Reasoning is the most lively and restless age of young girls, in this environment, have you thought about eating melon seeds? It's swollen! Ning Yusha said that she understood very much, she had not been punished, not only eating melon seeds, but also playing mobile games!

Although in principle, they are all thinking about the fact that they are only allowed to practice and not to be entertained, but there are policies and countermeasures, and it is not difficult to buy the same people who deliver meals. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But then again, Ning Yu's strange eyes looked at Pan Xiaoxian and then at the flawless little Daogu, the bag of melon seeds just now was in the pocket of the flawless Xiaodao girl, Pan Xiaoxian took it out directly without anyone's consent, he really didn't treat himself as an outsider!

Pan Xiaoxian didn't think so much because he was too familiar with the flawless little Daogu, and he still cared about touching his pocket when he touched his buttocks?

But it was this that made Ning Yusha have a strong sense of crisis, but now that the enemy is present, Ning Yusha took the overall situation into account and pressed the uneasiness in his heart.

If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan! To tell the truth, Duan Lang really wants to throw up his sleeves and leave, paralyzing Lao Tzu as a storyteller? But thinking about what he wanted, he could only suppress the fire qi:

"This matter has to start from the Tang Dynasty, it is said that the three rivers of Minjiang, Qingyi River and Dadu River converge in Lingyun Mountain, the water is extremely fierce, and the boats are often subverted so far, and even the river water smashes the stone wall, causing the tragedy of the ship's destruction and death!

"At the time, people thought that it was caused by the turbulent water flow and dark tide, only a Buddhist monk Haitong Zen Master in the Tang Dynasty found that it was under the confluence of the three rivers, there was a hidden [water fly], and the boat was destroyed and people died, and it was this water fly that was making waves!"

"Shui Yu?" Flawless Xiao Daogu's big eyes rolled around, and all she could move up and down her body now was her eyeballs: "Isn't that a legend?" ”

Pan Xiaoxian heard it in a fog, what kind of thing is this water dragon?

"Not bad! But legend has it that this kind of thing has a source after all, the so-called no wind and no waves, can it be that something that a person fabricates can spread throughout China? Duan Lang opened the white paper fan and shook it, bragging, you dare to compare yourself with me?

"Five hundred years into Jiao, Jiao into a dragon for a thousand years, another five hundred years into a horned dragon, a thousand years into a dragon! So this water fly is a young dragon, after discovering this water dragon, some people advocated slaying the dragon, but the Tang Dynasty royal family at that time was naturally not allowed, oh, no, it was not the Tang Dynasty at that time, it was Wu Zhou established by Wu Zetian!

"The emperor is the true dragon son of heaven, how can the dragon be slaughtered? What's more, Haitong Zen Master, as a high-ranking monk, is unwilling to kill this auspicious beast.

So Haitong Zen Master decided to build a big Buddha to suppress this water fly, and use the Buddha's light to resolve the tyrannical killing of the water fly!

"Because the Tang Dynasty worshiped Maitreya Buddha, the Buddhist scriptures said that Maitreya would be peaceful when he was born. Wu Zetian ordered the fabrication of a "Great Cloud Sutra" to prove that she was the reincarnation of Maitreya, and fooled the people of the world to help her ascend to the throne in the era of male superiority and inferiority of women because of their worship of Maitreya Buddha!

"Since Wu Zetian, who is in power, is the reincarnation of Maitreya, of course, Zen Master Haitong is also very witty to cultivate the Lingyun Buddha into Maitreya Buddha.

"With the suppression of this Lingyun Buddha, sure enough, the confluence of the three rivers has been calm and safe since then, and more than a thousand years have passed in a flash!"

Speaking of this, Duan Lang paused, knocked on the small blackboard, and noted the children's shoes: "This Lingyun Giant Buddha started from the beginning of the plan and preparation around 700 AD, and when it was completed, it was already around 800 AD, and now it is 2089 AD.

"In the past thousand years, although the Lingyun Buddha has been calm, the water is growing up day by day. Count the time, and it's almost time to turn into a dragon!

"Do you know what will happen to it when it turns into a dragon?" Duan Lang tried his best to widen his little eyes and swept Pan Xiaoxian and the others: "Being suppressed under the Lingyun Giant Buddha, Shui Yu has endured thousands of years of pain and loneliness, and his hatred is also increasing day by day!"

"More than a thousand years of hatred, comrades, the water flies into a dragon, then the Lingyun Buddha can no longer suppress it, the real dragon is born that is the heaven and the earth change color, the sun and the moon are lightless, the mountains collapse and the earth cracks, and the rivers and seas are overturned!

"The true dragon will vent its hatred for more than a thousand years on our human beings, if there is no god or Buddha today, who else on the earth can stop this true dragon?"

Duan Lang told the story concisely, so that Pan Xiaoxian, Ning Yusha, and Flawless Xiaodaogu were all stunned.

"How can there be dragons in this world?" Ning Yusha couldn't help but retort: "This is not scientific! ”

"Hehe, why not?" Duan Lang glanced at her disdainfully: "A hundred years ago, did you believe that there were Zerg in this world?"

"The Zerg that you have never heard of have appeared, and they almost destroyed the earth, why do you refuse to believe the existence of a dragon that has been circulating in China for thousands of years?"

