"Knock...... ......"I was sleeping soundly, but I heard the window as if something was being put up, and I couldn't stop making a rhythmic sound, I rubbed my eyes and sat up, and sure enough, there was a thin figure on the window."

"Huh?" In the middle of the night, who will it be? I walked to the window and looked at the silhouette of this bamboo pole, which looked a bit like a dragon well, and I hurriedly asked, "Who?" ”

"Silly roe deer, open the window." Sure enough, it was Longjing's lazy voice: "The god knows that you don't sleep well, and I really don't want to see it, so I told you to open the door by yourself." ”

This Longjing, you haven't seen my sleeping appearance, so you want to accuse me of sleeping poorly. I pursed my mouth, so I had to put on my shirt, opened the window, and the dragon well rolled in like a ball of cotton, as if I didn't even bother to take a step, and a pair of eyes looked at me brightly, and said, "Is there anything to eat?" ”

Melon slices also rushed in, shouting, "Meat! Meat! ”

I wondered, "Isn't there an offering to the Dragon God?" How did you come hungry like this, and come in the middle of the night to find food? ”

"What do you know?" Long Jing said with a bang: "I made an appointment with Ergouzi today, and I want to go to the Lechuan River to fight." How can you do it if you don't eat enough! ”

Longjing's stomach has always been like a bottomless pit that cannot be filled, and he can't eat enough food no matter how much food he has. Still, to fight? I hurriedly asked, "Dragon God, what happened?" ”

Long Jing pushed me away, lay on the bed, and said angrily: "Ergouzi, that idiot, I want to have a contest between gods and gods. The god was bored and decided to fight. ”

It sounded like the situation was very bad, and it would be bad if both sides were defeated, so I had to say: "But, didn't you and your second son grow up together as children, and the two best friends want to fight?" Is it okay to have something to say? ”

Long Jing regarded my kind words and persuasion as the wind in his ears, and said with a straight face: "Is the second dog the kind of person who listens to persuasion!" You just take what you eat and that's it. Go quickly, go quickly, God wants to eat meat! ”

I had no choice, so I went downstairs to get the meat, and the melon slices fell on my shoulder and followed me down, shouting: "Hot pot!" Chafing dish! ”

I was afraid that the melon slices would wake up my father and mother, so I hurriedly "shh ”

Gua Pian snorted and said: "Why else, isn't it the love of Chen Sesame and Rotten Grain, he can't chew it with a hoof tendon, turning over and over, it's all the same, the second son heard that the nine-tailed fox clan has a grudge against the underworld, so he took refuge in the Dragon God, and I also heard that the incense piece is also obsessed with the Dragon God, so he didn't show up for a long time, he couldn't swallow this breath, so he wanted to have a fight with the Dragon God, which is understandable." ”

"I see......," I sighed, went to the kitchen to get the meat and pot, and said, "I have a lot of grievances, and I don't know when it will pass." ”

"It's not good to pass! It's not good to pass! Melon Pian shouted: "Unless the incense slice appears!" Unless the incense piece appears! ”

Boil the water, sprinkle the meat slices, vermicelli, mushrooms, green vegetables, it became a very simple hot pot, adjust the sauce, and bring it upstairs, Longjing is a pair of eyes flashing green, took the chopsticks full of pots of fiddling, not long after carefully selected out a bowl, was about to eat, melon slices were busy flattering and shouted: "Dragon God, eat meat!" Eat meat! ”

Long Jing was probably in a good mood today, picked up a green vegetable and said, "I see that you are also pitiful, so I will reward you with this!" ”

The melon slice was very disappointed and said, "I want to eat pork belly!" ”

"No way!" Long Jing categorically took back the green vegetables and said, "You don't know how to lift, you love to eat or not!" He snorted and ate it, and inhaled the cold air directly.

I asked worriedly, "Lord Dragon, how are you going to fight with the second son?" Could it be that they are fighting each other? ”

"That's not it," Long Jing shook his head and said, "Well, if you have to say it, it's just a group fight!" "Food is the sky

"Group fight?" I became more and more confused: "Who to take to the group fight?" ”

Long Jing narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "You'll know when the time comes, it's probably going to be very lively." ”

After a while, Long Jing ate those vegetables and meat happily, and looked at the melon slices with a blank eye, but there was no leftovers in his mouth, and he almost cried out of grievance.

Long Jing turned a blind eye, wiped his mouth, and said, "Let's go!" ”

I was about to ask how to go, but I found myself sitting on the bank of a river, and the river was rolling in, and there was a faint light like twilight in all directions.

I stood up with wide eyes, only to feel a heart-piercing cold, looking back, Longjing was standing on the bank of the river, his back was thin and straight, I was used to seeing Longjing's soft and spineless slugging-like posture, I felt for the first time that Longjing was like a sword that had just been unsheathed.

"Big head, you're finally here." On the other side of the river, the second son, dressed in black, appeared like a ghost, and his voice was as cold as ice: "Today, let's divide it into high and low." ”

"Hmph, Ergouzi, this god has been looking forward to it for a long time." Long Jing broke the Kerala with his two slender hands, and a heroic face looked murderous for the first time, actually, it was a bit like His Royal Highness.

