Chapter 70: Inquire about the Cause
Xiao Feiyu touched his chin and looked at the scenes on the stage, smiling.
In the eyes of outsiders, His Royal Highness King Ning looked at the tea fairy with reverence on his face, but only he knew that he was about to lose his breath!
Naturally, there is no such character as Tea Immortal Lu Yu in this world, after all, it was made up by Zhao Kang.
But since I made it up, then I say that he is a tea fairy, and he is a tea fairy!
Not really!
Therefore, it was determined that it was necessary to take advantage of the time when Tea Xianju was engaged in hunger marketing to pick up the leaks and make a fortune with tea.
Zhao Kang asked Xiao Feiyu to find an old man to play the role of tea fairy Lu Yu, the old man's spirit must be good, and his body and bones must be good.
If you can't find it, find someone with good makeup skills to disguise it.
Anyway, this Lu Yu must be immortal, so that people can't look like ordinary people.
Xiao Feiyu really followed what Zhao Kang said, and found a subordinate with superb disguise skills from under his hand to pretend to be the tea fairy in Zhao Kang's mouth.
At this point, the two began to sing and harmonize.
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Lu Yu: "The old man was invited by His Royal Highness the noble Tang Ning Wang, and knew that the princes of the imperial capital were good at Peiyuan tea, but they were suffering from the scarcity of tea, so they decided to take out the last Peiyuan tea." ”
Zhao Kang didn't seem to understand people's words: "So these are the last Peiyuan tea today?" ”
Lu Yu nodded with a helpless look on his face: "Alas, Peiyuan tea is too difficult to plant, although the taste is beautiful and effective, it is scarce, and there are only the last five hundred catties left." ”
Listen to the only five hundred pounds left!
Everyone here is not short of money, and when they heard Lu Yu say this, they cheered up, damn, it's five hundred catties now, and everyone here can't get two catties.
I have to learn from the mother-in-law of the Gao family to make a move as soon as possible, so as not to push the price higher and higher!
Xiao Linglong in the audience was about to explode, clenching her fists tightly, and the small flames were about to erupt from her eyes and burn Zhao Kang on the stage to ashes!
This shameless villain bastard bastard!
I actually took advantage of the suspension of my tea to come out like this!
I'm so angry with my mother!
Her Majesty the Empress is angry now! The small fists of her hands were clenched tightly, and the tea leaves in her tea fairy house were sold every month according to Zhao Kangjiao's method.
Now there are more than 200 catties left in the warehouse, and Zhao Kang, a bastard, took advantage of this gap to steal chickens at this time and pick the peaches she was hungry for.
And judging from the words on the stage, it seems that tonight it will sell 500 catties in one go!
Bastard Zhao Kang!
A mouthful of silver teeth was almost crushed, if there was no one at this time, Xiao Linglong really wanted to rush to the stage and beat this bastard hard!
The green mandarin duck on the side also looked at the stage with amazement on his face, and suddenly noticed that the atmosphere around him was not right, and then looked at Her Majesty the Empress beside him, and hurriedly lowered his head.
This Zhao Kang is too daring, he snatches food!
It's strange if you don't get a layer of skin peeled off after that!
Just when Her Majesty the Empress was half angry, the stage had already begun.
Zhao Kang: "Then dare to ask the tea fairy how to sell Peiyuan tea this time?" ”
Everyone stretched out their ears, and saw Lu Yu sigh and said: "The cultivation and cultivation of this tea is cumbersome, and the consumption of manpower and financial resources is extremely high, which cannot be measured by money, but since everyone here loves it, how can the old man open his mouth?" Let's sell it for eighty taels of silver and a tael of tea. ”
Zhao Kang exclaimed: "Eighty taels of silver!" ”
Many people in the audience nodded slightly, although they were not bad for money, they were not pure wrongdoers.
Eighty taels of silver is a tael, which is twenty taels cheaper than Tea Xianju! This tea fairy is really a good person!
It's just that many people didn't notice that Lu Yu was talking about the starting price of eighty taels of silver, which on the surface was indeed twenty taels cheaper than Chaxianju.
But that's the price, but it's an auction.
Just when everyone was waiting for the auction of the goods, Zhao Kang's eyes lit up, and he walked towards Lu Yu and said quietly: "Tea Immortal, although eighty taels of silver and one tael are nothing to the nobles here today, it is still a little expensive after all!" ”
Lu Yu showed hesitation on his face, but he quickly shook his head resolutely with a helpless face: "Zhao Xiaoyou, this is already the bottom line that the old man can accept." ”
"No way!"
Zhao Kang resolutely waved his hand: "All of you here can come to my noble hall today to cheer, that is my Zhao Kang's family!" Tea fairy, see if the price can be less for my sake! ”
As soon as these words came out, it was really heartwarming, even if Taishi Yang and Taifu Zhao, who were not dealing with Zhao Kang, looked at Zhao Kang, they also felt at this time.
This bastard is a lot pleasing to the eye and a lot more handsome!
Listening to Zhao Kang's words, Lu Yu hesitated for a while: "Alas, Zhao Xiaoyou, then for your sake, seventy-five taels and one or two teas, it can't be less." ”
"No way!"
Zhao Kang waved his hand again: "If it were a weekday, I, Zhao Kang, would never argue with the tea fairy for these few taels of silver, but not today." All of you here are my Zhao Kang's family members! Less. ”
couldn't help Zhao Kang's soft grinding and hard brewing, and the tea fairy could only grit his teeth: "Seventy taels will not work if it is less!" ”
"I'll say a number~"
Zhao Kang raised his hand high: "Sixty taels!" Today, Peiyuan tea starts at 60 taels of silver, and each person is limited to two catties! ”
"How can this work? The planting cost is not enough! The tea fairy hurriedly stopped.
Zhao Kang waved his hand to signal Mo Hurry, looked at the crowd in the audience who were happy and thought they were going to pick up the cheap, and said quietly: "Sixty taels of auction, the less ten taels of silver, I Zhao Kang will be subsidized by our noble hall to your old man Tea Fairy!" This is the welfare that our noble hall gives to our family, and this little money is nothing for the family! ”
Violent applause erupted from the audience!
People are like this, Zhao Kang said that they are nobles before, and the food they use must be the best and most expensive to meet their status.
At this time, it suddenly changed from eighty taels to sixty taels, and picked up a bargain of twenty taels, which made them feel extremely happy, and it was a bastard not to take advantage of it!
Immediately, someone urged: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and start the auction!" My purse is already hungry! ”
Zhao Kang gave an order: "Peiyuan tea is now officially auctioned, one two catties, sixty taels and one taels of tea, each bid shall not be less than ten taels, and each person is limited to two catties!" ”
As soon as the words fell, someone shouted: "Seventy taels, I see who wants to rob me!" ”
"I'll give eighty taels, give it to me this time!"
On the stage, the tea fairy had completed the task and returned to the backstage to remove the disguise and disappear and leave quietly, Zhao Kang began to urge his family to bid.
Xiao Feiyu, who knew all the routines, let out a sigh of relief, looked at Zhao Kang and gave an evaluation.
What a cannibalistic animal that doesn't spit out bones!
On the other side, the empress Xiao Linglong was completely speechless after seeing that the transaction price of the first Peiyuan tea reached one hundred and ten taels, two catties that is, two thousand two.
I have to admit that in terms of pit people, she and Zhao Kangbi are indeed far behind!