843 bragging at the dinner table
The black coffin of Jiulong scraped the green bricks on the ground and squeaked, and Xu Laosan shouted: "Stinky boy, can you slow down, you can't afford to pay for the damage to Master Guan's land!" ”
At this moment, a gentle female voice came from behind him: "Lao Xu, where did you go this night, why did you make a lot of noise as soon as you came back!" ”
I turned my head and saw that it was Yuan Feifei, who was wearing a nightdress and rubbing his sleepy eyes, standing at the door of the small round door of the East Cross Courtyard.
I grinned at Yuan Feifei, she was so frightened that she shouted that there were monsters, and then fainted and fell to the ground.
Seeing Yuan Feifei falling, Xu Laosan felt like someone had stabbed him in the heart and liver, so he let go of the black coffin at that time, ran to hold Yuan Feifei in his arms, and tried Yuan Feifei's snort.
"I'm glad she's okay, otherwise I'd have killed you kid!" Xu Laosan pointed at me and said.
Then he hugged Yuan Feifei and entered the East Cross Courtyard, and even the small round door was closed, probably to do it, wake up Mei Jiaoniang, as for whether it is done in bed, I don't know.
I held the black coffin and cautiously entered the West Courtyard, fortunately, the door of the West Courtyard was changed by Tian Tian at the beginning, otherwise the black coffin would not have been able to enter.
The black coffin entered the West Cross Courtyard, and I pulled it to the corner of the wall to avoid the shade, and then used a few large quilts to cover it tightly to prevent it from being exposed to the sun.
After finishing all this, I went to take a bath, took a shower, hugged left and right, and fell asleep with Mai Xiaoying and the little fox demon in my arms.
When I woke up, it was almost evening, and Mai Xiaoying and the little fox demon had already finished freshening up.
"King, I'm hungry." The little fox demon said to me pitifully.
I didn't get up, she didn't want to disturb my rest, and she didn't dare to go out of the West Cross Courtyard, so until now, she hasn't eaten.
Although Mai Xiaoying didn't say that she was hungry, her stomach also began to growl, Mai Xiaoying was a girl, and she felt embarrassed when her stomach screamed, so she hid and went to the bedroom.
I didn't brush my teeth, so I went to the East Cross Courtyard, Xu Laosan said that he wanted to have a dinner, sure enough, Zhou Gai and Dawu came, good guys, on the stone table in the East Cross Courtyard, there were dishes on the table.
I picked up two hard dishes and sent them to the West Cross Courtyard, and then went back to serve two large bowls of rice and a small pot of egg soup, and sent them back to the West Cross Courtyard for the two girls to eat as soon as possible.
When I went back, Zhou Gai stopped me and said boss, you can't serve the food anymore, you serve it again, what will I eat.
Dawu didn't speak, Xu Laosan suddenly walked out of the room, and said Stinky boy, you serve food and rice, after my consent! I really think of this place as my home, don't you!
Xu Laosan followed Yuan Feifei, this woman was like a peach blossom, and it was estimated that she had just kissed Xu Laosan in the room, because there was still a touch of red on Xu Laosan's lips.
"Lao Xu, child, it is inevitable to make mistakes, don't be like this." Yuan Feifei persuaded Xu Laosan.
Yuan Feifei's words were not for me to serve food and food to relieve the siege, she also thought that it was I who was not doing anything to cause trouble everywhere and made Xu Laosan angry.
I don't know how Xu Laosan arranged me after leaving the service area in order to exculpate himself, and he must have described me as a loser who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and smokes all five drugs.
It stands to reason that Yuan Feifei spoke for me, whether she misunderstood or not, I should thank her, but when I looked at her peach blossom face, I always felt that she was a monster.
But I didn't have any evidence, so I didn't say anything, and called her Auntie.
"Who told you to call Auntie, call Third Grandma!" Xu Laosan yelled at me again.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and when I pack up and run Huling, I don't have to borrow to live in the Guandi Temple when I go to the fairy world, when the time comes, I see you Xu Laosan, you can still yell at me!
I laughed and said, Third Grandpa, it's just a little food, look at you, it's worth it...... Hello three grandma!
Yuan Feifei smiled and said Huangshan, don't gamble online in the future.
It seems that my guess is right, Xu Laosan ruined me a lot, and I immediately opened my eyes to glare at Xu Laosan.
Xu Laosan stared at me, lest I tell the truth, so he immediately jumped over and pinched my pulse.
The pulse gate was my lifeline, and I couldn't speak at that time.
"Oh, this child, he's sick again, Feifei, don't you know, as long as he stares, it's a sign of illness, this is the root of the disease brought out of the womb, in fact, this child is old and pitiful."
