||->-> Chapter 361 of the main text, Li Qingdong

In the long laughter, the body of the idol shook slightly on the shrine, and the mouth seemed to be closed one by one, as if the person who spoke was the statue of the mountain god!

If I take it, the stone can also speak, is it another little god who has become a spirit?

Ding Ermiao wiped a handful of cold sweat, pointed at the idol with the umbrella in his hand and said, "Are you talking to me?" ”

"Is there anyone else here?" The idol said: "Ding Ermiao, you don't worship when you enter the temple, and you sit with your butt facing me, blaspheming your god, what crime should you be guilty of!?" ”

"As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, may I ask, respect the gods with a high surname, where is the immortal dwelling?" Ding Ermiao coped with it while looking at the bottom of the statue. ｛｝

At the junction between the bottom of the statue and the shrine, there was a faint gap, which was also opening and closing slightly, as if someone was shaking the stone statue.

It seems that the shrine and the idol are not one and the same, and the idol was put up later.

"Ahem...... this god is Guan Jiangkou Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, passing by here today, it was just @Wan @ book @ bar @ novel wanshuba.com met you and broke in."

"Three-eyed Erlang God?" Ding Ermiao laughed and said, "I think you are the roaring dog of Erlang God!" Pretend to be a ghost and get out of here! ”

Before he finished speaking, Ding Ermiao spun and kicked, and kicked on the stone statue!

The stone statue was hit by Ding Ermiao's kick, and he actually leaned back. But after all, the stone statue was heavy, and it only shook for a while, and then returned to its place. Then, only an old voice was heard shouting, "Don't don't, don't kick the idol, this stone will crush my old man if it falls!" ”

Ding Ermiao moved when he heard the sound, flashed behind the stone statue, stretched out his hand, and pulled out the guy hiding behind.

"You're an old liar?!" Ding Ermiao looked at the appearance of the person, couldn't help but smile, and said, "Dead old man, I didn't expect to meet again so soon, right?" ”

It turned out that this guy who pretended to be a ghost and pretended to be Erlang Yang Jian was the long-bearded old man Li who tricked Ding Ermiao into going to the "Dashan Public Toilet" to eat the night before yesterday!

Old man Li's neck was pinched by Ding Ermiao, and he couldn't struggle, so he had to bend down and bow his head, and shouted repeatedly: "Hey...... there's something to say, let go, let go, ......!" ”

"Let go? Haha......" Ding Ermiao laughed and said, "Dead old man, it's okay if you want me to let go, tell me first, you are hiding here sneakily in the middle of the night, what do you want to do?!" Did Wu Zhanzhan call you here? ”

That day, the old man called himself Xiao Ding, and Ding Ermiao suspected that he was instructed by Wu Zhanzhan. So now, Ding Ermiao also preconceived that this chance encounter at the mountain temple was also arranged by Wu Zhanzhan.

And when he first entered the temple gate, the old man was already aware of it, so he hid with himself around the statue, and he was careless for a while, and he didn't find that he was also in the temple.

Old man Li was like a big toad, waving his hands under Ding Ermiao's control, and shouted, "What Wu Zhanzhan? I don't know her well, she tells me to come, and I'll come? With my status, how can ordinary people be sent casually?! ”

"Oh? What is your identity, tell me about it. Ding Ermiao said with a smile: "If your identity is revealed, it can scare me into the head, and I will let you go." ”

When he was choked by his own neck and embarrassed, he still had the cheekiness to say his identity? It's almost the same to have an ID card! Ding Ermiao also thought that this old man was quite funny in his heart.

"My identity is also famous all over the world," Old Man Li said unashamedly......

"I am nicknamed God Operator, famous in Shenzhen, Hong Kong and Macao, proficient in all kinds of Taoist spells, including fortune telling, Xiangjia Xiangzuka, marriage gossip, marrying and breaking ground, catching ghosts and subduing demons, asking God to exorcise ghosts, blood-clothed souls, Qimen Dunjia, jumping gods, acting for the souls, playing pen immortals, asking rice, interpreting dreams, measuring words, ......"

"Stop!" Ding Ermiao shouted: "Don't brag with me, you say that you are a god operator, then let me ask, what can you calculate?" If I'm not right, I'll have to pull off your goatee one by one! ”

"I ...... I'll figure it out, don't fool you! Old man Li took a breath, and under the control of Ding Ermiao's palm, he said: "I calculated, you are a disciple of Maoshan, your life is poor, you are currently penniless, thirsty and cold, you have eaten the last meal but not the next meal, is it right?!" ”

"This is what Wu Zhanzhan told you, right?!" Ding Ermiao still didn't let go and asked.

"No, this is my own calculation, if there is a lie, the sky will thunder!" Old man Li shouted aggrievedly: "I still figured it out, you have been in trouble recently, but it doesn't matter, at a critical time, someone superior will come out to save you." ”

Uh......, Ding Ermiao slowly let go of his hand. This old man swore a poisonous oath, it shouldn't be the news that Wu Zhanzhan revealed to him.

"You figured out I've been having trouble lately? What's so hard about me? Ding Ermiao looked at Old Man Li and said, "Who is the master who rescued me, and where is he?" ”

Old man Li stood up straight, rubbed his neck that was pinched by Ding Ermiao with his hand, smiled, and said, "You don't have anything to eat now, and you have no relatives, isn't it a difficulty?" Not only that, but you also left that female companion of yours in Wu Zhanzhan's hands, isn't that a difficulty? ”

"Who the hell are you, and why do you know everything about me?" Ding Ermiao became more and more suspicious. Chu Xiaoman fell into the hands of Wu Zhanzhan, it was just now, how did this old man know?

"I'm a god operator, I will calculate!"

"......" Ding Ermiao was angry, thought about it and asked: "What about the master, where is the master?" ”

"The master is me Li Qingdong, haha." Old man Li smiled unashamedly, stroked his long beard, and said, "I am the noble person of your life, and I can guarantee you smooth sailing and all the best!" ”

"Your name is Li Qingdong? Are you the master of my life? Ding Ermiao laughed, then glared and said, "Get out of the way, now I'm going to sleep!" ”

"Don't don't don't ......, since I am the master of your life, I can't see you so depressed and desolate. I can't go, I'm going to cover you. Li Qingdong smiled, walked out of the temple, and walked back after a while, carrying a cloth bag in his hand.

Presumably, this bag was placed elsewhere by him in advance.

Ding Ermiao had already sat down with his back against the shrine again, and when he saw Li Qingdong walking in, he just squinted and looked coldly, without saying a word.

Li Qingdong sat cross-legged opposite Ding Ermiao, opened his cloth bag, took out a candle the thickness of a child's arm, lit it, and suddenly, the broken temple was bright.

Then, Li Qingdong took out a bottle of liquor from his bag, and then took out two oiled paper bags wrapped in convenient bags, and when he opened it, it was a roast chicken and two large pieces of cooked beef......

"Hehe......" Li Qingdong took out a teacup from his pocket again, opened the liquor bottle, poured a glass of wine into the teacup, and then handed the rest to Ding Ermiao, and said: "Now I let you have food and drink, and you will not suffer from hunger and cold, you say, am I the master of your life?!" ”

Ding Ermiao smelled the aroma of wine, looked at the fat chicken and beef in front of him, couldn't help but squirm his throat, and said, "Superior, really superior!" Li Qingdong, you are my master! ”

"Haha, let's eat and drink." Li Qingdong was happy and said, "What is this bit of wine and food?" After dawn, watch me solve all your problems! ”