Chapter Thirty-Nine: Spring in the Oolong Temple is coming

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Time turned, and a few days passed.

On this day, Oolong-in.

There was a burst of laughter from the martial arts training square, and I saw Master Changmei sitting there with his junior brother and several of his disciples watching the show.

Yang Fan was also among them, he watched everyone laugh from ear to ear, and was speechless.

It turned out that a few days later, the things of this plane still developed according to the inertia of the plot, Xiaowen was unhappy because he missed his mother and finally fell ill, so in order to help him, the little fat man, he was cured, and everyone thought of many ways to make fun of it to no avail.

In the end, it was decided to hire a wet nurse for him, and the witch was able to use the role of a wet nurse to infiltrate the Oolong Courtyard.

It can be said that at present, except for Yang Fan who knows the identity of this witch, no one else knows, and they still think that the witch is an ordinary person, and they don't know the details of the other party's identity at all.

The witch came to the Oolong Courtyard this time, and these old monks and two little monks were like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were all excited.

Others don't talk about it, even the master of Changmei has begun to lower the IQ limit, and he has to circle around the witch like a nymphomaniac.

This made Yang Fan have to sigh that this face has a strong will, and the things it wants to arrange can be abnormal for you even if you are a normal person!

Of course, the most nymphomaniac among them is the lowly elder brother, this guy is just like a bull in heat, and the smell of the body can simply choke people to death!

Senior brother, this thing's IQ in front of the witch is simply negative, Master Changmei slapped him, he almost wanted to fight back, this action almost made Yang Fan spray rice!

Yang Fan even had to suspect that this witch herself had an attribute skill that reduced her IQ.

Master Changmei's funny behavior made Yang Fan have to sigh that these people must have not seen a woman for many years, otherwise this woman suddenly came and now all of them have reduced their IQ.

Not to mention Yang Fan's complaints in his heart, the program in Lian Wu Square is still going on.

At this time, Xiaolong, who was sitting next to him, said, "Senior brother, why do you say that senior brother's legs are so ugly?" It's coarse and ugly, if only Sister Zhen's legs were dead. ”

Yang Fan glanced at him angrily and said, "Why do you understand so many messy things when you are still young?" Who told you that Ah Zhen's legs are good-looking? Maybe her legs are hairy, maybe there is more hair than the elder brother's! ”

"Senior brother, don't treat me as a child and don't understand, senior brother has long told us that a girl's legs are more beautiful than a man's, hum! I've known this for a long time. Xiaolong said loudly.

"Forehead ......"

Yang Fan could only be speechless in his heart, this senior brother usually said something nonsense to these two little kids, no wonder the two of them in the original movie were small ghosts, it is estimated that this senior brother taught them badly.

Yang Fan felt that as one of the top ten good young people, he should have the duty or responsibility to help this little kid correct his correct worldview.

So Yang Fan said: "Ahem, that little senior brother, you know it's the same thing, but you are still young, you shouldn't understand these things, it's not good for you......"

Xiaolong: "Cut! Do you think I don't know your adult mind, and I don't want to occupy Sister Ah Zhen alone, so I won't be fooled! ”

Yang Fan almost died of anger, who taught this Nima? Why didn't you find it before?

Well, Yang Fan said that this little kid was no longer saved, so he simply didn't talk to him, and stopped talking when he watched the show.

The show on the field has changed, and now it's the witch and the big brother who start performing a lace show.

I saw that the two of them were covered by a red cloth, one exposed a section of the upper body, and the other exposed the lower thighs, and then began to move in sync so that it looked as if they were walking alone, which made Master Changmei and the others very unhappy.

Master Changmei smiled and showed a mouthful of old yellow teeth and shouted, "Good! Good! The performance was so good! ”

Uncle Teasei on the side also applauded!

Not to mention the little fat man Xiaowen, the fat on this little guy's body is full of love when he laughs!

Yang Fan suddenly felt that he would be infected if he stayed with these teases for a long time?

