Chapter 14: Monsters
Tong Xiaolai was depressed and could not get out of the shadow of broken love. The sky above him was always gray and overcast.
However, what Tong Xiaolai didn't expect was that Xia Yuxuan was not affected at school, she still had to do what she should do, and what she ate was delicious, so good that it couldn't be better.
Tong Xiaolai suspected that her heart must have been made of hard heart, she was so sad, but she had nothing to do. Even if you kill a thousand enemies, you can't damage yourself by eight hundred, that little meaning, one or two hundred must be there. But Xia Yuxuan didn't have it at all and was not affected in any way.
This matter, after all, Tong Xiaolai missed the date first, and he can't blame others.
So in order to save her heart, Tong Xiaolai prepared a basket of plans! Tong Xiaolai went out.
Tong Xiaolai first implemented the first article, Plan A.
Plan A: Throw bricks and lead jade, put death and then live.
The so-called throwing bricks and attracting jade, putting death and then rejuvenating, is that when she is angry, she simply does not coax, but uses the way of appreciation to appreciate the beauty when she is angry.
With static braking, let her know that even when she is angry, she is the most beautiful, so as to achieve the effect of surprise and unpreparedness, and instantly disintegrate her offensive. Through comprehensive scoring, Tong Xiaolai felt that the feasible index was three stars, but there was an eighty percent chance of being killed.
But what Tong Xiaolai didn't expect was that Xia Yuxuan actually ignored his existence, so this trick was useless.
Plan A failed, and Tong Xiaolai immediately prepared Plan B. If he doesn't reach his goal, he won't give up.
Plan B: Labor and money, local tyrants special law.
Shoot her a million directly, and tell her, take it and spend it, and you won't be allowed to come back if you don't spend it! Let her know that in his eyes, she is the most important thing, and he can disdain all this money!
The viability index is four stars, but he needs to sell a few kidneys first. If he had so many kidneys.
I saw Tong Xiaolai holding a banknote in his hand, wearing a flowing black coat, sunglasses, and a scarf, and appeared generously.
I saw him take out the banknote, slapped it in front of Xia Yuxuan, didn't blink his eyes, and said angrily: "This ten yuan, you can treat it as one million, take it and spend it!" Don't come back until you finish it! ”
However, when Xia Yuxuan took out twenty yuan to send him away, Tong Xiaolai said, great, I earned it again!
Plan B failed, and Tong Xiaolai prepared Plan C again.
That is, let go of obsession and take the initiative to admit mistakes. Five stars on the viable index, if the skin is thick enough.
Tong Xiaolai "chirped", knelt in front of her, took the initiative to admit his mistakes, repented and reformed, and fought to be a new person.
However, Xia Yuxuan didn't buy it, and Tong Xiaolai's trick failed again.
These three tricks are the secrets of the upper level martial arts that Tong Xiaolai has always hidden, and they are generally not easy to show, and they are used and cherished.
Three days later, at noon, at a restaurant table outside the school.
Tong Xiaolai cried to his brothers: "Brothers, do you say, this woman's heart is all made of iron? Why am I so upset, but she isn't sad at all? I'm out of love. ”
The fat man comforted: "Big brother, what is your falling out of love, I don't even have anyone who wants to fall out of love now, I want to cry even more, and I am even more sad." ”
However, persuaded and persuaded, the fat man himself wanted to cry.
"Can you two do it?" Half a meter road.
"It's been a few days, my phone is out of battery, and she still doesn't answer my calls. As soon as I pick up my phone now, even the phone starts to bother me, and whenever I want to press the dial button, it keeps getting stuck there, not moving. ”
Tong Xiaolai scooped up a spoonful of soup from the bowl and said, "Our relationship is now like this bowl of soup, it has become lighter. ”
Seeing that Tong Xiaolai was sad like this, Banmi persuaded: "Big brother, if you feel uncomfortable, you can cry." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Big brother, you must know that it is so difficult to be a man, it is so difficult to be a man, and there are some difficulties, and there are answers only after you have gone through them. I have to say that this love is like a cup of poisoned wine, and someone will always die and live for it. Big brother, if you want to be sad, cry. After Erpang finished speaking, he found that he could actually say such philosophical words, and he was really amazed that he was educated.
After hearing this, Tong Xiaolai collapsed even more: "I'm already crying now, are you bullying me for having small eyes and can't see it?" ”
After the fat man observed, he found: "Big brother, but you don't have tears, it means that your heart is not hurt enough." ”
"Poof!"
Tong Xiaolai squirted out all the rice.
"This wants to kill me, isn't that enough? It's okay, I'll die in front of her in a moment. Tong Xiaolai said.
Tong Xiaolai sprayed the rice happily, but the half meter sitting opposite him suffered, and I saw that there were more grains of rice on his face than in his bowl.
Half a meter chased him and ran the whole street in order to chase him.
But they soon returned.
"Why didn't you run away?" The fat man asked.
Banmi replied honestly: "I'm hungry, I can't run." ”
No matter how Tong Xiaolai tried to find death and life, the old man sitting on the side was as calm as a person on the road, and he didn't eat the fireworks of the world.
He glanced at Tong Xiaolai, saw that he was not dead, and continued to bury his head in eating.
Tong Xiaolai sat down and continued to complain: "What can be easily shed is not tears, it is water, if you want to cry but can't cry, that is the blood and tears that hurt terribly." I'm like I've been shot now. I found that my heart was clogged with blood, and you said, if I gouged my heart out, wouldn't it be better? Tong Xiaolai took the spoon and started to dig when he spoke, and he said to dig it.
"Eh, big brother, don't." The fat man hurriedly stopped, put down the spoon in his hand and said, "Big brother, don't, this spoon will be compensated if it is broken." ”
"I'll fuck you!" Tong Xiaolai scolded him angrily.
