Chapter 158: The "Blood Case" Caused by a Roasted Sausage (2)
?? Thoughtfully, she looked in a certain direction, and sure enough, she saw Pei Qingxi eating a big bite of grilled sausages.
"Rub, didn't you say that barbecue is unhygienic and will cause diarrhea after eating?" Su Qin pursed his lips, his tone was extremely contemptuous, "Then you still dare to eat?" Aren't you afraid of being pulled into prostration? ”
"I thought about it carefully, you bought the barbecue at a stall outside before, and there was no way to get any guarantee for hygiene, so you ate a bad stomach, but the food in our school is different, after all, there are nearly two thousand students in our school, and so many people are fine to eat every day, so hygiene should be guaranteed," Pei Qingxi said with a smile, while carefully breaking a small piece of grilled sausage and handing it to Su Ke, who was about to run a hala, "Since it is someone's tribute, then I will reluctantly accept it......"
Su Qin snorted noncommittally from his nostrils.
Pei Qingxi's words fell, and he was just about to lower his head and continue eating, but he didn't expect that at this time, he suddenly heard a tragic scream
"Ah!!h
The screams of killing pigs silenced the noisy classroom almost instantly.
Moments later, there was another commotion in the classroom.
"What's the situation?"
"Who?"
"What's going on?"
Su Ke pitifully lowered his head, stared at a small dark red column-shaped object on the ground, and whimpered in an extremely sad voice: "Oh my God, my roasted sausage ......"
"If I go, isn't it just a roasted sausage falling to the ground? As for screaming so badly? ”
The boy who accidentally bumped into Su Ke touched his head inexplicably, and he really couldn't understand the collapse of the foodie Su Ke's heart.
Su Ke lay on his desk sadly, mourning the small half of the roasted sausage that was hard to get but easily lost, and he didn't have time to settle accounts with the reckless boys.
However, someone has already helped!
A boy pointed to the "corpse" of the roasted sausage on the ground, and trembled and pointed to the boy who was in trouble: ", you said it easily, do you know how difficult this roasted sausage is?" Do you know how many people there are in our school? Not counting the children of teachers and staff who live in the teacher's apartment, there are already more than 2,000 people, but the school shop has a total of one barbecue stall, and there are at least hundreds of people waiting in front of the barbecue stall every day. The grilled sausage that you finally queued up to buy was knocked to the ground by you, and it doesn't matter if you don't apologize, you still say cool things, you ...... How is your conscience? ”
"Do you still have any humanity?" The more Chen Zhien thought about it, the more sad he felt, and he stroked his chest with one hand, "Ah, my heart hurts so much." ”
"Chen Zhien makes a lot of sense." probably thinking of the bitter experience of having to charge into battle from dozens of hundreds of people when he usually wanted to eat barbecue, the people in the classroom couldn't help but cry a little when they were talked.
"Hey, Liu Jiangfan, how can you be so excessive, this roasted sausage is not easy to come by, how can you hit someone on the ground."
"The most excessive thing is that he knocked the sausage to the ground and did not apologize."
"It's too much, how can you not apologize?"
"I ...... She...... But ...... "The boy named Liu Jiangfan really didn't understand why he was angry, and he couldn't say a complete sentence for a while.
"Brothers, up, for the sake of the poor roasted sausage, let's crusade against this abominable fellow."
The clear voice suddenly sounded, and no one noticed who it was, but it obviously provoked everyone's noisy ......
Su Ke, who had been silent for thirty seconds for the roasted sausage, stared at the chaotic situation in front of him and was a little confused: "So what is the situation now?" ”
"I don't know." Pei Qingxi shook his head in a daze.
Su Qin said that she didn't know either, a small piece of grilled sausage was accidentally knocked to the ground, which was originally just a small thing.
Why did it turn into a chaotic situation where everyone pushed me and made a mess in the end?
In the narrow aisle of the classroom, the boys' bodies were stacked on top of each other like arhats, this one's hand was against the other's chin, and the other's hand was pinched in this armpit......
While you are pushing me with your life, your mouth does not stop working, and from time to time you let out a curse and threat......
......
Wu Lan, the head teacher of the next class, is a middle-aged strong man, whether it is his height or body shape or his voice, he can't match the elegant "Lan" character in his name.
I heard that at the beginning, when Wu Lan first reported to the school, she had a big trouble.
Except for the occasional few problem students make trouble outside the school every three or five times, the teachers' careers are dull and boring, and finally the school has newcomers to report, everyone always wants to take this precious opportunity to play and make trouble, the farce is harmless, but the way of playing will be divided into weight and way because of gender, so the school just received a notice that there is a teacher named Wu Lan to be transferred, the teachers of the Academic Affairs Office heard such an elegant name with a blue character, I subconsciously prepared a reception banquet to welcome new comrades in accordance with the school's usual way of receiving female comrades.
It's just that later, everyone was a little crying and laughing by the skinny reality.
Everyone waited for a few days, but instead of waiting for the delicate and weak Lan Meiren in their imagination, this stout young man knocked on the door of the office of the Academic Affairs Office, and introduced himself in a state of confusion on everyone's face.
"Good leader, hello everyone, I am Wu Lan who has just been transferred from Xingang Junior High School."
The long-awaited delicate woman turned into a bear man in front of her, and everyone's faces were obviously cracked.
It is said that several teachers present at the time were so shocked that they were directly choked by the tea, and even the dean of academic affairs, who was accustomed to seeing big scenes and had always been elegant and calm, sprayed the computer screen calmly.
Later, this veritable teacher Wu Lan also used his practical actions to justify his name
Ye is a real man!!
At this moment, the majestic and majestic Teacher Wu was standing at the door of the classroom of the first (6th) class of high school, with his iconic majestic Chinese face, and a formidable anger emanating from all over his body.
The students sitting in the front rows were the first to discover him, and couldn't help but straighten their backs, wanting to remind the students behind them to be more peaceful, but they couldn't stand Mr. Wu's angry appearance, so they had to grab a pen from the table casually, and no matter whether the book in front of them was a pictorial or an exercise book, they just brushed and wrote on it.
There are also righteous classmates who don't care about the risk of being discovered by the one at the door, and secretly turn their heads to remind the people behind.