Chapter 416: Poisonous Nettext Heavenly Master [Third Update]
Soon, everyone boarded the bus.
The mighty convoy drove directly to Jinling Airport.
Inside the bus, one by one the heavenly masters seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and there were many discussions, and there was no quiet meaning at all.
Bai Xiaofeng couldn't sleep, looking at the rapidly regressing scenery outside the car window.
Subconsciously, he mobilized his soul blood to sense Pippi's location and distance, and made sure that he didn't follow too closely, so he was relieved.
Maybe it's because the Heavenly Master Alliance has arranged it in advance.
When the bus arrived at the airport, it drove directly into the tarmac.
Then it stopped in front of three planes.
"Everyone, get off the bus and board the plane."
One of the deacons in the lead, the Celestial Master, shouted.
One by one, the Heavenly Masters got off the bus and boarded the plane according to the arrangement of the deacon Heavenly Master.
Bai Xiaofeng looked at the plane in front of him excitedly, rubbing his hands, this was his first time on a plane.
In the past, when he followed the unscrupulous master to the north and south, no matter who he was going to help, the unscrupulous master was under the title of poor, and he took him on the train, or he sat straight and straight.
"Huh! Strange, I used to watch it on TV, didn't it have to go through a very complicated procedure to take a plane? Bai Xiaofeng scratched his head, a little suspicious.
"Little brother, it's the first time you take a plane, don't you understand?" A man in his thirties on the side smiled, then simply put his arm around Bai Xiaofeng's shoulders and said in a low voice, "We have the Heavenly Master Alliance covering, what procedures do we still have?" Besides, there are nearly 600 people, if we go through the program, at least half of them will not be able to board the plane, and if each of us shows a hand, we will all have to stay on the ground honestly, and no one will be able to go to the sky. ”
Bai Xiaofeng suddenly realized that the characteristic of the Heavenly Master Alliance to accept people is that those who come do not refuse, and the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods dare to swallow them into the organization.
It is estimated that the qualification of this "True Dragon Tianjiao Order" has no requirements in this regard.
Among the people present, there may be no one who is an evil cultivator whose hands are stained with blood.
"Thank you, big brother, for your advice." He turned to the man and said a word, taking a closer look at it in passing.
The man was dressed in a somewhat sloppy, wide, crumpled shirt and trousers, a pair of fluffy leather shoes, unkempt hair, and glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle.
The man was a little thin and pale, but his eyes were very bright, but he glanced left and right from time to time, revealing an extremely obscene temperament.
After a closer look, Bai Xiaofeng was speechless, when this man put his arms around his shoulders, he was still padding, with a posture that I was struggling with, but I was working hard.
Bai Xiaofeng said: "Big brother, you are a little tired in this posture, right?" ”
"Not tired, not tired at all." The man waved his hand and smiled, "I'm a third-grade heavenly master, this action is a piece of cake." ”
"......" Bai Xiaofeng.
He looked down at the man's leather shoes and said, "But the shoes are wasted." ”
"Ouch, I'll go!" The man shuddered, hurriedly let go of Bai Xiaofeng's shoulder, bent down and spit on the palm of his right hand, wiped the fluffy leather shoe uppers with a distressed face, and muttered distressedly: "Oops...... This is my hand, it can't be wrinkled, it can't be wrinkled. ”
The corners of Bai Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, a dignified third-grade heavenly master, mixed to this point, there is really no one.
When he followed his master to the north and south before, he had seen a lot, and some charlatans who didn't know anything about it could be full of oil in this industry.
At this time, the man stood up and patted Bai Xiaofeng's shoulder with a smile: "Brother, I think you're good, why don't you team up together when you compete?" ”
"Teaming up?" Bai Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, "Can you still form a team in the competition?" ”
The man smiled and said: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Hu Pengfei, Dapeng spreads his wings and soars to 90,000 miles, brother, what is your name?" ”
"......" Bai Xiaofeng.
This guy in front of him, where did he get his confidence?
Dapeng spreads its wings for 90,000 miles?
Ninety Thousand Miles doesn't bring such waste shoes, right?
