Chapter 1000: Sluts Are Really Fucking Sluts.
When he mentioned this, the others looked at Batian, Xu Rui, and the weasel suspiciously, wondering if they had been invited by Lin Fan or not.
Because it was a little long ago, all three of them frowned.
The other two didn't think much, and Xu Ruiji remembered some: "I remember this, I remember that the two of them fought with Batian, and after I went back, I put eggs on Batian with a weasel, and Batian said that he was hungry, but he was not in the mood, and asked if there was instant noodles." ”
Speaking of this, the weasel also remembered some: "Hey, I also remember some, because I was afraid that he would fight with Silent, Xu Rui and I left for a long time, so I asked you for instant noodles and said that I would give you money, and then you said no, please eat for the three of us, is this it?" ”
Lin Fan nodded lightly and stretched out his hand to them to make a gesture of please: "That's right, so drink it~"
Burst~
PDD, who had just drunk wine, couldn't help it for a while when he heard this, and a sip of wine spewed out on the cold rainy night.
"Fuck~ Brother Pig, aren't you a girl?" Leng Yuye jumped up and hurriedly got his clothes.
PDD laughed and wiped it with a tissue for him, saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's so funny." ”
The others also understood the meaning, and knew that this was a instant noodle, so they directly looked at Lin Fan with the corners of their mouths twitching fiercely.
It's so shameless, a instant noodle can be regarded as a meal, the degree of this Nima dough is waiting, I'm afraid that I don't know the pain when it is brushed by steel wool ball and Libai washing powder.
At this time, Batian opened his mouth and said unhappily: "Damn, you kid can be a little thick-skinned, please eat, is this special instant noodles?" ”
The weasel and Xu Rui nodded deeply, and they also felt that this instant noodle was not at all.
Lin Fan heard this and shouted: "Old Wangba, why doesn't this count, is it difficult to eat rice?" ”
"Yes." Batian responded loudly.
Lin Fan directly pointed at Batian and scolded: "Lao Wangba, you are fucking at home, your mother called you for lunch, and the fucking rice for dinner is no, fuck you tell Lao Tzu." ”
When Batian heard this, his mouth moved, and after a few seconds, he shook his head and said, "No, I'm a Northeasterner, and the staple food is noodles, of course I eat noodles." ”
Lin Fan scolded again: "Then don't you fucking have it, you are a turtle with a thick shell, and you owe scolding." With that, he took out a cigarette, got up and sat down.
Batian's mouth moved, thought for a while, and nodded: "I admit it, it's not just two bottles of beer and wine, even if it's four bottles like this, it's just a small matter." ”
He confessed it, what could the weasel and Xu Rui say, knowing that this argument could not be successful, instant noodles were said to be rice, and it was indeed possible to say that.
I had to open the lid of the wine and blow the horn directly, and the amount of wine was not bad, and two bottles were still okay.
And the others, listening to their conversation, couldn't help laughing, and they all gave Lin Fan a thumbs up.
"66666, awesome."
"A instant noodle is fine, admire and admire."
"Awesome, awesome."
Lin Fan took a hard puff of cigarette, and after suffocating it, he said: "Ouyang Yuxin, Long Ming, Mo Yi, Chen Yun, big stallion, a few of you said that I said please eat, but I didn't invite you, you dare to be sure." ”
"Yo yo yo." Ouyang Yuxin sneered, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and said with a smile: "Sure and sure, don't talk about instant noodles, I haven't even invited bread to eat." ”
Silent also put down his chopsticks and said with a smile, "Sure." ”
Chen Yun and Mo Yi looked at each other the same, looked at Lin Fan and replied at the same time: "We are the same, sure." ”
Long Ming nodded: "Definitely." ”
Lin Fan waved his hand: "Then it's the same as them, serve the wine, you two bottles, Sister Yuxin can have one bottle, do you dare?" It doesn't matter if you don't dare, just shut up for me. ”
Silently beckoned to his friend, and looked at Lin Fan with a smile: "Why don't you dare?" ”
"Samist, serve me two bottles of wine." After Ouyang Yuxin finished speaking, he looked at Lin Fan: "I don't need less, of course you have to feel unfair to me, you can add a bottle yourself." ”
Because Batian and the weasel were drinking, Chen Yun and Mo Yi took it themselves, put the wine in front and looked at Lin Fan.
"The wine is on."
"Up."
Long Ming also took the wine by himself, put it in front of him and did not speak.
"It's all on it, Sister Yuxin said so, then I'll add a bottle." Lin Fan asked He Zhizhou to bring another bottle over, and after the wine was placed in front of him, he looked at a few people: "Then I'll say it." ”
Several people nodded and stretched out a hand, and only Ouyang Yuxin spoke.
"Come on, please start your performance, anyway, I don't have it in my memory, you have the ability to make it up in my memory."
Several people have infinite holds, especially dragon shadows, it is completely certain that when everyone was a teammate, Shui never saw him invite, and they all invited him by themselves.
Lin Fan took a puff of cigarette and said: "I still remember that at the beginning of 2011, I announced my retirement, and then said that I would like to invite you to a meal. ”
Ouyang Yuxin smiled: "I thought you were going to say something, remember this, of course remember, damn it, your kid is full of urine and urine, and the old lady pays the bill." ”
Long Ming smiled and said: "I also remember, but I know the situation better, this kid is full, ask us if we are full, so he pulled us together, and then in the window of the bathroom, took us and the dragon's eye, the dragon's tooth, and the dragon's voice turned out the three." ”
Silent: "Don't say that labor and management have forgotten, I was also there at the beginning." ”
Chen Yun: "I'm here too. ”
Mo Yi: "It's the same, there." ”
Burst~
Wei Shen originally took a sip of wine and listened slowly, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but squirt out the wine.
Fortunately, it's not spraying, but slanting faces, but sitting next door to the lonely .........
Gu Cun looked at Wei Shen with a blank face: "Please give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise even if you are my boss, the captain I will say that I will you." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't help it, I can't help it. Wei Shen looked embarrassed and hurriedly took out a few tissues.
"I'll go, the fat man's smile is so low, do you like to spray people's water?" Lin Fan saw Wei Shen spraying and said with a smile.
This PDD is a little embarrassing with Wei Shen, it just so happens that the two people on the scene are the fattest, and at the same time, the two of them are laughing.
Ouyang Yuxin knocked on the table: "Don't interrupt your kid, if there is any quibble, if you don't have it, drink it, don't Bb." ”
Lin Fan drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, took a puff of cigarette and then said: "You all remember, you can drink it, I invited you to dinner, that's right." ”
A few people were stunned.
Ouyang Yuxin asked with a little understanding: "When did you invite us to dinner, it was me who paid for that meal, not you." ”
Lin Fan nodded: "Well, that's right, but Sister Yuxin, I just said that I was just a treat, and I didn't say that I would pay the bill, right?" ”
"Damn, bite the words, count your shamelessness." Ouyang Yuxin scolded and went directly to open the wine lid.
"Damn, that's fine, grass." Silently opened the wine.
Long Ming opened the wine and said, "You kid is really shameless. ”
Chen Yun: "Damn, don't you feel shameless? ”
Mo Yi: "Sluts are really fucking sluts." ”
PS: Congratulations on breaking a thousand chapters of "I Really Open Plug-ins".
It's the first time I've written about so many .........
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