If you get comics, it's not an ordinary problem......

Yang Fan was worried that he was infected with comics, and the performance on the field continued to make everyone laugh!

There is one thing worth mentioning, at the beginning, the witch was a little dodging every time she saw Yang Fan, for no other reason, she was afraid that Yang Fan would talk about her use of psychedelic magic that night.

Because she was afraid that the matter would expose what Master Changmei would suspect, and besides, she was a little unclear about how powerful Yang Fan was.

You must know that her psychedelic technique was easily broken by Yang Fan that night, and even she didn't know how the other party cracked it.

However, after a few days of contact, she saw that Yang Fan didn't know her at all, and didn't mention the incident of that night at all, which made the witch breathe a sigh of relief, although she didn't know why Yang Fan didn't say it, but as long as it didn't ruin her plan!

Yang Fan has no opinion on the witch's actions, and the task requires him to treat it as if he doesn't know the other party.

With the addition of the witch, Xiaowen's elf ghost disease was quickly cured, and everyone played happily everywhere all day long.

These days, even the master with long eyebrows has begun to tease, and then the trio of tease has made a lot of laughs.

Yang Fan is very happy, this realistic version is much more interesting than the movie, the key is that he can still participate.

Xiaowen's most classic peeing poisoned fish also appeared, and the corners of Yang Fan's mouth twitched when he saw the picture, and he couldn't help but complain in his heart: "! Nimad, you said this is not to hang my head and kick you as a ball! ”

So since the existence of a witch in the Oolong Temple, the painting style in the courtyard has changed completely opposite to before.

In the past, it was Master Changmei who urged everyone to practice diligently, but now it's good, even Master Changmei has a lot of fun.

Yang Fan also had to sweat for this cheap master, you said that you are so old, what is this!

After a few days, Yang Fan also understood.

This group of old monks doesn't care about any discipline and identity at all now, they are now pursuing one word, to be cool!

That's right, it's cool!

It's good to have Xiaowen happy!

There is no way, in order to be gregarious, Yang Fan has no choice but to play soy sauce with him every day, and then practice while in his free time.

So now the only one who can still persist and cultivate honestly is Yang Fan, so if he didn't pretend to be high or something, he really knew that the witch was an ugly monster, and he didn't have that interest at all!

Let's take an analogy.

Imagine saying love to a mummy?

If you dare to say that I will obey you!

The spring of Oolong Temple is finally here, and both young and old are playing crazy.

That night, the senior brother found Yang Fan and asked him a very serious question.

"Senior brother, do you say that senior brother am I handsome?" The elder brother asked, digging his nostrils.

"Forehead ......"

Senior brother's honor Yang Fan really disagrees, but he can't hit others, right?

After half a ring, Yang Fan said with a clear conscience: "If you want to say that you are indeed quite handsome, senior brother, you are personable and talented." I think it's recognized all over the world! ”

Senior Brother: "Then do you think Ah Zhen should like a handsome and stylish man like me, or like the skinny master like him?" ”

When Yang Fan heard this, he almost burst into laughter again, okay, you are looking for me for this question, so he continued to say with a clear conscience: "I think Ah Zhen will still like a handsome and stylish man like you, senior brother, after all, the master is not young anymore, and the conditions are not far behind you in all aspects, Ah Zhen has no reason to choose a master." ”

Yang Fan said very seriously, as if he was really analyzing the conditions for the senior brother.

"Good! Well, junior brother, do you know why I like to talk to you? ”

"I don't know."

"The reason is that you like to tell the truth, and you admit frankly that this is your strength, so senior brother likes your advantages......"

"Forehead ......"

"Okay, senior brother is going on a date with Ah Zhen, so I won't bother you to practice!"

"Senior brother go slowly, senior brother won't send it!"

Yang Fan looked at the departing senior brother and shook his head speechlessly, sure enough, the world was much happier, and he continued his cultivation......