Xiao Wu becomes a little Lori? Abuse the legendary idlers!
Day 2.....
On a huge commercial street, on the side of the food court, I only heard one person shouting: "Boss! Ten skewers of takoyaki with more sauce! β
"Great!" The boss looked at this person with a faint smile, and he was already a regular customer to this person.
This person is none other than the legendary fat god Ma Hongjun.
Yesterday there was a big fight, and everyone was very tired, so I took the opportunity to go out shopping in the morning, and everyone else had something to do, but Ma Hongjun was the most boring and only ate.
If he's not eating, he's on his way to find something to eat.
Ma Hongjun's hands were full of rock sugar gourds, and he looked left and right with a beautiful expression, and found a situation full of luxury.
Baixiangju ......
Ma Hongjun has no resistance to eating, so he doesn't think about it, he just eats and drinks when he walks in, and he doesn't care about anything.
Whoop, whoa, whoaββββ!
"Boss, bring me a pork knuckle!" Ma Hongjun picked up a bowl and said with a laugh.
The boss is a kimono woman with a lot of makeup, and the way she dresses up is exactly the same as the singer of the ancient island country, except that this is an old bustard.
"Childe, are you just here for dinner? There is no other Yaxing?? The old bustard looked at Ma Hongjun suspiciously, and asked.
"Nonsense! Your stuff is delicious, I'll come back often in the future! Ma Hongjun bit a chicken leg in his mouth and shouted angrily.
As soon as Ma Hongjun's words fell, several old men who came to play were instantly disinterested, and Shanshan left.
"What is this person, shouldn't he be reincarnated by a starving ghost, keep eating."
"It's just that it's messing up the purpose of our coming here, everyone has it!"
"Eh, this guy doesn't know how to appreciate, maybe he has a problem with his brain."
"Let's go, I guess it's not just the head that has a problem, the lower body may be useless!"
These people glanced at Ma Hongjun unwillingly, and they didn't cause trouble, but just complained about this green building. and squeezed out the old bustard, saying that he couldn't come.
The old bustard was under great pressure, but the other party was a guest, so he could only be slightly dissatisfied: "Guest officer, our place is not for eating, if you want to eat, you can go to other places!" Good no good? β
Ma Hongjun ignored him, but only cared about himself and ate himself, as if he didn't hear it, which was very speechless.
Clickββββ bang! Dangdang!
Suddenly, a hand pinched Ma Hongjun's table, and forcibly threw the things on the table to the ground, breaking all the pots and bowls.
Seeing this, Ma Hongjun suddenly got up, bit the chicken leg violently, and roared angrily: "What are you doing? I haven't finished eating yet! β
Clickββββ!
I saw a man wearing a magic mirror, dressed very sloppily, no different from the hooligans on the earth, with a beard on his face.
The man clenched his fists and said indignantly: "Foodie! actually stirred up Lao Tzu's interest, today Lao Tzu will teach you how to be a man. β
"Uncle Bu is not happy to extinguish the fire! We are small and small, and we can't stand your toss! The old bustard hurriedly ran over, waving his handkerchief, to dissuade the other party from smashing his own field.
The man, who was called unhappy, disagreed, threw a bag of money to the old bustard, shouted, and said, "Shut up! Smash it on my head! β
Hearing this, the old bustard didn't continue to say anything, and could only glare at Ma Hongjun with a lot of blessings.
Ma Hongjun is also the master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, so he raised his yellow hundred-year soul ring, bit the chicken leg in his hand hard, and said, "Do you want to fight with me?" You trash! β
"Wrong! Lao Tzu is not fighting, but abusing a waste! With a smile, a purple thousand-year-old soul ring rose.
What happened next was horrible and not for minors to watch.
Shrek Academy .......
On a hill behind a pastoral village, Xiao Wu stretched out her Qianqian hand and shouted: "Okay, go out shopping with Sister Kill, give me some money......."
"Huh? Running out of money again? Rest well today, and I'll have a game tomorrow. Hearing this, Tang San's expression was slightly stunned, and he refused a little tactfully.
And, Xiao Wu was a little dissatisfied because of this, looked at Tang San fiercely, and said, "Give it or not!" β
Boomββββ!
As soon as these words came out, Tang San was embarrassed, and he could only hand his wallet to Xiao Wu depressedly, and said, "Give!" β
Just handed out a wallet, a very cheap voice laughed and said, "Hahaha, Tang San, you dead sister!" β
The sound that came from it startled Tang San and Xiao Wu, and when they looked up slightly, they only found Oscar hanging on the big tree, with a cheap face.
