and shining gold.

Xu Laosan used chopsticks to clip and threw the golden silkworm into the cold iron cage.

As soon as Shan Biao saw that there was something to eat, he immediately stopped pretending to be mighty and domineering like a tiger standing on the dragon plate, like a kitten who heard the call of the master, ran down from the rockery and ran into the cold iron cage.

As soon as Shan Biao entered, Xu Laosan put his hand into the big cage and closed the door of the cold iron cage.

Shan Biao stared at the golden silkworm and drooled, he didn't care that Xu Laosan locked it up again, swallowed the golden silkworm into his mouth in one bite, and after a few bites, yellow juice flowed out from the corner of its mouth, and the little monster ate it very fragrant.

Xu Laosan opened the door of the big cage again, swaggered in, and picked the wick on the lotus flower with a needle the size of a knitting sweater.

It wasn't until Xu Laosan withdrew and locked the big cage that the small door of the cold iron cage was opened.

At this time, Shan Biao had already swallowed the golden silkworm into his stomach, so he ran out of the cold iron cage again, jumped on a small swing next to the rockery, and played on it by himself.

"This mechanism is very cleverly set up." I said.

"It's just a cage and a cage, what kind of organ is it, if you kid does something bad another day, I'll lock you in, let you eat and sleep with Shan Biao, and feed you Gu worms every day."

At this time, Lao Bao shouted outside, and Xu Laosan went out.

I felt like my opportunity had come.

Shan Biao has just eaten a golden silkworm with a lot of juice, presumably there will be a urge to urinate, I saw a small bowl next to the cage, picked it up and smelled it, there was a smell of urine in the bowl.

So I picked up the little bowl and put it next to the big cage, and whistled.

After all, Shan Biao is also a big cat, and after hearing the whistle, he ran over.

I guessed right, this small bowl is for Shan Biao to catch urine.

"Well, pee more." I laughed and said to Shan Biao.

Shan Biao is very powerful.

He peed most of the bowl, and after peeing, he went back to playing.

I hurriedly brought another mineral water bottle and carefully poured Shan Biao's urine into it.

Later, I have to find a way to take the bottle out of the Taoist temple.