Why do I say that, because I have consulted these two people about the Nine Dragons Black Coffin before.

As a result, they didn't say they knew, nor did they say they didn't know, anyway, they just talked about him left and right, and they just didn't answer my words.

After listening to my proposal, Sima Xiaowu said Okay, this time we will join forces with brothers and drink!

I took Sima Xiaowu to the East Cross Courtyard, everyone is an old acquaintance, so there is no need to introduce, and everyone will sit down with a polite sentence.

I first drank two glasses with Lao Bai and Wei Dabao, and asked Sima Xiaowu to eat more to fill his stomach, so that he could drink more.

Sima Xiaowu ate well, and replaced me to accompany the two old guys to drink, and I took the opportunity to eat a little more, after all, drinking when I was full is much better than drinking wine on an empty stomach.

To be honest, although I have a real body now, since I got along with Zhang Lin, my alcohol consumption has plummeted, otherwise, how can I play these tricks.

Perhaps, it's because Zhang Lin and I reconciled yin and yang, and then I drank something as masculine as wine, and I felt uncomfortable if I drank too much.

In the end, Sima Xiaowu and I successfully drank Lao Bai and Wei Dabao high.

I took the opportunity to say that there is a Nine Dragons Black Coffin over there, and all the people present are masters from Zihuan County, and whoever can see a little trick of the Nine Dragons Black Coffin, I will admire him.

Sima Xiaowu stood up first, pretending to say, I just deal with coffins, this can still stump me, go, let's go and see!

Lao Bai and Wei Dabao, now that they have drunk too much wine, they don't let one of them go, just say go, just take a look.

Everyone circled around the coffin a few times, Wei Dabao obviously didn't see anything, and he was a little weak at that time, so he said, okay, just take a few looks.

Lao Bai circled around the black coffin of Kowloon again, and said nerd, what are you in a hurry, since you want to find the trick, of course you have to look carefully.

Wei Dabao said, this time we are not comparing spells, it is learning, since it is learning, it must be done in a short time, why is the seven-step poem famous, not because Cao Zijian became a poem in seven steps!

As Wei Dabao spoke, he pulled Lao Bai and Sima Xiaowu out of the room.

I glanced at Sima Xiaowu, and I knew it in my heart at that time, Lao Bai must have seen some secret!

After returning to the East Cross Courtyard and sitting down, Lao Bai said, Lao Wei, what did you do just now, did you see something? If you see it, tell me about it.

Wei Dabao didn't buy it, so he said why I said it first, you can't say it first.

Seeing that the two of them were on the bar again, I hurriedly glanced at Sima Xiaowu.

Sima Xiaowu smiled and said two seniors, since you two don't say it, then I'll say it first, hehe, I'm a junior, of course I have to throw bricks and lead the way.

Then Sima Xiaowu began to say an idiom.

This idiom is three long and two short.

Ordinary people sometimes think that the meaning of three long and two short is just a small disaster and a small disaster, but in fact, three long and two short are a great omen.

The coffin is a rectangle composed of six plates, the coffin cover is called the sky, the bottom of the coffin is called the ground, the left and right two large plates are called the sun and the moon respectively, and the remaining two small plates are the plugs at both ends, which are called the color head and the color tail respectively.

The total of these six plates is four long and two short, but the coffin lid is put in after the dead are buried, and before the dead go in, the coffin is "three long and two short".

Therefore, "three long and two short" is not a small disaster.

Rather, it represents the greatest doom, which is death.

And Sima Xiaowu's inheritance of the master has a method of casting spells on people, using three long and two short.

This kind of mantra is not to put others into the coffin to curse, but to put a pair of chopsticks on the bowl when eating, and the two ends of the chopsticks should not be aligned, so that whoever the pair of chopsticks point to can cast a curse on whom.

Because in their business, the staggered chopsticks represent three long and two short.

Of course, this is just the introduction to the spell, and there will be a little spell to be done later.

Anyway, the specific Sima Xiaowu didn't say it, and everyone didn't ask, after all, this is someone's own secret, and it is not enough for outsiders.

What Sima Xiaowu said was unanimously agreed by everyone, because in Zihuan County, if a child puts misaligned chopsticks on the table, it is a big disrespect.

However, Lao Bai finally raised an objection, saying Xiao Wu, let's talk about the Nine Dragons Black Coffin, how did you talk about the three long and two short, all coffins are like this, then this is not the Nine Dragons Black Coffin, the unique characteristics.

Sima Xiaowu smiled and said that what Mr. Bai said was right, I forgot to say one thing, that is, this Kowloon black coffin is different from the general coffin with three long and two short, the bottom of the coffin of the Kowloon black coffin is thicker than the coffin lid!

Sima Xiaowu is the owner of the coffin shop, although he did not open the coffin, but he naturally has a way to measure the thickness of the bottom of the coffin, so when he said this, no one objected.