"Big head, you should die!" The second son's face, which had no trace of popularity, became more and more pale, and he raised a hand, and unexpectedly, a strange beast suddenly rushed out from behind him, let out a roar that shook the sky, and rushed towards Longjing.

The beast was covered with scales, with a blue and white phosphorus fire all around it, a large mouth full of white fangs, and a snake-like forked tongue sticking out, and the roar shook my ears.

As if he had seen something rare, the melon slice shouted in surprise again and again: "Yo, the second son is really moving, isn't this a pestle?" But I really saw a fresh! Dragon God, fight with it! ”

The melon slice was as relaxed as watching a cockfight, but my heart tightened: "The dragon god is no problem......

"......" There was a loud bang behind me, and a black behemoth flew over my head, flapping its wings and flying, why, so suddenly?

The behemoth had a fierce head like a hound, a mouth, and could swallow the scorching mist of white gas, and I had not come back to my senses, Long Jing also squinted his peach blossom eyes, snapped his fingers, and the behemoth rushed towards the strange beast, raised its claws, and fought each other.

"Ah, the Dragon God really used the last magic weapon, no, this is not just a magic weapon, it is simply a fatal supreme treasure!" The melon slices rolled over and turned into the appearance of a little boy, slapping incessantly, and his eyes sparkled: "The scourge is out!" Come on! Above! Bite that guy to death! ”

Scourge? It's a strange name.

It turned out that Longjing and the second son were not fighting each other, but let their subordinate monsters come to play as the protagonists, and the passionate praise and explanation of the melon slices was a bit like fighting crickets in the world.

Long Jing said proudly: "The scourge of this god is boundless, two dogs, willing to gamble and lose, whoever loses the battle, in public will hand over the bet of what he cherishes the most, you don't have to forget." ”

"Big head, you don't have to get carried away, just wait for a while to bow down to my son!" The second son clenched his fists, and his eyes let out a raging rage.

The two strange beasts come and go, tearing each other up and down, suddenly the strange beast in Longjing opened a big mouth and bit the front leg of the strange beast of the second son, seeing that the strange beast of the second son struggled a little hard, the second son's face turned blue and white, and he hurriedly shouted: "You have to fight for this son, if not, I will throw you down the River Styx, and you will never be reborn!" ”

Ten thousand refining into immortals

The strange beast was frightened, so he had to shake his spirits and fight fiercely with the scourge again, Long Jing was calm and relaxed, and he couldn't forget to say some cool words: "Ergouzi, you just have to shout, you are also used to being the general of the defeated army of the gods, and it doesn't hurt to do it again." ”

"Big head, you wait!" The second son gritted his teeth and said: "Today, this son will teach you to lose your heart!" ”

The beast cut its tail and slapped it at the scourge, who was short, but his head dodged, and was looking for an opportunity, and his sharp teeth bit the tail of the beast, and with a single blow, the beast was thrown up by the scourge, and was thrown into the river Styx with a pop.

"This useless thing!" The second son looked at the turbid splash of the River Styx, and said angrily: "It's so easy to lose, it's a shame for this son!" Then you sink into the River Styx, and never come out again! ”

......Countless bubbles rose up in the River Styx, and then one by one they all burst, and a large undercurrent surged up the River Styx, which passed and regained its dull calm.

The second prince peeked at the smiling Longjing, intending to pretend that nothing had happened, and turned around to leave, just where he was willing, he threw out a tail in a very strange manner, easily wrapped the thin waist of the second son, and pulled it to this side of the Styx bank.

The second prince frowned in disgust and said, "Big head, don't be rude!" Honkoshi...... This son does not follow! ”

"Oops." Long Jing said happily: "It's good, it's good!" Ergouzi, you also said the day before yesterday that the most cherished thing is that you are unparalleled in the world, why don't you take it out quickly and play with this god? Say yes first, don't cry if you lose! ”

"Big head, you're just too deceitful!" The second son clenched his fists and said, "This son is just a joke, who really gives you the best in the world?" That's the Bodhisattva's magic weapon, given to you, the Bodhisattva will be angry! ”

"You know that the Bodhisattva wants to be angry, so don't come to repay the debt!" Long Jing squinted his eyes and smiled ill-willedly: "Ergouzi, otherwise, this god will personally search your body?" ”

"Big head, don't mess around!" The second son immediately panicked: "You ...... You'll regret it! ”

"Since I was a child, you have said this a thousand times, but this god has never regretted it once......" Long Jing smiled: "You take it out, we will clear the two, and the next time we fight, this god will still come to accompany you to the end, how about it?" ”

"Don't take it!" The second son's proud head was raised high, but he was righteous and Lingran, looking like "you want to cut or kill".

