Chapter 174: Six-eared mud monkey

However, at this moment, facing Xia Yuxuan, who was sleeping without restraints, two Tong Xiaolai appeared in Tong Xiaolai's mind.

The evil Tong Xiaolai was about to do it, but the rational Tong Xiaolai, who was still breathing, stopped him: "No, no. No, you can't. If she didn't ask Xia Yuxuan to agree, she would definitely be angry! ”

The evil Tong Xiaolai said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, as long as you do it, face the sea, the spring flowers will bloom, and you will start a "lucky" life from now on!" Uh-hahaha, uh-hahaha! ”

"No is no way!" The weak and rational Tong Xiaolai blocked.

The evil Tong Xiaolai looked at him impatiently and pointed behind him: "Look, flying saucer! ”

The sane Tong Xiaolai turned around, "Bang! The evil Tong Xiaolai easily struck him to the ground, and stomped on his rational face a few times, trampling and ravaging him vigorously.

Then, sanity died.

Evil also secretly laughed: "Don't tell anyone that I did it." Hee-hee-hee. Uh-hahaha! Aha......"

So, Tong Xiaolai was snorting, and approached Xia Yuxuan little by little with an evil face.

The spring breeze blew proudly, swaying slightly with flowers and plants and summer rain.

Xia Yuxuan is like the most beautiful and moving flower among the flowers, which is particularly attractive.

The evil Tong Xiaolai said to the sleeping beauty among the flowers: "You can't blame me, if you want to blame the moon, it's all the moon's fault, you under the moonlight, too beautiful and gentle." ”

Tong Xiaolai gently stepped into the flowers, came to her side, and stretched out his evil hands to Xia Yuxuan.

At this moment, I saw a person standing on the top of a building in the distance, with his back to the moonlight, facing Tong Xiaolai.

The man had two long feathers faintly on his head, and an iron rod in his hand.

Tong Xiaolai was in the flowers downstairs, the man was on the corner of the roof in the distance, and Tong Xiaolai turned around and found him vigilantly.

I saw the man stomp his foot, flew up in the air, raised his iron rod, and sprayed it like a rocket, with great speed, and shouted: "Let go of that girl, let me come!" ”

"I'll fuck you, what are you doing? Where the hell did you come from?! ”

Tong Xiaolai saw that it was menacing, I don't know where it came from, it came too fast, Tong Xiaolai couldn't care about it so much, so he had to carry a gun and go into battle.

"Hmph, you dare to look for death!"

Tong Xiaolai was furious, and put on a mask in a panic to fight.

But seeing that the black shadow came from nowhere, Tong Xiaolai did not avoid it, and a catapult immediately flew out.

As soon as the two fought, Tong Xiaolai broke up his starting offensive.

The two exchanged rounds for a few rounds, bounced off, stopped in mid-air, and stood on one side.

"Where did the wildlife come from? How dare you be so arrogant! Tong Xiaolai shouted with cold eyebrows.

"Stinky boy, that's good." The black shadow who had confronted Tong Xiaolai for a few tricks said, "Don't talk nonsense, quickly hand over the dark of the customs clearance cultural relics!" "Ask Tong Xiaolai for something.

"What customs clearance artifact? When you see someone, you ask for something, are you sick? Besides, if you say you're giving it to you, you'll give it to you, who are you? Tong Xiaolai saw how he was so familiar.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu is a spirit monkey who absorbs the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, and comes from the sand, stone and soil. The stick in my hand is not a joke, be careful to teach you and mud! If you don't give it, look for a fight! He played with the stick in his hand and said cruelly to Tong Xiaolai.

You can't lose your momentum in everything, Tong Xiaolai said angrily: "You stinky monkey, don't think that I don't recognize you if you have a little hair on your face." Hairy, isn't it? Eh, what are you holding an iron rod at me? Anyway, didn't you go to the west to learn scriptures? What are you doing here? Your master is going to be captured by a monster, why don't you go home and dry your clothes? Also, I heard that the price of pork has risen again recently, so I asked your second junior brother to be careful when you go out. I seem to understand who you are, but the more I look at it, the more I don't understand who you are, can you tell me, who are you? whatareyou? You, yes, who? Who the hell are you......"

After Tong Xiaolai made a statement, he didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, the highest level of speaking is that not only others can't understand, but also make yourself unable to understand, and it's best if everyone can't understand it.

"I think you've recognized me. That's right, I'm the legendary Monkey King, the evil incarnation, the six-eared macaque, the next-door neighbor, the six-eared mud monkey! ”

"Who the hell are you? Don't you dare to make it clear! ”

"I said, I'm a six-eared mud monkey!"

"What, six-eared mud monkey!"

