Chapter 143: Standard Answers
There is nothing to worry about answering this question, and the strong desire to survive makes Mu Lan's answer very certain.
"My clown cricket will be responsible for your Fluttershy. β
Yan Xian'er was stunned for a moment.
The magic power of [Random Flowers Gradually Charming Eyes] can inspire the most sincere answer in the hearts of others, but this answer seems to catch Yan Xian'er a little off guard.
"What is a clown cricket?"
"It's my war pet. β
"You...... Aren't you responsible for me for treating me like and that? Why do you want your war pet to be responsible for Fluttershy? Are you a man or not?"
Huh? How many questions are these? Mu Lan tiredly cooperated with the performance, her voice was firm, and her answer was unusually concise, "Yes." β
"What does 'yes' mean?"
"I'm a man. β
"You haven't answered the previous question, aren't you responsible for me?"
In order for the clown cricket to engage in CP as soon as possible, the answer must be as much as possible to cater to this mother-in-law, Mu Lan said, "I shouldn't be responsible." β
Yan Xian'er didn't understand, "That is, what does it mean to be irresponsible?"
"Not to be responsible, it means that it is necessary, resolutely, affirmatively, and determinedly, and it is also responsible when the sky falls. β
"Are you usually so poor?"
"It's not. β
"How many times have you been in a relationship?"
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"Why did you save me?"
"Because you're the mother-in-law of the clown cricket. β
"I'm Clown Cricket's mother-in-law?" Yan Xian'er was stunned again.
Maybe she felt that [Random Flowers Gradually Charming Eyes] was too oppressive to the young man in front of her, making him a little mentally abnormal, thinking of this, she blinked her eyes and refreshed the charming flowers in her eyes.
"I don't even know your name, what's your name?"
"Mu Lan. β
"Mu Lan?"
"Yes. β
"Is that Mu Lan of Lanyang's miracles?"
"Yes. β
Yan Xian'er said with some surprise, "Your war pet is 007, a primordial stage mutation?"
"Yes. β
"Your teacher is Xia Canghai, and your practical pet food level has been cultivated to the university level?"
"My practice pet food only serves clown crickets, and I didn't go to college, so I don't know to what extent. β
Yan Xian'er was stunned again, "What do you mean by saying that I am the mother-in-law of the clown cricket?"
"Clown Cricket can form a CP with Fluttershy, so you're Clown Cricket's mother-in-law. β
Yan Xian'er: "......"
That's what it meant. β
"Yes. β
"How do you know that Clown Cricket and Fluttershy can form a CP?"
"My teacher is Xia Canghai, after countless calculations, the matching of the eight characters and five elements of feng shui and so on, the final answer is reached. β
"Really?"
"Yes. β
"Group CP should be cautious, are you a bad person or a good person?"
"I don't know. β
"How could you not know. β
"I've done a lot of good things, and I've done a lot of bad things, so I don't know. β
"And what bad things have you done?"
"I trampled on a cricket the day before yesterday. β
"And then?"
"Yesterday a chicken was trying to pick at me, and I plucked its hair. β
"These are just inconsequential little things, what's the worst, worst, worst thing you've ever done in your life. β
"I didn't have time to say to my father that I love you!"
Yan Xian'er asked, "And then?"
Then he ran away from home. β
"Will he come back?"
"Said that he would not come back until the clown cricket found the CP object. β
The little fairy shook her head.
Suddenly serious.
"Okay, I'm going to ask you the most serious thing now, if I wasn't Clown Cricket's 'mother-in-law', if Clown Cricket and Fluttershy Fairy couldn't form a CP, then in the face of the Hell Yin Lion before, would you still rush up to save me at all costs?"
"Yes. β
"Why?"
"I have no reason not to die. β
"Do you know that you're just a primordial pet master, and you'll die if you rush up?"
"Yes. β
"Okay......" The shadow of the flower in Yan Xian'er's pupils gradually dimmed, which means that the spiritual power of [Random Flower Gradually Charming Eyes] is about to be consumed, she hurried up to ask, but there are too many questions, and her head is blocked for a while, half loud, "Am I beautiful?"
"Very beautiful. β
The corners of Yan Xian'er's lips curled slightly, and her voice was a little twisted, "Where am I beautiful?"
"Your eyes are very emotional, your nose is like a talker, your ears are small, your mouth is ......"
"Stop, stop, stop......" Yan Xian'er said suddenly, "Do you like me?"
Mu Lan was stunned for a moment, "I like it." β
Yan Xian'er pursed her lips, her two index fingers circled, and her eyes glanced at the ground, "How much do you like it?"
Raised his eyes shyly.
This question is not difficult to answer, Mu Lan said affectionately, "Only when the mountains are edgeless and the sky are united can we dare to be with you." β
[Flowers gradually become charming eyes] can induce the most sincere thoughts in people's hearts, maybe this sincere sentence is too lethal, Mu Lan saw Yan Xian'er suddenly rush up and give him a tight hug.
The smile on Yan Xian'er's face suddenly became a little thicker, and at the same time, she was more eager, like a bird out of a cage, grinning, "I am Yan Xian'er who is unwilling to accept marriage, I want to fall in love freely and find a boyfriend by myself...... Do you know that your answer is the standard answer, do you know that you just stole a girl's heart? β
Standard answer? Mu Lan was shocked and frightened.
Yan Xian'er is very fragrant, hugged very tightly, and there is also a tight stick......
Is this what is called fragrant?!
But.
I heard that Yan Xian'er has a fiancΓ© who is full of combat power, and whether her behavior is considered a junior, Mu Lan suddenly felt that her conscience could not pass.
Now, it seems that I can't take it anymore.
"I know, I stole your heart, and I had no choice but to do it, I'm sorry. β
For the sake of the clown cricket, there is nothing that cannot be done, even if he is a junior, he will not hesitate to be spurned by the world, this is the indestructible inner strength of the father.
"Okay...... the shadow of the flower in Yan Xian'er's pupils is getting shallower and shallower, like a flashlight whose battery is about to run out, she let go of the hand she was holding, and said softly, like a coax to a newborn, "Forget it." β
Well?
"Forget about it. β
Well?
"The spiritual power is not enough...... Then let's forget about it since I carried you away......"
Mu Lan: "......"
......
Bite.
The shadow of the flower in Yan Xian'er's pupils disappeared.
Mu Lan immediately cooperated with an exclamation, "Hey, where is this, why am I here?"
Yan Xian'er's voice became serious, "Where is this? This is a cave, do you know, you almost died, I carried you here." β
Mu Lan: "......"
"I ...... I don't know. β
"Of course you don't know, because you were unconscious, unconscious all night, and cursed by the Hell Lion, and I saved you. β
Mu Lan's eyes widened, God, this little girl dares to reverse black and white, and how can she say it so confidently.
Taking a deep breath, Mu Lan calmed down, who called her the mother-in-law of the clown cricket, it was good that she forgot about it, in this way, it would not be so embarrassing to hug her skin at night.
"So...... Thank you. Mu Lan tried her best to be sincere.