Xu Laosan lied to Yuan Feifei, and then leaned in my ear and said: "Stinky boy, if you dare to harm my business, I will fight with you, and now you cooperate with me and go west." ”
Xu Laosan really got his hands on it, pinching half of my body was sore, there was no way, I was dragged far away by him.
In the compound, Xu Laosan let go of my hand, and at this time, he changed to a kind look and began to woo me.
"Huangshan, you touch your conscience and say, is the third grandfather good to you?"
As soon as Xu Laosan said this, I knew what he said later, and I didn't want to get into trouble with him, after all, I had deep feelings before, and now, I still need him to help me rescue Ji Caiyun.
I nodded to Xu Laosan and said Third Grandpa, don't say it, I know what to do in the future, don't worry, I won't tell Yuan Feifei the truth, I will definitely maintain your image of Lao Weiguangzheng.
Xu Laosan nodded with satisfaction and stuffed two gold ingots into me.
"Take it, give it to the two girls, and put two rings." Xu Laosan said magnificently.
"Thank you, Third Grandpa, not to mention playing two rings, you can't use up a full set of earrings, rings, and bracelets! In addition, Yuan Feifei was scared and fainted when she saw my real body in the morning, how did you explain it to her? I laughed.
"This is not simple, I told her that a black coffin was thrown in the Guandi Temple, and I used a spell to summon Hercules to help me carry the coffin, and Hercules has been sent away by me, so that she is not afraid."
In this way, after a few words, the distance between me and Xu Laosan was shortened again, and the previous scene of grandfather and grandson filial piety was restored.
"Go to the West Cross Courtyard and tell the two girls, you want to drink with me, let them eat well and rest first, and then you will go back to accompany them after drinking." After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he patted me on the shoulder and walked to the East Cross Courtyard.
I went back and told Mai Xiaoying and the little fox demon, they said that you are busy with you, we are not children, and we need you to accompany us at all times.
Mai Xiaoying is now and the same as when she lived with me before, and it is completely like the two of them, and I feel a little uncomfortable.
I walked out of the West Cross Courtyard and came to Xu Laosan's wine table.
Yuan Feifei sat next to Xu Laosan, like a hostess, letting us eat and drink.
Da Wu and Zhou Gai were very polite to Yuan Feifei, and they also treated Yuan Feifei as the wife of the Taoist.
I was suspicious, but when I peeked at her up close, I didn't see any clues, so I simply let go of my suspicions and drank happily with Xu Laosan.
Halfway through the wine, I saw that Xu Laosan was drunk, so I asked him, my third grandmother's room is haunted, have you solved it?
Hearing my question, Xu Laosan became interested and began to put gold on his face.
He said that Yuan Feifei's home, he had been there, that day he asked Dawu to protect Yuan Feifei in the Guandi Temple, and he took advantage of the night to catch the ghost, and as soon as the night passed, the ghost appeared.
It was a fierce ghost, and the tusks in his mouth were longer than the ivory, and Xu Laosan fought with the fierce ghost for three hundred rounds, so he completely took it down.
Anyway, Xu Laosan bragged about it, which caused Dawu to keep patting on the back.
Zhou Gai smiled stupidly, and also knew how to shoot along: "The Taoist is awesome!" ”
I knew that Xu Laosan was lying, but I didn't debunk him.
Of course, maybe Yuan Feifei also knew that he was lying, who knows whether that ghost exists or not.
Perhaps, Yuan Feifei deliberately said that there was a ghost and wanted to get close to Xu Laosan.
Anyway, I was in my heart at the time, and my suspicion of Yuan Feifei became more and more serious, but Yuan Feifei's performance was really impeccable and generous, so I didn't have anything to say.
The world is wonderful!
At that time, no one expected that because Zhou Gai was greedy, it finally led to a big tragedy of Xu Laosan!
Since I took away two hard dishes, and Zhou Gai is a big-bellied foodie, there is not enough to eat while the vegetables are eaten.
Xu Laosan wanted to call Xu Da and ask Xu's restaurant to send some food, but Zhou Gai held Xu Laosan's hand.
"Dao Chief, why are you working so hard, didn't we get an ape monkey last night, I like to eat monkey brains, just take it out and give it to me!" Zhou Gai said.
Xu Laosan didn't think much about it, and looked at Dawu at that time: "Dawu, what about the ape?" ”
"I'll throw it in your old cellar." Dawu said.
Zhou Gai immediately stood up, ran to the corner of the wall and lifted the lid of the cellar, and after going down, he quickly brought up Yuan Laohou's body.
Shan Biao always came to steal Xu Laosan's things to eat, and in order to prevent Shan Biao from stealing his mouth, he later dug this cellar, which was specially made and very cold inside.