The guard guarded the corpse, and the four of them were afraid, and they didn't dare to play the cards, and they wanted to run but didn't dare to move, lest if anyone moved first, the old man would open his mouth and bite him.

But as soon as they stopped, the old man Ma became angry, with an angry face.

Among the four people who guarded the spirit, the eldest one understood that the old man Ma wanted them to continue to fight, so that they could enjoy watching the battle.

The one who understood it hurriedly gave the other three a look, and the other three also understood, and then these four juniors, wearing wet pants, sat honestly, and continued to play mahjong.

Although he is absent-minded, he must also fight, otherwise he will annoy the old man.

But absent-minded, playing cards is easy to light a cannon, if anyone lights a cannon, the old man is angry, he will not save face for you at all because you are a junior, he glared at the beads, raised his slap, and gave you a neck.

The worst thing was the young man.

The old man stared at his cards, and was beaten, even if he made a mistake.

Later, it was the grandson of the old man Ma, who came to bring hot water to the four people who guarded the spirit, and saw it before entering the mourning hall, standing like an invigilator, supervising the old man Ma who was playing cards with the four juniors.

The grandson of the old man is a water delivery worker.

The bucket of water in Guandi Temple was all moved in by him, so he is very familiar with Xu Laosan.

People often say that birds fly far away with Luan and phoenix, and people are virtuous and virtuous.

The water delivery worker has been in contact with Xu Laosan for a long time, and he is not too afraid.

First, the corpse was changed, it was his own grandfather, and second, there was a big thing, and Xu Daochang was also on top.

The water delivery worker remained silent, turned around and walked out of the house, and went to the Guandi Temple to smash the door.

At that time, Xu Laosan and I were arguing about what to eat the next morning, and I heard that there was a corpse change in the middle of the night, Xu Laosan took the guy and asked me to help him carry it, and took me to the old man's house.

I originally thought that after the corpse transformation, the zombie would bite people when it met them, and the water worker's house, even if it was not so miserable that the corpses were all over the field, there would be rivers of blood.

As a result, when I went to the scene, if it wasn't for Xu Laosan's glaring at me, I almost laughed.

The blood did not flow into a river, but the urine flowed all over the ground.

The four juniors who guarded the spirit were still stubborn, and under the supervision of the old man, they played mahjong stiffly, but when they saw the head of the Guandi Temple, the powerful Xu Daochang, they couldn't hold on anymore.

They threw away the mahjong in their hands, pulled out the chairs, and ran behind Xu Laosan.

Wet pants, because of the rush to run, the water is thrown out far away.

As soon as the old man saw that the game was about to break up, he widened his eyes and reached out to catch the young man who ran at the back.

As soon as Xu Laosan stretched out his hand, the peachwood sword was picked, and it poked the wrist of the old man.

Then Xu Laosan blocked the door of the mourning hall, separating the others from the old man.

When he was alive, Old Man Ma was addicted to the mahjong room, so he rarely went to Guandi Temple, and now that he is dead, he will not give Xu Laosan any face.

As soon as the old man flipped his wrist, he grabbed the peachwood sword.

Seeing that the old man Ma was about to twist the peach wood sword as soon as he turned his wrist, Xu Laosan touched it casually, touched the gold ingots on the ground in his hand, shook it at the old man, and said, "Brother, this is the money you won in the morning." ”

When the old man heard this, he didn't laugh angrily.

He let go of the peachwood sword with a flick of his hand, and then took the gold ingots in Xu Laosan's hand.

"Brother, it's the second half of the night, hurry up and rest, get up early tomorrow, let's play mahjong!" Xu Laosan said politely to the old man, and pointed to the spirit bed: "Go to bed quickly, don't delay playing mahjong tomorrow." ”

I originally thought that Xu Laosan would have a vicious fight with Old Man Ma.

I'm still going to watch a good show.

As a result, I didn't expect that when I heard Xu Laosan say this, the old man Ma was very obedient, turned around and walked towards the spirit bed, Xu Laosan threw the peach wood sword into my arms, stretched out his right hand, and slapped it vigorously on the back of the old man.

The old man was already stunned, and his reaction was a little sluggish.