"I believe it." Pan Xiaoxian suddenly said, if it was in the past, he wouldn't believe it, but he saw the bone dragon under An Yiquan's seat with his own eyes in the small underworld, the bone dragon is naturally the undead after the dragon died, if there is no dragon, where does the bone dragon come from?

"But here's the problem," Pan Xiaoxian stared at Duan Lang's lewd little eyes: "How do you know so much?" ”

"Don't forget that our Dali Duan family is a royal family!" Duan Lang proudly puffed up his chest muscles: "In other words, our Dali Duan family is the bloodline of a real dragon, if you want to say that there is a real dragon in the East China Sea, we really don't know, and we don't know that there is a real dragon at the door of our house?" ”

"So?" Pan Xiaoxian heard the sound of the dragon's groan in the depths of the Chaoyin Cave again, and he thought it was the sound of the tide hitting the rock, but after listening to Duan Lang tell this secret that had been buried for thousands of years, he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, anyway, he listened to the sound of the dragon's groan becoming more and more realistic, as if there was really a dragon hidden in the depths of the Chaoyin Cave gasping and groaning.

"That's why I'm here to slay dragons!" Duan Lang's face shone with the brilliance of humanity: "This world is so beautiful, how can I bear to see it ruined?"

"According to the estimation of the masters of our Dali Duan family, that water dragon, no, is now a [Qianjiao], and the Qianjiao is about to turn into a dragon in the near future!

"And according to legend, when the dragon is submerged, there will be a period of metamorphosis. Little Dao Gu of the Emei faction, you should have heard the dragon moaning of this submarine Jiao more and more frequently recently, right? ”

Flawless Xiaodao Gu fell into the memory in a daze, and after a while, she affirmed: "That's true, when I just came to face the wall to think about it, the dragon's groan only sounded once in a few days, but recently it has become more and more frequent, especially in the past two days, it can be sounded several times an hour, do you mean that it has entered the transformation period?" ”

"Not bad!" Duan Lang nodded: "The metamorphosis period is to shed a layer of skin for the submersible, which is very painful, so it will moan frequently.

"And during this period of transformation, the combat power of the submarine will plummet, especially when it is completely transformed into a dragon, its combat power will drop to the lowest point in its dragon life!"

Speaking of this, Lang raised his head and pointed to the depths of the Chaoyin Cave with one arm pointed like an arrow, with a righteous face: "This is the best chance and the only chance to slay the dragon, I want to kill it before the moment it turns into a dragon, and save hundreds of millions of people from fire and water!" ”

"Papapa......" Brother Donkey's family gave warm applause, and even Brother Donkey blew a hooligan whistle: "Okay!" One more talk! ”

Gather together! Duan Lang's heart was full of 10,000 deceptive horses: "What I just said is true, and there is no lie!" ”

"Pull it down, Big Breasted Emperor!" Brother Donkey spit out the melon seed shell with a "poof", and said with a playful smile: "Wife, what did I just say?" ”

Ning Yusha and Flawless Little Dao Gu immediately said in unison: "I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in Duan Lang's broken mouth!" ”

Nima ...... Duan Lang feels so tired, people's hearts are too complicated now, and the rhythm is not easy to bring!

Ning Yusha suddenly woke up after finishing speaking, and glared at the flawless little Dao Gu angrily: Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend! The ancients did not deceive me!

"Well, if you don't believe it, don't believe it! But even if the whole world doesn't believe me, I must do it! Duan Lang's obscene face showed a resolute look, and his small eyes stared at the depths of the tide sound cave: "Don't pull me, I slaughtered this dragon today!" ”

"Don't worry, not only will we not pull you, we will also help you!" Brother Donkey said with a smile: "The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband!" Slaying the dragon and saving the world, how can there be less such an honest and reliable young man and spotless beautiful boy? ”

If you don't brag, we can still be friends...... The corners of Duan Lang's mouth twitched twice concealedly, the old man was so handsome and chic, Yushu was in the wind, graceful, talented, dignified, extraordinary, gentle, fresh and handsome...... Who did I tell whom?

"Sao Nian, this is going to die!" Duan Lang stared at Pan Xiaoxian anxiously: "You are different from me, I have lived for more than a hundred years, even if I die, it is enough." But you're still a kid, with a great future and a lot of beautiful women waiting for you!

"So leave this kind of sacrificing your life to me, an old man who is about to die, to do, the future of the motherland belongs to you young people!"

"What do you think of me?" Brother Donkey was very angry: "You are only allowed to sacrifice your life for righteousness, and I am not allowed to kill myself?"

"Man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather! Some people are alive and he is dead, and some people are dead and he is still alive!

"Senior Duan, I respect you as a man! Don't say anything, after eating this true stick, we are brothers! ”

"Really?" Duan Lang's eyes widened.

"Seriously!" Brother Donkey narrowed his eyes, still one size older than Duan Lang.

"Sure enough?" Duan Lang narrowed his small eyes, and suddenly the light of obscenity enveloped him again.

"Sure enough!" Brother Donkey's eyes opened, and his appearance seemed to be shrouded in the light of justice!

“…… Good! Duan Lang gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "I have made up my mind for your brother!" ”

[Thanks to the brother of the Son of Heaven in the dream (1000), the pig who fell in love with meat, tanwen690129 (100), Sakuva (100), and Qinkuai (10) and other brothers and sisters for their rewards, hugging one by one, this is yesterday's third update]