Chapter 732: If you have something to say, you can say that there is a fart
Granny Hua seemed to think that the fire under her feet was not strong enough, and called the palace maid to add some charcoal to her, so she breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "This matter, the incense piece is certainly wrong, but if it is replaced by you, the old immortal, then you must also jump to the foot and roar, you said that the incense piece is a good marriage, it is rare that the Hades Lord did not object, taught her to be able to ascend to the sky in one step, and married that Xia Lichuan, but at this time, she robbed people and gave one more. The crime of escaping marriage', tsk, not only did the lord of the demon world take away the throne from others, but his nine-tailed fox family was also ruined and imprisoned in the underground of the River Styx, if it were you, would you be able to swallow this breath? ”
"There is a wrong, and there is a debtor," Taiping Monkey Kui looked at Lord Lanyue and smiled: "Did you say?" This account should be calculated by itself, and it is not good to rely on anyone. ”
Lord Blue Moon replied, "What you said is true, but there are too many things she wants to go back to. Think about it, the demon world has been chaotic, this seat has been in office, only to make good governance, management in an orderly manner, she said to leave, said to come back, the demon world is not casual to let go of it, but no wonder this seat is not returned, this seat is in the spirit of being responsible for the people, but it is not good to return it to her like this. As a result, she is good, she actually involved the world, and when there is a big mess, even a few people here, probably no good. ”
Granny Hua said: "The matter has come to this point, it is useless to say more, in short, Xiao Po called us over, it is to discuss countermeasures, and see what Xiao Po says." ”
Lord Blue Moon asked, "I wonder where Xiao Po is now?" ”
Taiping Monkey Kui smacked his tongue and said, "I attracted guests early, but this host has never shown up, this is not any hospitality." "Bashu
Granny Hua pursed her mouth and said, "You are an old immortal who loves to find faults, drinking tea comfortably, and blaming the host, don't you know what it means to be a guest?" ”
"Oops, it's too far away...... ......A loud voice sounded, and a Taoist priest came out behind several vermilion curtains, and I fixed my eyes to see that this person was not the Taoist Langhuanzi who had spoken a few words with me when the emperor stopped Linghua Qing Palace!
Na Langhuanzi stroked his beard and said with a smile: "The old people see each other, that is very nostalgic!" ”
If I'm not mistaken, Daoist Xuanjizi said that his junior disciples are the people of the second prince, how can this Daoist of Langhuanzi actually be from the eldest prince and Xiaopo's side? This situation is really changing rapidly, and people have to guard against it.
Granny Hua glanced at the elder of the Lang Huanzi Road, and said uncontrollably: "You don't need to talk nonsense, you are not the old woman's old man, so it's almost too late, what about the wife?" Why haven't you come out yet? If you don't come out again, the old woman will be annoyed! ”
"Blame me for not making it clear." The head of the Langhuan Dao hurriedly said: "Now that I have changed my skin, no wonder you don't know me anymore, hahaha......"
"It turned out to be like this," Granny Hua smacked her tongue and said, "It's not as pleasing to the eye as the original old ghost." ”
It turns out that Xiao Po was changed to the head of the Langhuanzi Dao, and the real Langhuanzi Daoist is afraid that he has already become a decapitated ghost. My paradise
Taiping Monkey Kui was not surprised at all, but took a sip of tea into his mouth loudly, and said, "Xiao Po, you said that you got that ancient artifact and more Horcrux, how did you get more soul to a stinky cow's nose?" ”
"It's convenient to get in and out," the Taoist chief of the Langhuan touched his beard and said disapprehantly: "It's also interesting to live in the body of a Taoist priest." Those who have achieved great things, how can they be restrained! You've got it all together, and it's really easy to talk about. ”
Granny Hua rubbed her feet and asked, "Why did you summon us?" Make a lot of fanfare, people are panicked, you old immortal, you only know how to pretend to be a god and a ghost all day long, by the way, you still pretend to be dead. ”
Daoist Langhuanzi sat on the main seat and replied: "How did you ever know that the situation in these three realms is changing, where can you escape so easily, how about my trick of the golden cicada to get out of the shell, so that it is still clever, right?" ”
Lord Blue Moon replied, "It's really clever to make a mess of the demon world. ”
"Lord Blue Moon, are you still angry with me?" Daoist Langhuanzi said with a smile: "The situation is pressing, and I have no choice but to do it!" You know, that incense piece locked me up and seized power, how to say, it is also a big trouble, if I don't push the matter on your head, I will be the one who suffers. If people don't do it for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, do you think that's the truth? Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
It's quite unbelievable to think of such an understatement of blaming others.
Lord Blue Moon said: "You are right, naturally you are not a person, and the heavens and the earth are destroyed, this moment, this seat is the successor of the lord of the demon world, but you turned your head and released the incense piece you were imprisoned again, but a good person fell in front of the incense piece, and you came to wronged the praying mantis to catch the cicada and the yellow finch behind, it is really clever, clever." "The funeral house is left
"Time has passed, that kind of anger, don't be angry," Langhuanzi Daoist still said with an old face: "Things have passed, in the past, I didn't expect that the incense piece was actually bold, not to mention competing with you, but still fighting with the Three Realms, confused, confused, for the sake of today, let's still think about the Three Realms, isn't it?" ”
"The dispute in the Three Realms was originally planned by Your Excellency, so why not think about it?" Lord Blue Moon said coldly: "I feel that this seat is afraid that the current chaos of the Three Realms is exactly what Your Excellency wants!" ”
"Oh, Lord Blue Moon, I also understand that in the past, you suffered a lot of grievances because of me, but this is not my will, it is up to people to make things happen, and it is up to heaven to make things happen, and I also have a hard time!" The Taoist chief of the Lang Huanzi still said with a smile.
Taiping Houkui asked with great interest: "Xiao Po, what are you thinking about all day long?" Tell us old antiques about it, could it be that there are new things in the Three Realms that we don't know? ”
"Turning the sky is laughing," the head of the Langhuan Dao said with a positive face: "Although everything is unavoidable, but there are too many people and things involved, in order to reduce trouble, let's be concise and short." ”
Granny Hua impatiently stepped on the ashes under her feet and said, "You old immortal, if you have something to say, you can let it go, and if you have a fart, you will be grinding, so as not to annoy people." ”