And he had his back to Xu Laosan, so Xu Laosan's palm hit him on the back firmly.

The old man Ma was unbalanced under his feet, his body rushed forward, Xu Laosan hurriedly ran a step, caught up with the old man Ma, supported him, and prevented him from falling into a dog to gnaw mud, and then clenched his hand into an empty fist, and knocked lightly on the neck of the old man Ma.

A black gas erupted from the mouth of the old man.

That breath of black gas fell to the ground, and the white tiles were all burned yellow.

The black gas came out, Xu Laosan threw the old man on the spiritual bed, and said to the water delivery worker: "Hurry up, pull him to the crematorium overnight and line up, and strive to burn him first tomorrow morning." ”

The water delivery worker looked embarrassed and said that the formalities had not been completed.

Xu Laosan was on the wall next to him, tore off a piece of white paper, took out a pen, and on the white paper, Long Feifeng wrote a few lines of words, and the final payment was: Guandi Temple, Xu Sanye.

"Take my strips, and they'll burn them first." Xu Laosan said.

Among the onlookers, there are those who know the inside story, telling everyone that in our entire county, if anyone wants to burn the body first without completing the formalities, they must get a note written by one of the two people.

Over there in the crematorium, if you see these two people, even if you work overtime, you will be burned.

These two people, one is our Xu Daochang.

The other is the owner of the coffin shop in the county, but he is no longer the previous Boss Liang, Boss Liang has been dead for several months, and now the owner of the coffin shop is the only apprentice of Boss Liang, whose name is Sima Xiaowu.

Sima's compound surname is originally very forced, and Sima Xiaowu is also forced.

It is said that this person is very fond of pretending, and some people say that he is pretending to be crazy and stupid, and he has real skills.

Some people say that he doesn't understand bullshit, Boss Liang's Luban technique, he hasn't even learned it.

Xu Laosan commented on Sima Xiaowu for the first time: "No matter what you say, people have inherited Lao Liang's position, the chief scoop of carpenters within a radius of 100 miles, it is him, he has no real skills, Lao Liang can pass the seat to him!" ”

I'm just a student, and I'm not interested in Sima Xiaowu.

What I'm most concerned about is what happened to the old man.

"The old man can be transformed, just because after touching Tianhu's card, he died before he could settle the bill, although the soul went to the City God Temple to report, but there was a breath in his stomach, this breath is the black gas you see."

"When a person is alive, he must fight for a breath, and when he is dead, he must breathe a sigh of relief."

"If the qi is not exhausted, it is easy to be transformed."

"That breath was accumulated in the stomach of the corpse, extremely cold, yin, and the young man sneezed on his face, and a trace of yang in the sneeze blew into the seven orifices of the old man, yin and yang, and then the corpse changed."

"Fortunately, the young man, after sneezing, didn't take a sip."

"Otherwise, he will inhale the filthy yin qi, and he will have bad luck for at least three years, let alone playing mahjong in the future, even if he plays marbles with children, he will not be able to win within three years."

Listening to Xu Laosan say this, I understood.

The old man Ma was able to change his corpse because Tianhu didn't have time to settle the bill, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

So as soon as Xu Laosan arrived, he gave Old Man Ma a few gold ingots, straightened out his tone, and then took it out again.

The old man's corpse did not deteriorate seriously, and his anger dispersed, so he naturally lay down.

Xu Laosan told me again that although Qilu has no wisdom, he has instincts.

Before the old man Ma was alive, playing mahjong had become a part of his life, just like eating and sleeping, it became his instinct.

So after the corpse transformation, this instinct dominated him and made him have a great interest in mahjong.

Otherwise, none of the four who keep the spirit will survive.

I learned an important thing from this.

It is easy for the living not to blow and sneeze on the dead body, let alone take a breath when facing the dead body face to face.

And Xu Laosan has also changed a lot after this incident.

He kind of likes to play mahjong anymore.

Let's not talk about Xu Laosan and mahjong, and continue to tell our story.

After a sneeze hit the bearded man's face, I was terrified, although the bearded man was a heartless corpse, and it was difficult for a corpse to change, but in the bearded man's body, there were wine lice running around.

In case the wine lice suck up my yang energy, it's in trouble!