Chapter 188: It's as if Lao Tzu is bent! [3 more]
"Why? Why? Pan Xiaoxian hadn't spoken yet, Tang Yi was anxious first, and jumped three feet high: "A monk can be lawless?!" ”
"The donor may have forgotten that the poor monk once said that martial arts of other sects are not allowed in the Shaolin Temple!" Yuantong pursed his mouth: "Also, don't blame the poor monk for not reminding you that stealing and playing tricks is not the right way, if you want to practice, you still have to abide by the rules!"
"Don't make a mistake about yourself, three donors!"
"Who defiled himself? Which eye do you see that we are dirty? Tang Yi was very unconvinced, and the corners of Yuantong's mouth twitched twice concealedly: No culture, it's terrible!
"Okay, Tang Seng!" Pan Xiaoxian slapped Tang Yi on the back of the head, and silently comprehended Yuantong's words in his heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Yuantong was obviously mentioning him, which means that his posture was wrong.
So what are the rules? Didn't he just say that he could just walk to the end of the alley? Oh, by the way, you can't use other martial arts yet!
But this is obviously not what Yuantong wants to hint at himself, Pan Xiaoxian frowned slightly, if you think about it from another angle, what if you don't have the eye of the Condor? After entering, it must be a black eye, so even if you feel the attack of the eighteen bronze people, you may not be able to dodge!
If I don't use martial arts, I don't know Shaolin martial arts now, so doesn't that mean I won't be allowed to fight back?
Yuantong was telling me that these eighteen bronze arrays must not be seen, even if they can be seen, they cannot be seen, and at the same time, they must not be able to move, even if they can fight, they cannot use their hands - this should be the unspoken rule that Yuantong brought us to practice!
Seeing Pan Xiaoxian thoughtful, Master Yuantong smiled and nodded, and said to the pink phoenix: "Female donor, it's your turn!" ”
"Yes, Master!" The pink phoenix agreed, strode towards the alley, and before she was about to fall into the darkness, she suddenly stopped, turned her head and looked at Pan Xiaoxian expectantly, Pan Xiaoxian nodded slightly to her encouragement - she didn't dare to use force, nodded and nodded that her neck would break!
Two blush appeared on the little face of the pink phoenix, beckoned to Pan Xiaoxian, turned around and walked into the darkness resolutely.
"Just trying to cheat and play tricks will not end well, so to be a man is to be a real man and dare to face hardships!
"With a heart that dares to face hardships, you are not just a man, but also a 'straight man'!" Yuantong persuaded and educated Pan Xiaoxian and Tang Yi bitterly.
Straight ...... Tang Yi's little white face is even paler, and he can't stand what others say in front of Lao Tzu!
It's as if Lao Tzu is bent!
Although Pan Xiaoxian is also a little white-faced, because of his height and size, he doesn't feel much about it, so he can continue to listen to Yuantong.
"Shaolin Temple is no different from outsiders, the difference is that outsiders always stare at the gods, but Shaolin Temple pays more attention to the foundation, if outsiders can also learn to 'engage in the foundation' like Shaolin Temple, you will find that Shaolin Temple is not magical."
Yuantong looked at the thoughtful Pan Xiaoxian meaningfully, nodded with satisfaction, and turned to Tang Yi: "He understands, do you understand?" ”
Groove ...... Tang Yi had the illusion of being hit by an arrow in the chest, I ask you not to say this kind of thing, okay!
At this moment, the pink phoenix had already run out happily, like a lively and lovely lark plunged into Pan Xiaoxian's arms.
"Boss, I made it too!" The pink phoenix's little face was flushed, and after hugging Pan Xiaoxian hard, she immediately let go.
Ami ...... Master Yuantong gasped, and with Pan Xiaoxian's experience, he hurriedly took out his walkie-talkie first: "Hey? This is Yuantong, here is Yuantong, please answer the bronze man, please answer the bronze man! What's going on? How did she get by? ”
"This is the bronze man, this is the bronze man......" After a while, a weak voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Uncle Shi, she is so poisonous......
"Ahem...... The brothers and sisters were all poisoned...... Uncle, help us inform the monk doctor...... We're dying...... Ahem......"
Master Yuantong couldn't help but be shocked and angry, and shouted at the pink phoenix: "Female benefactor! What did I just say? It is forbidden to use other martial arts ...... in Shaolin Temple"
"But, I didn't use martial arts!" The pink phoenix blinked innocently with wide eyes.
"You-" Master Yuantong's thick cucumber fingers trembled and pointed at the pink phoenix, and finally flicked his sleeves in anger for a while: Okay, you won!
"Okay, let's go, today's practice is over!" Master Yuantong angrily took out his walkie-talkie to inform the monk doctor.
The kung fu of these eighteen bronze people reserve is not enough, otherwise "King Kong is not bad" is invulnerable, and if you don't hurry up now, you will have to turn back to eighteen dead people......
"Thank you, Master!" Pink Phoenix and Tang Yi shouted very excitedly, they could finally go back to the leaky broken tile house, lie on the bone-sore Chase bunk, cover the quilt thinner than paper, and sleep comfortably!