"Hehe, if you don't want me to talk around, help me get it off the tree." Oscar suggested with a smile.
Sure enough, Tang San was very fond of this, and reluctantly whispered, "Xiao Wu, I'll talk about the money in a while, you get him down first." β
"Humph!!" Xiao Wu was very melancholy, just snorted lightly and walked in front of the tree.
"Oscar, what are you doing up there?" Tang San asked depressedly.
Hearing this, Oscar smirked awkwardly, looked into the distance, and said perfunctorily: "Hehe, the scenery above is good~ Huh?" Where is there a person who looks like a pig's head, who has always been sneaky. β
"Rotten!" Xiao Wu looked at Oscar, glared at him viciously, and kicked the tree.
Bangββββ click!
Whew!
The fork of the tree hanging on Oscar fell directly, causing Oscar to lose his balance, and he didn't have the slightest preparation, but fortunately, Tang San caught it with blue silver grass.
"Whew! Scared to death! I'm going to be scared out of my heart by you. After Oscar fell, he suddenly gasped and said with peace of mind in his chest.
"If you talk badly, your heart won't necessarily pop out~ Who has a pig's head again?" Xiao Wu crossed his hands on his hips, looked at him with a fierce attitude, and asked.
Oscar was stunned for a moment, pointed to a person next to him, and said, "It's him!" β
Everyone looked over and found that it was Ma Hongjun who left early in the morning, but now Ma Hongjun has a blue nose and swollen face and is not like a normal person.
Tang San was the first to ask, "Ma Hongjun, why are you like this?" What's going on? β
"It's really possessed by a pig's head martial spirit! It's scary. Xiao Wu shouted in disbelief.
"Who is possessed by a pig's head?" Ma Hongjun disagreed, and snorted lightly to express his dissatisfaction.
Immediately, with Ma Hongjun, the four of them came to the cafeteria to find Dai Mubai.
When Dai Mubai heard these things, he thought for a while, and said, "So, you were beaten by a soul sect, and then turned into a pig's head?" β
"I didn't!!" Ma Hongjunxun shouted.
Tang San interjected, thought for a moment, and said, "No matter what, this matter can't be counted like this. β
"Well, people can't be beaten for nothing!!" Dai Mubai nodded in agreement.
Several people discussed it, followed Ma Hongjun's words and walked to the commercial street, intending to seek justice for Ma Hongjun.
Even Oscar put down his cultivation time and followed the large army.
Dai Mubai, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and the five of them went together.
"Humph! dared to beat Sister Xiaowu's little brother into a pig's head, and Sister Xiaowu wanted to do the right thing for heaven. Xiao Wu was full of confidence and shouted confidently.
.......
Back to the business street, walk to the previous Fengyue place Baixiang Bureau.
"Fatty, are you sure this is the restaurant you've eaten?" Oscar looked at this and interrogated Ma Hongjun in disbelief.
"Well, the food inside is super delicious!" Ma Hongjun replied with a smile.
Moreover, their actions were clearly seen by Su Xiaoyi, Zhu Zhuqing, and Kill Qiange.
Today, Su Xiaoyi came out to let Zhu Zhuqing and Kill Qiange relax, there was originally Ning Rongrong, but she said that she wanted to complete the agreement.
So, two women, a man and a fox came to the noisy and lively commercial street again, and also bought some clothes and daily necessities by the way.
Yukihime Fox is clamoring to eat fragrant takoyaki, which is very funny.
"Why don't you leave??" Kill Qiange raised his head and asked with a smile on his face.
Zhu Zhuqing just pointed at Tang San and them, but did not speak.
And, when Su Xiaoyi saw Xiao Wu and unhappy, she smiled and said, "Don't worry, you can watch a good show in a while." You can't miss it, the main character is Xiao Wu. β
"What's the show? Wait, it can't be a green building, right? Xiao Wu and this group of people ......" Kill Qiange didn't understand, and said rhetorically.
"I don't know!" Zhu Zhuqing shook his head and looked at it, he hated these men who went to play in the Qinglou and smelled bad.
"Kill Qiange, don't think about it! Not that .... It's normal, Xiao Wu is going to bully people. Su Xiaoyi glanced at her angrily.