However, looking at the benevolent brother next to him who was only immersed in eating, Tong Xiaolai suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness.
The fat man reminded: "Hey, hey, old man, don't eat it, big brother is going crazy." ”
I saw that the old man finished eating, put another bowl of soup, and still said calmly: "You just let him go crazy, I will pay if the spoon is broken." This is a monster, and if he doesn't be a demon for a day, he is uncomfortable. ”
Tong Xiaolai glared at him coldly and killed him with his eyes.
The old man was not affected in the slightest, he should still eat, drink, and do what he should do.
"Alas~"
Not long after, the frustrated Tong Xiaolai looked at the sky stupidly.
At this moment, the blue sky and white clouds in the sky have all turned into Xia Yuxuan's smile at him. The pain of breaking out of the cocoon into a butterfly seems to have turned Tong Xiaolai into a poet, a crazy poet.
The calmness of the old man allows him to maintain a kind of concentration even when he is eating. He spotted movement from afar.
The old man glanced at the street around the corner, and finally took the initiative to speak, and said to Tong Xiaolai: "Poet, look who is coming?" ”
The sullen Tong Xiaolai said disdainfully: "Who? "He doesn't want to pay attention to anyone now.
The fat man also took advantage of the situation and said, "Who's it?" , who can't walk like this? ”
The fat man couldn't help but come out and take a look.
As soon as he saw the people on the street, the fat man's eyes immediately lit up, and he pushed Tong Xiaolai and said in surprise: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, sister-in-law." The eldest brother is the sister-in-law! ”
As soon as he heard that it was Xia Yuxuan, Tong Xiaolai just wanted to be excited, but quickly calmed down again.
"Hmph."
Tong Xiaolai moved his butt calmly, and said in a disdainful tone: "Fatty, the eldest brother is the eldest brother, the sister-in-law is the sister-in-law, and the eldest brother is not the sister-in-law." What a fuss. ”
"Big brother, when is this, are you still in the mood to play word games with me?"
I saw that Tong Xiaolai was arrogant, his eyes didn't look down, and he said arrogantly: "Who is the eldest brother, the body of ten thousand gold, why do you want to love a flower?" "That's right, that's how confident it is.
"Big brother, isn't it comfortable to slap your face?" The fat man said.
"Get out!"
The fat man looked down the street again, and he seemed to find something.
The fat man watched while broadcasting the live broadcast: "Big brother, but there seems to be someone else around her." ”
"Well, what?" Tong Xiaolai was excited, "Others, how can you be a person?" Male or female? ”
"Big brother, I saw it, it's a man. It seems that there is more than one. ”
"What! It's only been a few days since someone else, she thought she was selling tires, so many spare tires. Tong Xiaolai is not calm.
"Big brother, I don't believe you."
"Just look, who's afraid of whom."
Tong Xiaolai said that he also came over.
Tong Xiaolai also poked her head out and found that there were other people around her.
Tong Xiaolai looked at it and said contemptuously: "Who is that pug next to her?" Tong Xiaolai was angry when he saw that guy.
Tong Xiaolai didn't agree with the fat man when he said this, and retorted: "Big brother, why are you scolding?!" That's Mu Lingyi, people are usually very good to you! ”
"You are blind, who asked you Mu Lingyi. I'm asking the one on your left, the man. Tong Xiaolai aimed the fat man's head at Xia Yuxuan's left.
It turned out that Xia Yuxuan was followed by two people, one was a man and the other was Mu Lingyi.
However, Tong Xiaolai suddenly woke up and said, "Eh, fat man, it's not right. I just listened to your tone, and you were actually angry. You were actually angry with Big Brother just now! And the reason why you are angry is actually because, Mu, Ling, Yi! Fatty, you can't be a crush on someone, right? You like people, don't you? ”
"Uh......"
The fat man choked up, holding his face, embarrassed to say.
Tong Xiaolai saw it: "Wow, you are a fat man, don't look at your usual silence, at a critical time, you will roar on the ground!" I'm underestimating you. ”
The fat man shy and hidden: "No, no, no, no." I don't have one. ”
"I don't have it. Okay, fat man, don't hide it, you can hide it from others, can you still hide it from your big brother? Big brother has fiery eyes, and he knows with his eyes closed that you have a few flowery intestines.
"You kid has a good eye. Mu Lingyi is good everywhere, but unfortunately it is a little worse than my Xia Yuxuan. ”
"Big brother, I don't like to hear you say that. People are obviously cute, sensible, and well-behaved, and so beautiful, much better than the barbaric scholars you know to learn all day long. ”
"You're blind. Which eye did you see that Mu Lingyi was more beautiful than Xia Yuxuan? And I just like the savage and domineering scholars, what's wrong? Besides, where are people barbaric, you are barbaric! ”
"Mu Lingyi is beautiful!"
"Xia Yuxuan is beautiful!"
"Mu Lingyi is beautiful!"
"Xia Yuxuan is beautiful!"
"Mu Lingyi is beautiful!"
"Xia Yuxuan is beautiful!"
"No one can say my goddess, ah, I fought with you!"
The two of them were a goddess, and they started fighting while talking. For the sake of their respective goddesses, both sides vowed not to give up.
"Mu Lingyi is beautiful!"
"Xia Yuxuan is beautiful!"
"Mu Lingyi is beautiful!"
"Xia Yuxuan is beautiful!"
"Mu! Spirit! Depend on! ”
"Summer! Rain! Day lily! ”
……
Finally, in the midst of an argument, the three came over.
Seeing the goddess coming, the two people who were fighting immediately stopped, one with one panda eye, and sat in their respective seats.
The fat man deliberately glanced out again, to see if they were here?
But after getting closer, the fat man finally knew who the pug Tong Xiaolai was talking about.