Pan Xiaoxian had just laid down on the bunk when he heard Tang Yi's voice beside him: "Boss? ”
"Didn't the quilt already give it to you?" Pan Xiaoxian is very unhappy, do you know that as a big zombie, you must ensure enough sleep every day?
"It's not this, I've decided, boss!" Tang Yi suddenly fell silent again when he said this, as if he was hesitating whether to say it or not.
"You want a pillow too?" Brother Donkey was angry: "You are too mad!" ”
“…… Boss, I don't want anything, I just want to fight! Tang Yi gritted his teeth and finally decided to tell Pan Xiaoxian what was in his heart: "Boss, let's have a good chat with our gentlemen, I don't want to suffer anymore!" ”
"You want to give up?" Pan Xiaoxian asked in surprise: It's only the first day! You're a little too hasty, aren't you?
"No, Boss, I don't want to give up! But ......" Tang Yi shook his head helplessly: "But it's useless, they won't really teach me martial arts!"
"I am a disciple of the Tang Sect, the Tang Sect and the Shaolin Sect are tied for the six major factions in China, and my background determines that the Shaolin Sect cannot teach me anything!
"It's only the first day, but YTO's attitude says it all, he just wants us to be free labor!"
"No......" Pink Phoenix habitually wanted to scare him, but Tang Yi didn't let her anymore this time, and coldly interrupted Pink Phoenix's words: "How do you know that it won't?"
"The three of us already have problems practicing separately, and if you look at what they asked me to practice, I'm so good at light gong, light gong! They asked Lao Tzu to pull out the tree! I'm so good at hidden weapons, hidden weapons! They asked Lao Tzu to go stir-fry!
"And these eighteen bronze people, who is the one who is the most restricted by not allowing the use of other sects' martial arts? It's not you, the boss, it's not Pink, it's me Tang Yi! ”
"So what do you want?" Pan Xiaoxian slowly turned his head and looked at Tang Yi, he could see that Tang Yi was serious.
"I want to fight!" Tang Yi's little eyes lit up in the night: "Boss, do you know the Hidden Scripture Pavilion?" ”
"Guess?" Brother Donkey said that he was emotionally stable.
“…… The martial arts cheats of Shaolin Temple are all in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, Boss, this has already entered the temple, just rely on my light skills, it's no problem to walk around in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, right? Tang Yi got up as he spoke, sat up all of a sudden, and chatted cross-legged:
"I just want to see if the world-famous seventy-two stunts of the Shaolin School are really that awesome! But I'm not greedy, I'll just steal his one, two, three, or four cheats to prove that our Tang Sect is definitely not under the bald donkeys of Shaolin Temple! ”
"And what if it fails?" The pink phoenix accidentally scolded him again.
"If I fail, I'll run!" Tang Yi said proudly: "I don't believe it, our Tang Sect is alone in the world, who can catch up with me?"
"Even if I take 10,000 steps back and say I've been caught, what can I do? Can they still kill me? The big deal is to expel me from Shaolin, but it doesn't matter, I definitely won't be able to get the champion anyway, and there is no difference between Tanhua and Bangyan! ”
"S......nort" The pink phoenix turned its face away and didn't squeak at the wall, if you want to say that, I won't fight with you, anyway, it's not me who died!
"What do you think, boss?" Tang Yi didn't care about the opinion of the pink phoenix, he just wanted to hear what Pan Xiaoxian had to say.
"Do you have to go?" Pan Xiaoxian asked.
“…… Gotta go! Thinking about Yuantong's black, thick and long thing, Tang Yi gritted his teeth and said.
"I fell asleep and didn't know anything." Pan Xiaoxian closed his eyes.
"Huh-ha-hu-ha-ha......" The pink phoenix snores exaggeratedly like a piglet, almost making people cute.
"That's enough!" Tang Yi learned from Pan Xiaoxian's appearance and slowly stretched out his thumb vigorously.
When Tang Yi went out, the pink phoenix's little snoring stopped: "Boss? ”
"Huh?" Pan Xiaoxian closed his eyes and answered.
"Why ......" Pink Phoenix couldn't figure it out, why didn't she stop Tang Yi? Although Tang Yi is very girly, very short, narrow-minded and bragging, and always can't shoot the rhythm of sycophants, but after all, he is still Pan Xiaoxian's little brother.
Tang Yi went to steal the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, think about it, you know that it is unreliable, the Shaolin Sect's Hidden Scripture Pavilion is so easy to steal, you are better than eating when you are the six major factions in China?
"No why." Pan Xiaoxian sighed: "Actually, it's useless for us to say anything, he doesn't really want to ask for our opinion, because he has already made a decision, and the reason why he asked us is just to find someone to agree with him." Even if we persuade him, he will only find all kinds of reasons to convince us to agree with him, and that's it. ”
It seems like...... The boss is right...... The pink phoenix recalled Tang Yi's demeanor just now, and couldn't help but nod silently.
The next two lay on the bed and did not speak, but they knew that they were not asleep, and after a while, a sudden commotion broke the silence of the temple.
[3 updates have been completed, and the later update is the addition of the simon2014 alliance leader] (to be continued.) )