Chapter 508: The Tragic Cow Born
This voice shouted, and the end was majestic and high-spirited.
If you change to a timid one, I'm afraid you will kneel and kowtow directly.
However, the situation that made the Howling Sky Dog dumbfounded appeared, and the expected divine claw did not appear.
Ou Yangming crossed his hands on his hips and looked at him with a playful expression.
After drinking so much wine, and not using mana to force out alcohol, the brain of the roaring dog has long been dizzy, how can the mana in this body be like an arm?
But anyone who is decisive must use mana first at this time to force out all the drinks in his body so that he can sober up.
But the Howling Sky Dog didn't know how much wine he drank, and he never thought of it, so he used mana to force the wine in his body first.
Instead, he shouted "Roaring God Claw" again and again, and then he was dumbfounded.
"This...., this is not...., it can't be! Where's my claw? Where's the Divine Claw?! ”
Ou Yangming didn't pay attention to him, but turned around and entered the house, casually broke off a stool leg, patted it with his hand and walked out.
And the Howling Sky Dog, the second goods who drank too much, was still posing there, constantly yelling in his mouth.
"Godclaw! Divine Claw! Divine Claw! What the hell is my claw?!! ”
"Hey, hey, hey!! Howling dog, what I said before, don't be left alone and seen by me. Otherwise, I'm going to make you into a dog meat hot pot and kill you. You're still a guts! ”
The Roaring Sky Dog panicked, the mana in his body could not be used, and Ou Yangming was watching from the side again.
"That..., what ....., I drank too much today, let's fight another day, fight again another day, see you later!"
Ou Yangming looked at the roaring dog that turned around and ran, stepped forward in two steps, raised the stool leg in his hand, and directly slashed it off his head.
"The old cow saves the ....."
Syllable!!
"Help..., help...., help......."
After two laps, the dog fell to the ground, unconscious.
At this time, Ao Chun and Xiaoyu, who had witnessed Ou Yangming's brutality throughout the whole process, grinned.
The roaring dog is also your uncle's dog, so you don't give face, and you hit the head with a stick.
Both of them suspected that if the Howling Sky Dog hadn't been an immortal, it would have hung up a long time ago.
"Old cow? Could it be that the Bull Demon King is also here? ”
After Ou Yangming finished speaking, a shopkeeper came out of a private room next door.
"Yo! Didn't this uncle go to the toilet? How are you lying here?! ”
"You know him?"
The shopkeeper smiled and said, "This uncle, don't you know that this guest officer, and another guest officer in the private room, is called one can eat." There were six tables at the banquet alone, and the wine drunk was countless. ”
After Ou Yangming heard this, his eyes rolled, it was absolutely impossible for the Roaring Sky Dog to eat six tables of banquets alone.
Just before he passed out, he called Lao Niu to save me.
In other words, the other person in the private room should be the stupid cow of the Bull Demon King.
"Alright, let's go."
Ou Yangming then threw a couple of pieces of silver to the shopkeeper, and he left with a smile.
Squeak!!
Pushing open the door to the private room of the Roaring Sky Dog and the others, Ouyang Ming stepped in, and heard a snoring sound like thunder.
"Hehe, Bull Demon King, Bull Demon King, you have something to play this time."
searched as usual, and the whole body of the Bull Demon King who was lying on the ground sleeping.
In the end, Ou Yangming found that there was really no oil and water to scrape on this old cow.
Ao Chun, who was following him, stepped back with a cold face, obviously thinking of something bad.
Xiao Yu, on the other hand, stared at Ou Yangming with a curious expression, not knowing what he was doing.
"Ao Chun, go out and buy a set of women's clothes, it's best to bring some rouge gouache back. Today, I'm going to let this head lose face within the Three Realms. ”
The Eighth Prince's eyes lit up, and it was obvious that he also understood what Ou Yangming was thinking.
"Good, good!! This time it's time to play! ”
The words fell, and he ran out with an excited face.
...........
After a while, the clothes on the Bull Demon King were stripped off and changed into a set of palace clothes.
The face was also smeared with a thick layer of foundation, the cheeks were two clusters of plateau red, and the small mouth was bright red.
The whole person is with the Hereafter. The geisha of a certain country are generally able to laugh to death.
In fact, the geisha costume of a certain country was learned from the makeup of the Tang Dynasty.
But then they developed and developed, and they didn't know how they became them.
Ao Chun looked at the Bull Demon King's outfit, and smiled back and forth, unable to straighten up.
Xiaoyu also covered her mouth and smiled bitterly.
Ou Yangming carried the human form transformed by the Bull Demon King in one hand, walked outside the private room, unfolded his sleeves, and took in the roaring dog lying on the ground.
It is estimated that after the whistling dog wakes up, it will be beaten again.
Of course, it won't be Ou Yangming who will clean him up, it must be the two stinky hooligans of the Divine Beast Realm.
The first floor of the entire restaurant is quiet.
Without him, because Ou Yangming was carrying a big fat man with one hand, and this big fat man was obviously a man.
But he was wearing a palace dress that only women wear, and he rubbed rouge gouache that made people laugh.
After a while, after Ou Yangming and his party walked out, the diners on the first floor were laughing.
..........
Outside the town, Ou Yangming pointed casually, and a thick wooden pole appeared out of thin air.
He then threw the Bull Demon King upward, and the tragic Bull Demon King hung on it.
A group of melon-eating people quickly gathered around the wooden pole and pointed.
"Bad morals, a big man, actually wearing women's clothes!"
"That's it! Let's report to the police! ”
"This man likes to pretend to be a woman so much, let's just send him directly to the palace!"
Xiaoyu also heard the discussion of the people who ate melons, and she asked curiously.
"Why do so many people send him to the palace?"
Ao Chun straightened up and laughed again.
"I said Xiaoyu, you haven't been out of the mountain, and you don't know that in the palace, there is a creature called a eunuch, so I can understand, I can understand."
"Eunuch, what is a eunuch?"
Ou Yangming turned his head to look at Xiao Yu and found that her facial expression was very serious, obviously she really didn't know what a eunuch was.
"To put it simply, there are only two kinds of people in this world. One is a man, and the other is a woman, but human beings are very clever and have invented a third kind of man, called eunuchs. Of course, there will be a fourth type of people in the future, called shemales. You can know these things, you don't need to know them in such detail. ”
Of course, it was impossible for Ou Yangming to tell him that the eunuch was a man who did not chatter.
But he knew that when the time came, Xiaoyu would definitely ask, what is it?
Could it be that at that time, he wanted Ou Yangming to take off his pants, point to his twitter, and say to her that this was twitter?
Isn't that a hooligan!!