Chapter Twenty-Seven: Make a Deal
Zhou Yi asked in surprise: "How did you become like this?" ”
Yu Mei jumped to Zhou Yi's side, but the distance was not well controlled, so she pounced directly on Zhou Yi.
The two eyes met, and the scene suddenly fell silent.
Zero-distance contact made Yu Mei feel an unprecedented sense of fullness, she sniffed her nose, and the happy fullness was about to overflow from her limbs.
"You-"
"Let's make a deal."
Yu Mei looked at Zhou Yi directly, the two were so close that they could almost feel each other's breathing.
A unique fragrance penetrated into his nostrils, Zhou Yi's slender fingers unconsciously bent slightly, he cleared his throat and took two steps back and said, "What kind of deal?" ”
The distance between the two widened, and Yu Mei said a little absent-mindedly: "Aren't you catching ghosts?" I'll help you catch ghosts, and you keep me by your side. ”
"Helping me catch ghosts just to stay by my side?" Zhou Yi looked suspicious.
Yu Mei nodded again and again: "Mm-hmm." ”
She thought about it, anyway, now she has nowhere to go, it is better to follow Zhou Yi and enjoy it, who knows when she will meet such a person again.
"I refuse."
"What?"
Zhou Yi refused so simply that Yu Mei suspected that she had misheard, "You refuse?" Why do you refuse? Nothing you give you lunch and you don't eat? ”
"There is no free lunch in the world, besides," Zhou Yi stared at Yu Mei and said word by word: "I remember all the things you did in my house!" ”
Cut, didn't you just let a few ghosts go, a man with a small belly and chicken intestines.
Yu Mei glanced at him and turned around and left, unwilling to pull him down!
Zhang Tianbao, who was in a state of confusion, woke up in time and followed.
After walking for less than two steps, Yu Mei stopped again, the feeling was too nostalgic.
She turned around and smiled at Zhou Yi, which made Zhou Yi shake his head.
"Don't you want to know why I became human? Promise me and I'll tell you. ”
Zhou Yi's eyes lit up, his fingers pinched the tip on his eyebrows, and said coldly: "If you want to stay by my side, don't use magic on me." ”
"So you said yes?" Yu Mei looked at Zhou Yi with joy, as for wronging her with charm, it was not a matter.
Zhou Yi nodded slowly: "Remember what you said." ”
"Don't worry, I'll tell you before I leave tonight."
Yu Mei is satisfied, Zhang Tianbao is relieved, no one can be happy to see his enemy who can't hide, right......
He secretly looked at Yu Mei, who was smiling innocently and very innocently, could it be that after the ghost became a human, even his personality would change?
......
Zhou Yi came out to do business, but he didn't expect to meet Yu Mei and pick up a temporary assistant.
"Here we are." The two stopped in an old, deserted building.
Yu Mei looked up and saw a faint layer of black mist shrouded in the roof of the building, which was an iconic representative of evil and evil deeds.
Zhou Yi can pass yin and yang, and naturally he also saw the black fog on the roof of the building, he glanced at Yu Mei: "You go up and have a look." ”
"Okay." Yu Mei didn't have any other ideas, she had been an assistant to Hei Wuchang for several years before, and she was skilled in doing things.
In abandoned buildings like this, there are often stray cats and dogs coming in and out, and the number of deaths here is not small. Cats and dogs are yin, and after a long time, the number accumulates, and it is easy to blame yin qi.
Zhou Yi saw Yu Mei standing in place and didn't act, and frowned: "Didn't you say a deal?" What are you doing here? ”
"You don't care where I am, as long as I can help you get things done." Yu Mei looked unhappy, and actually spoke to her in a commanding tone, if it weren't for his greed, the ghost wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you.
Yu Mei stretched out her arm, spread her five fingers, and grabbed the building easily, and the black mist lingering on the roof poured down like a waterfall, inhaling all of it into Yu Mei's palm.
In less than a minute before and after the whole process, the black fog on the roof disappeared, and Zhou Yi looked at this scene, a little unable to come back to his senses.
Yu Mei withdrew her hand and raised her eyebrows slightly: "Deal with it, we can go." ”
The look seemed to say, "How's it going?" Look stupid, right? You know how good your aunt is, right?
In fact, it's not that Yu Mei deliberately pretended to be forced in front of Zhou Yi, mainly because she was used to doing things efficiently.
China is so big, with such a population, and there are only a few soul messengers, in order to improve work efficiency, the black impermanence Yin Shu has taught her a lot.
Zhou Yi's gaze swept over Yu Mei's smug face, and he stopped on her hand for a while before nodding and saying, "Let's go......"
Zhang Tianbao seemed to be forgotten, silently following behind the two.
……
The location of the Zhouyi Feng Shui Museum is a little far away, and Yu Mei once again experienced the shaking feeling of taking the bus after a few years of absence.
Yu Mei bumped Zhou Yi's shoulder: "Eh, why don't you buy a car?" ”
Zhou Yi said without squinting: "No money." ”
That's the end of the conversation.
When the two of them arrived at Zhou Yi's Feng Shui Museum, it was already noon, and after Zhou Yi confessed to "someone called me", he went to the second floor to cook.
Yu Mei visited the Feng Shui Museum and saw that the incense candle was lit with a handful, and the misty smoke floated on her face, Yu Mei sighed in her heart: Although the incense candle is good, it is not as good as Zhou Yi's body......
Thinking of Zhou Yi, the incense candle in her hand became tasteless, she came to the door with the incense candle, Zhang Tianbao shrank at the door and did not dare to enter.
Just kidding, anything in the store is meant to ward off evil spirits, and if he goes in, he's a moving target and he'll be shot into a sieve.
"Would you like to smoke some incense?" Yu Mei said.
Zhang Tianbao tilted his head, exposed a bloody face, and asked curiously: "Big man, what's the use of this incense?" ”
Yu Mei fixed her gaze on the burning incense candle: "Fill your stomach." ”
Zhang Tianbao whispered: "But I'm not hungry......"
"Oh." Yu Mei turned around expressionlessly, she forgot that ghosts are not afraid of hunger, and only after she ate the red jade chair did she have five senses.
Zhang Tianbao looked at Yu Mei's back and faintly felt that she was angry, he thought about it carefully, didn't he say that wrong?
was in a daze, and Yu Mei's voice came again.
"You can't lure souls to find corpses during the day, you can't do it at night." After a pause, Yu Mei said again: "If you feel uncomfortable staying here, you can go to other places to hide, and I will contact you at night." ”
Zhang Tianbao almost jumped up with joy when he heard this, he didn't say it just now, it was very uncomfortable to stay here, just like a person who was short of oxygen, and he was about to faint.
Back in the store, Yu Mei sat down at the counter where Zhou Yi usually sits, and there was his breath here. She opened the drawer boredly, and saw that there were a few neat RMB pouts inside.
She didn't forget that Zhou Yi fought with her because of Gong's mother's business.
Yu Mei took a sip of him: "What a money fan." ”
It's a pity that Wei Qiancheng is not here, otherwise he will definitely add another sentence: "He is still an iron rooster with no hair!" ”