After thinking about it, I am indeed very unfamiliar with the "True Dragon Tianjiao Order", and it is quite good to have someone to participate in the competition and lead the way.
Bai Xiaofeng smiled: "My name is Bai Xiaofeng." ”
"Xiaofeng?" Hu Pengfei pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "This name is very chic, what does it mean?" A sparrow flies on a branch and becomes a phoenix? Reborn from the ashes? ……”
Seeing Hu Pengfei obsessively exploring his name, Bai Xiaofeng was in a mess when he landed.
Blame me for the name?
Who knows why an unscrupulous master would have such a chic name?
He had heard Master say before that this name was chosen by his dead ghost parents, maybe it was a random nonsense when his parents quarreled?
After all, there are no fewer scenes on TV about choosing children's names and quarreling.
"Big brother, what do you do at your job?" Bai Xiaofeng forcibly interrupted Hu Pengfei.
Hu Pengfei pushed his glasses and said proudly: "I am a writer, a writer engaged in online creation. ”
"Writing online articles?" Bai Xiaofeng said, when he used to herd cattle with Erzhuzi in the village, Erzhuzi liked to watch those on the Internet when he was idle, and he smiled like a second fool when he looked at it.
"Nope! It's a writer! Hu Pengfei's face was full of pride, and his eyes flashed, "Don't look at my brother's appearance, but my brother has thousands of fans on the Internet." Those fans read my brother's book, and sometimes they can't help but give my brother a reward, they are very generous, and they are more than a dozen yuan casually, enough for my brother to buy a lot of instant noodles, and it is very beautiful. ”
Bai Xiaofeng raised his hand and rubbed his braincase, his braincase hurt, it really hurts.
A good heavenly master is inappropriate, what kind of online article do you write?
Liars can eat with their mouths full of oil under the banner of yin and yang, and the big brother in front of him is still a three-grade heavenly master, and he is stunned to get on the road to the Internet, and he is making instant noodles every day, which is obviously off track.
At this time, a deacon Heavenly Master shouted: "Bai Xiaofeng, board the plane." ”
Bai Xiaofeng hurriedly greeted the Netwen Heavenly Master in front of him, and then ran towards the plane behind the deacon Heavenly Master.
But as soon as he ran two steps, the deacon Heavenly Master shouted again: "Hu Pengfei, board the plane." ”
"......" Bai Xiaofeng.
I can't run away, so I have to form this wonderful big brother in the team.
Really.
As soon as the thought came to mind, Hu Pengfei quickly caught up with him and said with a smile: "Brother die, fate, fate is destined for the two of us to form a team." ”
Bai Xiaofeng smiled noncommittally and did not refute.
After boarding the plane, because there was no boarding pass and air ticket, everyone just looked for a seat casually.
Bai Xiaofeng found a window seat and sat down, while Hu Pengfei sat next to him.
As soon as he sat down, Hu Pengfei pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "Brother die, do you have any plans to write online articles?" Let me tell you, there are many benefits to our online literature industry, such as ......"
"Big brother, didn't you just talk about teaming?" Bai Xiaofeng looked embarrassed and hurriedly interrupted: "Anyway, this game is all participated in alone, how can you form a team?" ”
"Teaming up? That's a long story. Hu Pengfei's expression was solemn, and then he suddenly grinned: "Let's talk about the online article, wait for my brother to finish speaking, Brother Bai, you are definitely interested in joining." ”
Bai Xiaofeng's whole person was not good when he boarded.
This big brother is obviously poisonous!
Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it either.
He raised his hand and took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, and slapped it on Hu Pengfei's chest in an atmospheric manner: "One hundred yuan reward, let's talk about teaming." ”
Hu Pengfei was stunned and held a hundred red banknotes, and his hands trembled a little excitedly: "Atmosphere, Brother Bai is really atmospheric, this is enough for my living expenses for ten days, and I can also add a root intestine." ”
Syllable!
Bai Xiaofeng slapped his head, turned his head to look out the window, and said in his heart: MMP!
Mo Fang, also, I continue to write.
It's very slow.,I have to run to the toilet several times in the middle of writing a chapter.,I'm sorry guys.,Guys go to bed first.,Let's get up tomorrow and read it again.。
(End of chapter)