"I don't know what to do, isn't it the nature of the second dog!" Longjing's tail suddenly withdrew, and the second son fell from mid-air, Longjing stretched out his hand to catch the second son, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took out a wooden box from the arms of the second son, and the second son's face changed drastically, so he reached out to grab it, but helplessly Longjing was a head taller than the second son, Longjing raised his hand, and the second son couldn't reach it by jumping his feet, and shouted anxiously: "Big head, you are taking advantage of people's danger!" ”

"Ho ho ho ho ......" Long Jing said with a smile: "Earlier, for incense tablets, didn't you also take advantage of people's danger!" This god has never bothered with you, but you first reversed right and wrong, and dared to ask you how thick the skin of the second dog is? ”

"You...... If you take it by force, then the bet you took out yesterday will be accepted by my son! Saying that, the figure flashed, and the ghostly carried me over like a chicken: "The twin flowers are combined into one, although the aura is damaged, there are still ideas left, and I have eaten a thousand years of flesh Golden Old Tai Sui, which is a great supplement, although it is a little unsightly, it is also a rare commodity, and this son is not polite, and eats this little girl!" After saying that, I only felt dizzy in my head and cold all over my body, as if I had also fallen into the River Styx.

After a while, I felt that I was on the ground, as if I were on land, but it was gray in front of me, and I couldn't see anything. No wonder Longjing wants to take me to fight, I'm a bet on feelings.

What he said is good, and he cherishes it the most, probably Longjing is short of money, and he can't take out any good things, so he wants to pull out the plum vegetables to fill the number, which is really angry. Ukiyo-e scrolls

I shook my hand in front of me, I could only vaguely distinguish a shadow, suddenly there was a bright light in front of me, I squinted my eyes, only to find that a door in front of me opened, the light came through, a figure was standing at the door, shouting: "You have lost to this son for gluttony, don't come over quickly!" ”

As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was the second son, so I had to walk over according to the words, and the second son glared at me viciously, and said: "This son has never looked down on you, and it is a good fate to be stupid!" Xuecai is better than you everywhere, but you stayed, eighty percent of them were gluttonous and released water, deliberately biased with you! ”

I had no choice, listening to the second son's chatter, saying a lot of dissatisfaction with Longjing, the second son talked endlessly for a long time, probably tired, and then continued: "In the eyes of this son, you are simply a scourge!" Xiangpian ran away angrily, is it also for you? ”

This is really a crime of wanting to add, there is no excuse, the incense piece is gone, and it can still be blamed on me, this second son is really good at making trouble unreasonably, which is simply speechless. I couldn't help it, so I pouted.

"Are you pouting! Do you dare to look down on Ben Gongzi! The second son looked like his pride was hurt, and said angrily: "Your pouting is like a glutton!" Why, because you are by the gluttonous side, occupying the position where the incense pieces should be by the gluttonous side, the harmful incense pieces have nowhere to go, and they are sad, so the incense pieces are running away, right? If something happens to the incense piece, you are the culprit! ”

I really couldn't help it, and actually said the words in my stomach: "I said Second Son, wow, you said so much, but there is no reason at all, what position should the incense piece immortal have next to the Dragon God, so where are you?" His fiancée is gone, he should be looking for the reason, trying to find it, and finding a plum vegetable that can't be caught by eight poles to be a scapegoat, which is not very glorious. ”

"You...... You can't eat gunpowder? When the second son heard this, even I dared to refute it, and I was even more furious: "It's so bold!" Wow, you dare not take this son in your eyes, it's just self-defeating! This son will eat you, look at the gluttony without the most cherished thing, what kind of face it is! ”

I don't know where I got such a big courage, for Longjing to take me as a bet, but my heart is indescribably irritable and abnormal, thinking, stretching out his head and stabbing his head, shrinking his head is also a knife, since the luck is not good, die and die, just poor father and mother......

He simply replied: "The probability of winning or losing is half and half, and the dragon god is willing to take the plum cabbage as a bet, which means that he can afford to lose the plum cabbage half of the opportunity, the second son eats the plum cabbage, and the dragon god will not take it seriously, and he will die, the second son, please stop!" After saying that, he was like a hero on the stage, and said, "The horizontal head has a big scar off the bowl, and after eighteen years, he is a good man again!" ”

"This god is not about winning or losing half or half, but winning and winning." I don't know when, Long Jing's voice rang out: "Moreover, I took you as a bet, but because apart from you, this god has nothing to cherish." ”

"Huh?" I was even more flustered when I said this.

"Gluttony, you...... You're a liar! When the second son saw that Longjing was chasing after him, he was angry again, and repeated the old tune: "You robbed the world's unparalleled first!" ”

"Well, this god can't afford to lose like you," Long Jing threw it casually, but the small wooden box he took from the second son was thrown back into the second son's hand: "This god, there is one thing that is most cherished." ”

"Cherish the silly roe deer the most! Cherish the silly roe deer the most! The melon slice shouted: "The two dogs of the fragrant pieces stand aside, and the stupid roe deer provokes the dragon god to mess up!" ”

However, the most chaotic person in my heart now is me! Most cherished, me? I looked at Ryujing's face in disbelief, and I couldn't believe my ears. Long Jing couldn't see any change in his expression, but slapped the melon slice with one palm and stretched out his hand to me: "Let's go!" ”

The voice of the second son roared behind him: "Come when you say it, come when you say it, go away when you say it, where do you put this son?" ”

I just couldn't hear it, I just nodded heavily, stretched out my hand, and said, "Go!" ”