Seeing that everyone agreed with his statement, Sima Xiaowu continued:

"It stands to reason that the coffin lid is the sky, the bottom of the coffin is the earth, and the coffin lid must be thicker than the bottom of the coffin.

Hearing Sima Xiaowu say this, Wei Dabao slapped his thigh and said Why didn't you say it earlier, if you had said it before, I would have been able to tell another secret a long time ago.

My eyes lit up, and my heart said that something good was coming!

I poured Wei Dabao a glass of wine, brought it to his lips again, and said respectfully, Old Principal, let's talk about it, let me have a long experience.

"In ordinary coffins, people lie in it on their backs, because the sky is bigger than the earth, but the coffin with thick earth and thin sky, if you bury people, then the dead must be put in it on their stomachs." Wei Dabao said.

Wei Dabao is prosperous, Sima Xiaowu heard this, and immediately stood up and bowed his hand to Wei Dabao.

"Old principal, I've been dealing with the coffin for so long, why didn't I think of this! This time I really thank you for your advice, old principal, this glass of wine is a tribute to your old man, I did it, you are always casual! ”

Sima Xiaowu and I praised Wei Dabao so much, Lao Bai felt that the limelight was stolen by Wei Dabao, and he couldn't help coughing.

Without waiting for Sima Xiaowu and I to praise him, Wei Dabao snorted and said Lao Bai, what do you see with your two drunken eyes?

"I can see it, but I don't want to say it, I feel that Huangshan is my words!" Lao Bai said.

I was shocked, and I said that this old white man wants to sell off with me again!

I originally wanted to drink Sima Xiaowu and find a way to get words out of Lao Bai's mouth, but Wei Dabao's words angered Lao Bai.

"Hehe, if you can't see it, you can't see it, don't make up lies in your head to deceive people, toasting is also drinking three glasses, and punishing wine is also drinking three glasses, you old drunkard, you can't drink if you have wine!"

Listening to Wei Dabao's words, Lao Bai slapped the table at that time.

"You say that the dead man enters the Kowloon black coffin, and he has to lie down inside, but I want to say that the Kowloon black coffin is not to bury the dead, but to lie on the living!"

Wei Dabao sneered and said bullshit, coffins are all pretending to be dead, how can there be any reason to pretend to be alive!

"This Nine Dragons black coffin, is cast by the ancient masters, used to talk to ghosts and gods, there are nine palaces and eight gates, the nine palaces are the Qiangong, Kan Palace, Gen Palace, Zhen Palace, Middle Palace, Xun Palace, Ligong, Kun Palace, Dui Palace, eight gates, that is, rest, life, injury, Du, Jing, death, shock, open, using the nine palaces and eight gates, the living lying in the coffin, you can break through the boundaries of the sky and the earth, and talk to the ghosts and gods, the truth is very complicated, you don't understand."

After Lao Bai finished speaking, he lifted the wine bottle, took a big sip, and then walked outside.

Wei Dabao snorted, he said no, why do you want to leave, you kid said so much, who believes you!

"The nine dragons on the coffin correspond to the nine palaces! Don't believe it, see for yourselves. ”

Wei Dabao said again, what about the eight doors, what corresponds to the coffin?

"Hehe, I won't say it, any of you who want to know, go back to my mill, for my old donkey, pull a year's mill, I promise to tell him!"

Sima Xiaowu and I can also see that it is already good to let Lao Bai say this, and if you want to talk about it, you will definitely not be able to do it.

Wei Dabao refused to admit defeat, caught up with Lao Bai, and said that you are less cowhide, you are a cow, how did I checkmate you just now!

"You used a trick just now to trick me into taking a taxi, otherwise I would have been killed by you!" Lao Bai said.

"If you don't accept it, if you don't accept it, let's go down again, anyway, the wine is good, the meal is full, continue to kill three sets, three dozen and two wins!"

The two old guys hooked their shoulders and shoulders, and they actually left me and Sima Xiaowu and went to play chess.

As soon as the two of them left, Sima Xiaowu and I didn't even clean up the dishes and chopsticks, closed the door of the Guandi Temple directly, and then rushed to the room where the black coffin of Jiulong was.

Sima Xiaowu took a closer look at the distribution of the nine dragons on the coffin, slapped his thigh, and said that it was really the layout of the Nine Palaces!

I'll just say it's not right, I've also seen the gossip of the Nine Palaces, it's a regular octagon.

"If the coffin is disassembled, the coffin board is all flat on the ground, and these nine dragons are connected end to end, you can form a complete Nine Palace Bagua!"

Hearing Sima Xiaowu say this, I asked him again, what about the so-called Eight Gates?

Sima Xiaowu said that the so-called eight doors are actually eight doors Dunjia, also known as Qimen Dunjia, ask your third grandfather, don't you know! He's proficient in Qimen Dunjia!

, I just want to understand now, Xu Laosan has already seen through the secret of the Nine Dragons Black Coffin, but he just won't tell me!

Xu Laosan, you can really pretend!