Chapter 720: Color is a Bone Scraper!!
"Master, it's good that you have already explained, otherwise my grandson will not be able to cope with the Bodhisattva!" Sun Wukong held the horse rope, carried the golden hoop stick, and said to Ou Yangming without looking back.
Zhu Bajie followed behind the horse, and the whole person looked a little cramped.
Then this guy, as if he had made some great determination, opened his mouth and asked, "Master, I heard that the golden retriever roared and was kicked into a eunuch by you, is this true?" ”
It's okay not to mention it, but as soon as he mentions it, Ou Yangming feels a toothache.
Although he doesn't care, but if he spreads it, his reputation is more or less bad.
"Bajie, do you think you are a teacher, like that kind of person?!"
Zhu Bajie shuddered for a moment, and replied hesitantly: "No, no, no, no, .....no, no, it's not like ....., it's ....., it's that kind of person." ”
Syllable!
Ou Yangming slapped the back of Zhu Bajie's head with his right hand, and his teeth itched.
"It's not that you're afraid of what?! The teacher tells the three of you, you can't blame me for this matter. I was going to kick him in the lower abdomen, but who knew that the golden retriever yelled at himself to die, and he had to jump. You all know the results after that. Weishi hit the bull's-eye with a kick, and his balls shattered with a snap. Can I be blamed for this?! ”
"Master, Senior Brother. You see, there seems to be a house in front of us, so let's go to the house. Anyway, the golden retriever roar is not a little white dragon, is it a eunuch, what does it matter to us? ”
Sha Seng's voice fell, and the little white dragon's hind hooves suddenly raised, almost kicking him three inches below his umbilicus.
"Little White Dragon, what are you doing?!"
"Yu ————"
The answer to the sand monk was a horse bark.
"I'm talking about the Golden Retriever's roar, not you, why are you angry?"
After Sha Seng finished speaking, he took two steps and kept a safe distance from the white dragon horse.
"Alright, alright, Xiaobai. Don't be angry, Wujing is just an analogy. Disciples, which of you is going to turn into a fate? The teacher was a little hungry. After Ouyang Ming pacified the little white dragon, he said to Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong immediately stuffed the golden hoop stick into his ear, and wanted to go to the fate, but who knew that Zhu Bajie actually shouted diligently.
"Master! Master! I'll go! I'll go, old pig! These days, Senior Brother always goes out to make a relationship, and Senior Brother Sha carries the burden every day. I don't want to go to the old pig, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you rest here for a while, waiting for the old pig and me to go to the fate. ”
Yo he! The sun is coming out in the west?
After the three of them finished thinking, they looked up at the sky.
That's right, the sun still rises in the east.
"You guys, what are you doing?" Zhu Bajie looked at the three Ou Yangming who were looking up at the sky at the same time, and asked with a strange expression.
"Nothing! It's nothing, Bajie, you go and turn into a fate, we are waiting for you. ”
The three of them played haha and drove Zhu Bajie away to turn into a relationship, and they each breathed a sigh of relief.
"Master, what's wrong with Second Senior Brother today? actually took the initiative to go to the fate by himself. Could it be that on the way, a monster secretly tied up the second senior brother, turned into his appearance, and blended into our team? Sha Seng thought for a look and said seriously.
Ou Yangming and Sun Wukong rolled their eyes when they looked at the sand monk who was touching his chin and thinking.
"Who knows, just wait."
.........
The stone bridge is towering, the ancient trees are full, and there is a gurgling water to connect the long stream. There are several thatched huts by the bridge, elegant and fairy, and there are a few canopy windows, through the windows, Zhu Bajie suddenly saw seven beautiful women who were as beautiful as flowers, embroidering and making needles there.
Oops I'll go!!
Bajie stared at the seven beauties with wide eyes, all of them with fair skin and extraordinary appearances.
The sound of warblers in the house tickled his heart.
From time to time there was a playful laugh in the room, accompanied by a faint fragrance, and when he heard it, his bones seemed to be crispy.
Zhu Bajie, who was holding a broken bowl, stood on the bridge, drooling.
Inside the thatched house, a group of women discussed.
"Sisters, there's a white and chubby monk outside. The body is okay, but unfortunately, it looks a little ugly. A woman who seemed to be the eldest sister said to the other sisters.
"Yo Yo Yo, big sister, I like this! I like white and tender, and although his skin is slightly rough, he barely passes. Why don't you wait until I'm tired of playing, our sisters, and eat him again? ”
As soon as the words fell, the beauty walked to the door, opened it, and shouted.
"Elder, come in!!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the beauty standing at the door of the room and shouting at him, his legs were weak, and he almost didn't fall to the ground.
"Beauty, beauty, hehe, I'm coming!"
With his legs like the wind, Bajie's whole person seemed to turn into a bulldozer, and he ran over with a bang, rolling up countless smoke and dust along the way.
All the beauties in the house, looking at the monkey anxious Zhu Bajie, each covered their mouths and chuckled.
The sound of the warbler and the words of the swallow almost made Zhu Bajie fall into a state of madness.
His eyes were red, and he wanted to tear the clothes of the beauty in the house, and plunged into it.
Syllable!
Zhu Bajie rushed into the house, and the woman by the door closed the door.
"Beauty, hey, beauty."
Dogs can't change eating, and Zhu Bajie can't change lust.
He threw away the bowl in his hand and grabbed the hand of one of the people in the room and began to **.
"Yo Yo Yo, what is the elder monkey anxious about. As for our seven sisters, you must know that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. ”
"Second sister, I like this taste, let me come first, and then let you dispose of it."
"Let me come first! Let me come first! ”
Zhu Bajie looked at the noisy beauties, and his heart was so cool!
Because of the fight for their own right to belong, the seven beauties quarreled with each other.
What could be cooler than that?
Of course there is, Zhu Bajie thought about it, and his saliva flowed more.
"I found out first, of course I came first!"
"It's me! It's me! ”
Looking at the seven beauties who were constantly noisy, Zhu Bajie cleared his throat and shouted.
"Beauty, beauty, stop arguing. Old pig, I am strong, don't say one or two, you get up together, I can still make you want to die! It's not to blow to you, old pig, my ability in that area is definitely a top seven! ”
Zhu Bajie, who is obsessed with ghosts and eyes, has not taken it into account at all.
In this deep mountain and old forest, how did the seven weak women survive.
"Stop arguing!"
The beauties, as soon as they saw that it was their eldest sister who spoke, immediately stopped arguing.
"Elder, why don't you eat some food and wine first! When you're full, you're ready to work! The eldest sister ** Zhu Bajie's big face, Yingsheng Yan said.
The dry words in it, biting very hard, seem to imply something.
Zhu Bajie is not stupid, but he doesn't like to think with his brain.
Now that I'm obsessed, where can I think about it?
He grabbed the eldest sister's white and tender little hand, put it on his face and rubbed it back and forth, taking advantage of it, and nodded again and again.
"Good good !!"