Chapter 64: I'll Tease You
Say, you're here to, and I'm just going to a few people.
The corners of Liu Hanlong's mouth twitched: "? ”
"Yes."
The person guarding the public toilet glanced at a few people: "You are out of town, you can't and pee anywhere in our outer city!" If you want to go to the toilet, you can go to the public toilet, and you don't charge money and give out straw paper for free. ”
"It's pretty unusual."
Li Muqing's face was full of doubts, this kind of thing is not new, and there are people in the Zhou Emperor, but this is the first time he has heard of the public toilet, and the quality of the Qianguo people is so high?
"So you want to go to the toilet conveniently, all of you come to this public toilet?"
The toilet keeper said: "No, it's a felony to defecate in our place, you must not do such a thing!" ”
"What if I did?" Ye Hongxue asked subconsciously.
I saw the other party's face full of expressions that he didn't want to mention: "Then you have to be careful that Zhao Demon comes to sew you py." ”
Everyone felt the chrysanthemum tighten.
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Liu Hanlong said: "Who is Demon Zhao?" ”
"That's a devil!"
The toilet keeper was frightened: "There was once a man who defecated in front of him. That guy directly sewed up the man's py with a needle and thread! ”
"I'm grass! There are still such inhuman guys in the world! Li Muqing was shocked.
The other party nodded again and again: "Not really." ”
In fact, this is all the result of rumors, Zhao Kang didn't really do that needlework in the first place, it was all spread by frightened people, and after a long time, Zhao Kang became the demon who likes needlework.
And the people who spread rumors, one of them said more truth than the other, just like they were the ones who were sewn up.
As a result, the people in the outer city now, the children in the family are disobedient, and they will use Zhao Kang to scare them.
That's a great deal!
Mr. Zhang came back to his senses and hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask Your Excellency, this public toilet was made by that Zhao Demon?" ”
The other party nodded and said: "It was handled by His Royal Highness the Prince and Zhao Demon, don't you say it, since there is this public toilet, there are no open defecation people on the street, it is really a lot easier to breathe, and you don't have to worry about stepping on while walking!" ”
Having received the desired answer, the crowd did not linger any longer, but returned to the state guesthouse.
Back at the residence, leaving Liu Hanlong and Ye Hongxue behind, Mr. Zhang called Li Muqing: "Your Highness." ”
"What's wrong with sir? I looked a little worried from just now. Li Muqing asked.
Mr. Zhang said: "His Royal Highness, the prince of this Qianguo, we need to pay more attention. ”
"Why?" Li Muqing seemed a little unimpressed, although today's events surprised him a little.
Mr. Zhang said: "The move of the public toilet in Qianguo seems to be just a trivial matter, but it contains the way of education, which shows that His Royal Highness the prince of Qianguo is not an ordinary man." ”
Li Muqing raised his spirit when he heard it: "Will Mr. Zhang be serious?" ”
Mr. Zhang shook his head: "No, the public toilet I saw today is that this prince of Qianguo is changing the bad habits of the people and improving the morality of the people, which is education." In the past, we only thought that the empress of Qianguo was both civil and military, but now it seems that this prince is also extraordinary. ”
"No matter how amazing the empress Xiao Linglong is, but in the final analysis, she is a woman, and one day she will hand over the throne, if the throne of Qianguo falls into the hands of this prince, then Qianguo will become a threat in the long run, and this person will be the master of Qianguo from the public toilet alone."
Li Muqing was very surprised, it was the first time he saw Mr. Zhang give such a high evaluation to a person, and he was also vigilant in his heart: "Mu Qing has been taught, since he is in Qianguo at the moment, then this person must meet after all, Mr. Don't worry too much, then you can know if it is a dragon or a worm." ”
Mr. Zhang nodded, and his eyes gradually became cold: "Earlier, the old man thought that this trip was deceitful, but now it seems that this Qianguo is in danger!" It must be suppressed in the cradle. ”
Li Muqing's face was overjoyed when he heard this: "Then thank you, sir." ”
"This is the duty of the courtiers. His Highness seriously. ”
Inside the Imperial City, the Imperial Study.
Xiao Linglong only felt that her heart couldn't calm down, and looked at the green mandarin duck on the side: "That group of people have arrived?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty, it's here. Stayed at the State Guesthouse, went out during the period but did not stay long, and soon went back. However, King Ning sent an invitation to the three of them. ”
"King Ning sent them an invitation?" Xiao Linglong frowned.
The green mandarin nodded and said, "That's right, tonight is the day of the opening of the noble hall." ”
"In this case, you go and call Xuan Ce." Xiao Linglong said, as if she had a thought in her heart.
……
It was dusk in a flash
The original Chunfeng Tower has been hung with a new plaque.
Noble Hall.
The door opened suddenly, and a red carpet rolled out from the aristocratic hall to the opposite side of the street, and ten beautiful women in white gauze walked out on the left and right sides.
The shopkeeper of the original Chunfeng Building sat behind a long table, and he was the one who recorded the guests.
Approaching the time when the invitation was written, a rich man with his wife and daughter came straight to the noble hall in the distance, handed over his invitation with a smile on his face, and put down a hundred taels of silver tickets as a congratulatory gift for the opening of the noble hall.
When the shopkeeper saw it, he hurriedly shouted at the top of his voice: "Your Excellency has arrived!" Rice merchant Wang Conglin congratulated the opening of the Noble Hall and gave one hundred taels of silver! ”
The housekeeper of the Ning Palace's Mansion hurriedly walked out with a smile on his face: "Lord Wang is here, please come inside." ”
Wang Conglin was a little flattered, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Steward Wu, how can I let you greet it in person!" ”
This is the steward of King Ning's Mansion! As the old saying goes, the prime minister's concierge has seven grades, not to mention that he is also a prince's housekeeper!
Zhao Kang's arrangement made Wang Conglin, a businessman, feel more face-saving!
Steward Wu smiled and said: "The prince said, all the guests who can come today are his distinguished guests, and he will naturally be entertained well, your lady Wang Qianjin, please come in quickly!" ”
Immediately afterwards, someone came over and handed over the invitation, it was a famous cloth merchant in the imperial capital, and Steward Wu hurriedly received it, and Wang Conglin, the rich businessman who had a cloth business all over the country also felt that his face was too big today, and he could let the steward of the palace come out to greet him.
Third floor.
Listening to the voice of the shopkeeper below, Zhao Kang smiled and said, "I'm afraid I can receive a lot of this congratulatory gift today." ”
"The big head is still behind." Xiao Feiyu walked over from the window with a red light on his face, as if he had seen countless pieces of silver beckoning to him.
looked at Zhao Kang and said, "Lao Zhao will let you go later!" ”
"Damn, Lao Tzu, a supplier, still has to do this work, tossing people? Aren't you afraid of my stage fright and crotch pulling? Zhao Kang rolled his eyes, he knew that he would not agree to divide the account four or six.
Xiao Feiyu snorted and looked at Zhao Kang: "You don't even dare to fuck you, you are afraid of this kind of small scene?" If I want to see it, you can only take it, and no one else has the guts! ”
"Well, then Lao Tzu will let them see what it means to cut leeks today! By the way, that guy doesn't know how to goof, right? ”
Xiao Feiyu: "Don't worry, I just checked, and I memorized all the lines you gave!" ”
Zhao Kang: "That's good! ”