Chapter 60: On the Horror of Being a Foolish Soldier
"I'm driving me crazy! I can't wait to become a zombie and go undercover! I didn't expect to be so sleepy that someone sent a pillow. The two killing gods touched each other, let's pick up the heads behind us, what is the point of getting a few spars? Tell the two killing gods well, maybe they can give us a job! The captain's eyebrows flew up, and the whole person was about to jump.
"Sir, calm and calm." The lieutenant slammed on the accelerator and chased after the military vehicle, whose tail could only be seen.
Everyone was excited to discuss.
"The God of Killing has cleared the road for us in front, and this road is very safe."
"That's right, in the past, when we got to this road, it began to stagnate, there were too many zombies, and we couldn't use weapons of large-scale destruction, even the bullets were in limited supply, and when we ran out, we had to fight with bayonets and fight for our lives. Although the protective clothing on our body is very strong and can withstand the teeth and sharp claws of zombies, it is still a bit bulky after all, which affects combat effectiveness. really met a tough zombie, and it was torn apart in two clicks. Every time I go out, I am ready to sacrifice, and today I am lucky, and I am safe and stable all day. ”
"That's right, I really hope that these killing gods go crazy every day, so that we can be relaxed and safe."
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"I hiss, sir! Someone is even crazier than you! The soldier looked at the corpses scattered all over the ground, and was stunned and speechless.
Click, click, this is the sound of Cao Mingxiu's neck slowly turning, and his gaze slowly turned to the soldier.
"What did you just say?" Yin Compassion was fierce, and a very hoarse voice sounded.
The soldier didn't feel the danger of his head being in danger, he watched the commander turn his gaze to him, the commander who was driving, the commander who drove the military car out of the Ferrari, didn't look at the road, God! If you don't look at the road while driving, you're going to kill the whole car!
"Ahh I'm going to die! Sir, turn your face back! Look at the road! The GI screamed in terror.
Cao Mingxiu felt that he had been insulted by his own big-headed soldiers, and then insulted his own driving skills, and was very annoyed, and before the flames of his anger could be ignited, the big-headed soldiers, who were very afraid of death, pressed his head with both hands and turned his face to the road ahead.
The Big-Headed soldier gasped hard, feeling that he was out of danger of death.
The adjutant in the back seat of the car saw the fierce operation of the big head soldier, and felt that he couldn't get up in one breath, he seemed to have seen the big head soldier splashed with blood on the spot, and even predicted his sacrificial posture, and the adjutant carefully curled himself up into a ball, trying to stay away from the aftermath of the explosion.
Cao Mingxiu almost couldn't believe it, his incomparably noble head had just been twisted! Is it!
How could anyone be so bold!
Very well, Big-Head, you've managed to get Ben's attention!
"Soldier, your name." Leave your name before you die! Short-lived big-headed soldiers!
I don't know why the soldier suddenly had a cold neck, and subconsciously replied: "Qin Mingzhu." ”
“...... What the? "Qin Mingzhu?!
Pearl? Cao Mingxiu almost couldn't get up in one breath, he looked at the tall and sturdy body of the soldier, where is this pearl?! It's a pig, isn't it!!
The soldier's round eyes looked at the commander inexplicably, and then he suddenly remembered something, and said angrily: "It's Mingzhu!" My dad said that this name has the feeling of a very elegant person, not the pearl of the little girl! The tones are all different! ”
Cao Mingxiu's profound facial features twisted into a ball, and he carefully looked at his newly mentioned big soldier. The face is white and pure, and he is angry at this moment, and his face is red, really like a little piglet! If you look at his strong body, and his brain, which has almost no brain cells, it is a pig. Thinking about it like this, I don't feel angry at all.
Cao Mingxiu muttered in his heart, this is the personal guard selected for him, it is his pig, oh no, it is his soldier. As his soldier, there is no need to be too smart, you have to listen to his command anyway, thinking so, there is slowly a trace of old fatherly kindness on his face.
He patted his big head soldier and said in a kind tone: "If you follow me, you will be my soldier." Ben Dashao will treat you well! ”
The big-headed soldier was cold, why did he have a feeling that Colonel Cao was actually saying, "You will be my pig in the future, I will fatten you up and kill you again"! Glancing at the kind smile on Cao Mingxiu's handsome face, the big head soldier couldn't help but suspect that it was his own delusion! Although the commander is a little crazy, he should still be very good for his soldiers.
Right?
Senior Colonel Cao glanced at his newly baked personal guard, and said calmly: "When you go down for a while, you follow me." ”
The guards looked disapproving: "How can this work?" ”
Colonel Cao was slightly relieved in his heart, this is worried about the danger of this big and young, and he was just about to open his mouth to show that his force value is very high, don't worry, you just need to follow me and watch me Buddha block and kill Buddha and demon block and kill demons.
The guards gave him a critical blow in time!
"So dangerous! I'm just a creep! I can't cope with such a big scene! At this time, we are going deep into the zombie camp, although there is a killing god in front of us to clean up, but it is difficult to ensure that there is no fish that slips through the net, besides, you will face to face with that killing god for a while, what can you do if you hurt me, I am an old man and a ......" The guard obediently closed his mouth in Colonel Cao's eyes that were about to burst into flames.
Colonel Cao only felt that he had never been so hot in his life, and the flames of anger were simply burning!
Hula all at once! The military uniform on Colonel Cao's body was on fire, the flames were not big, but the temperature in the car instantly rose.
"Mom! Sir, you're on fire! No, sir, you're on fire! The tall body of the guard was very flexible and away from the burning Colonel Cao, and the whole person was almost attached to the car window, and then he realized that his movements were inappropriate, looking at the small flames burning on Colonel Cao's body, his face was full of sacrifice and death, and he took off his military uniform, and began to fight the flames with his military uniform.
Colonel Cao was suddenly confused by a huge military uniform, and he seemed to be able to hear the buzzing of his brain, oh no, that idiot! He even called his head with a military uniform!
Yes! My baby's head is so defiled! I was beaten by my pig!
The adjutant saw the chickens and dogs jumping in front of him, and his heart was so frightened that he couldn't beat anymore, so he picked up the fire extinguisher in the back of the car and sat on the back of the car, and puffed at Colonel Cao.
With a smack of brakes!
The whole world was silent. It's so quiet that it's hairy.
The lieutenant, who was almost thrown away by Colonel Cao, was still very surprised, why Colonel Cao suddenly stopped. He chased hard all the way, and he chased the cigarette tightly at the back of the car.