Chapter 1 There is a woman, and the name is important

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"Ran'er, you go and catch that stupid one and kill it, there is a distinguished guest here today!" From a long distance, I heard my mother's voice like a mountain and a river.

The foot that was going to take the step, after shaking twice, was reluctantly retracted, and at this time, the distance from the gate was only half a foot.

I rolled my eyes at the sky, my mother even knew that I wanted to sneak out to play!

When I returned to the courtyard, I squatted next to the stupid nest, looked at the only chicken in it, and felt sad in my heart.

It was given to me by the son of the Chen family two years ago, and it is said to be a very rare breed for me to keep as a pet. At that time, I was extremely worried: "Little Er, I am neither its mother nor its father, how should I raise it?" ”

Chen Er is the son of Chen's father's family, and the reason why Chen Er is called Chen Er is not because he is the second, in fact, his father only has one son. And I call him Xiao Er because he laughs too much like Xiao Er in the store.

Xiao Er covered his stomach and laughed when he heard this, I frowned at him, those thin eyebrows and small eyes were definitely the same as Xiao Er in the store, of course, Chen Er should be more handsome.

I look at the "stupid", and then look at myself, am I really not his mother? It's so small, I'm so big, and ...... And I don't have feathers either.

After he laughed enough, he said seriously: "It's okay, as long as you call it stupid, you can feed it." ”

"Why?"

"Because it's as stupid and stupid as you are."

I rolled my eyes at him, this is not the first time he has said that I am stupid, in his eyes except for him, everyone in the world seems to be stupid, hold back, but what does this have to do with the fact that I can feed it, continue to look at him with puzzled eyes.

He sighed, as if I was hopeless, and said, "Because stupid and stupid words will live longer, as the so-called: the heart is wide and the body is fat; As the saying goes: people are stupid and blessed with more ......"

I thought about it for a while, and I always felt that there was something wrong with this, but I felt that it made a lot of sense, so I suddenly nodded in understanding. Huaxia is a counter-example, although she is smart, she always frowns and lives a happy life at all.

It's just that the only thing I don't understand is the seven-point smile in his eyes, what's so funny?

"Giggles!"

The scream brought me back to my senses, and the swaying Fengyun in front of me was my "stupid" body.

I stared at it blankly: stupid, stupid, why did you want to be reincarnated as a chicken? It's just a chicken, you don't want to eat so fat? No wonder my mother wants to eat you (a certain chicken rolls its eyes at the sky).

Then I saw the thick reluctance in the eyes of the "stupid" (a certain chicken didn't even bother to roll his eyes). It's just that now that a distinguished guest is coming, how can I save you? I can't help but listen to my mother's words.

Yes, I'll hide you first, so my mother can't find it, it turns out that I also have a time when I'm really beautiful and smart!

After such a struggle of ideas, I started to do it - catch chickens!

It turns out that chickens are definitely not easy to catch.

Obviously told her that I was saving it, but it didn't appreciate it, and it either ran up or down. After a flurry of chickens jumping, it was not the chickens that were disheveled, but me.

I was so angry that I threw myself forward with all my might, and the moment I landed, a scream rang out!

- Not me!

I was so shocked that I quickly got up, only to see a stupid flapping of my wings a few times, and after four more tremors, I stopped moving!

He's dead!

I looked at the body on the ground, and my trembling hands touched it, and my neck was crushed and deformed. I cried "wow", "stupid, I was going to save you, woo, I didn't mean to......"

When my mother heard the cry and came out, she ignored me, grabbed the "stupid" and left, and didn't forget to mumble before leaving: "It's still so long to catch a chicken." ”

No matter how sad and sad I am, "Silly" won't come back, and I can only watch it become a big meal on the table.

The so-called distinguished guest is just a matchmaker from the city, her face is coated with thick fat powder, and her eyebrows are thicker than that of his father, which makes the already ugly face even more ugly.

Watching her gulp down stupid meat, my throat was like a fish bone, and I couldn't swallow it, let alone listen to what they had to say.

Anyway, my stupidity is gone.

Within three days, I was recovering from the sadness of losing my stupidity and was bouncing around again. It's just that I was stupidly eaten, and I would never dare to tell Xiao Er, and I was still crushed to death.

I'm afraid that when I go out and meet him, I will be stuffy in the house, but I can't help it after a long time.

At this time, a wisp of smoke was rising in the suburbs, by the river......

There is a girl in the city, named under the flower, the youngest of us, who is handsome and lovely, but don't underestimate her.

"Little flower, you go to the forest to pick a few leaves, you want to be bigger!" A short girl immediately ran away.

"Amu, you go pick up a few sticks, you need to be thin!" A chubby teenage girl also went into action after glancing at her.

"Clearly, you go and wash those fish, and they must be clean!" I looked up at the person who was directing the order, and even though I was unwilling, I had to move my calf.

Whoever let the fish catch her, she will catch it among the few of us.

That's right, this person is the flower. I heard that her father also served as a magistrate of a county, and now he has resigned from the government to do business in the city.

It didn't take long for the smell of fish to float up, and the little flowers gave everyone a round-leaf arrowroot. I've seen this kind of leaf that has stripes and is smooth, just right for fish. I often used it as a fan for my mother, but I never thought it would be so useful.

The hot fish lay on the leaves in the palm of the hand, heavy. The three of them couldn't wait to get started, and I hurried to take a bite.

It's really a delicious delicacy in the world! It's much better than my mother's fried tofu with bean sprouts. By the way, let my mother taste it too, maybe she hasn't eaten this yet.

I peeked around a few times, and while they weren't looking, I shoved the remaining half of the fish into my arms. In a pinch, I didn't forget to wrap an extra leaf for the fish, because it was not good when it was cold. Then, licking his fingers like they did.

"Why, how do you eat so fast?" The speaker is exactly the flower! After she finished speaking, her gaze drifted over my chest as if inadvertently, and I couldn't help but tighten the clothes on my chest.

The others also looked at me curiously, and I was amazed, is it wrong to eat fast?

In the end, I put it down to the jealousy of the flowers. She must have been jealous that I still had half a fish to eat, because she was now flung behind her with the head of the fish that she was eating empty.

Fortunately, Hanashita finally said "disperse", and after everyone cheered, they didn't explore too much, and then they went back to their respective homes, leaving only Hanashita to remember when he left, and I clutched the clothes on my chest.

It's cold!

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