Tong Xiaolai was suddenly startled when he heard his name, as if he knew him. "You're a six-eared mud monkey? Are you really a six-eared mud monkey? ”

Seeing Tong Xiaolai's expression, seeing Tong Xiaolai's reaction, the six-eared mud monkey was surprised: "I didn't expect that there are still people who recognize me, and everyone next door can recognize me!" ”

However, in the next second, Tong Xiaolai shook his head very honestly and said, "I don't recognize it, I don't recognize it, I don't recognize it at all." Six-eared mud monkey. Who is the six-eared mud monkey? What is your relationship with the six-eared macaque? ”

Emotional Tong Xiaolai still doesn't know who he is, so why make it seem like he knows, the six-eared mud monkey still thinks he really knows him.

The six-eared mud monkey said desolate and sourly: "Sure enough, no one knows the family next door?" But when he saw a fallen leaf floating through his heart, he looked a little lonely.

The six-eared mud monkey explained: "We're just neighbors, that's all, and it's normal not to recognize me. Some people jumped out of the stones, called stone monkeys; And I came out of the dirt, so I'm called a mud monkey! ”

"What, neighbor, are you really a neighbor?"

"Really a neighbor!"

Tong Xiaolai was stunned: "Okay, if you win, the neighbor will be the neighbor." What do you want to do as a neighbor? ”

"We are here to learn from the West. However, there are different types of different world scriptures, some people take the true scriptures, and I take the magic scriptures! ”

Tong Xiaolai was stunned again: "What, Demon Sutra?" Okay, you win again, the Demon Sutra is the Demon Sutra, so if you don't take the Demon Sutra, why are you doing here? ”

"It's just because I happened to pass by here and saw you playing here, I just wanted to ask you, quickly hand over the customs clearance cultural relics to me, and I will spare your life!"

Tong Xiaolai: "Hmph, spare my life, joke, what a big breath!" ”

The six-eared mud monkey warned: "To give or not to give?!" ”

"I've found the wrong person, how did I give it?! Besides, why don't you give it to you?! "Tong Xiaolai will not give in easily.

"If you don't give it, then die!!" The six-eared mud monkey said angrily.

"Hmph, there is another one looking for death, you came to the door yourself, then don't blame me for being unkind!" Tong Xiaolai is not easy to mess with.

The six-eared mud monkey monkey was anxious to open his face, and roared angrily at Tong Xiaolai, and the two sides were tense.

The first strike is strong, before Tong Xiaolai can make a move, he rushed over with an iron rod high, smashed Tong Xiaolai angrily and said: "Eat my old six sticks!" ”

The six-eared macaque couldn't help but say that it was an iron rod that smashed and wanted his life.

Tong Xiaolai saw the stick coming, "Eh, I'll hide!" He nimbly dodged, "I can't hit, I can't fight." If you can't fight, you'll be! ”

"Ahhhh......hh

Tong Xiaolai dodged again, and Tong Xiaolai said again: "Eh, eh, I can't fight, I can't fight, I still can't fight!" Little Liuzi, you can't do this stick, it's soft, why don't you have any strength at all, it's better to bring a branch! ”

"Ahh

"Bang bang ......" The two sides fought for dozens of rounds.

Tong Xiaolai flashed back and dodged away.

"What's the matter, stinky boy, you're afraid of my sixth child, don't you dare to fight?" The six-eared mud monkey shouted, "Look at the stick, eat my old six!" "Kill again.

"I'll fuck you! I actually met such a guy, this shit is lucky to step on it, and I step on a nest. Tong Xiaolai felt that there was no one left.

Seeing that he was attacking, Tong Xiaolai faced him unhurriedly, his eyes were sharp, and with a "snap", his hands were folded in front of his chest, slowly opened, and he pulled out a laser sword out of thin air.

One cut, one block.

"Bang!" An iron and a sword collided violently, bursting into fierce sparks.

But when they saw the bang, the two of them fought and stopped, and it turned out that the sparks bursting out of the weapon squinted and bounced into the eyes of the two, so embarrassing!

But seeing that the two of them were on their own side, they were squatting there in embarrassment and rubbing their eyes, it was useless to rub them around, and they had to blow by blowing and blowing by mouth.

However, there are only two of them here, and a scene of love happens. The two turned their rivalry into jade silk, regardless of their previous suspicions, blowing their eyes mouth-to-mouth, the picture was too beautiful to see.

It seems that if you want them to shake hands and make peace, all you need is a squinting distance.

"Okay, no......" Tong Xiaolai said embarrassedly.

"Alright...... What about you......" The six-eared mud monkey also said embarrassedly.

"Much better...... Tong Xiaolai's heart is stuffed, and he is stuffed with a nest.

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"Stinky boy, don't run!"

"Stinky monkey, don't run!"

"Look for death!"

"I think you're looking for death!"

"Bang bang bang...... Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang bang ...... Buzz Buzz...... Whoa, whoa, whoa......"

After the two blew their eyes, they disagreed and fought again, and there was no sound.

The two pinched each other, twisted each other, and beat each other, showing their own guys, swords and soldiers met each other, hand-to-hand soldiers, fighting back and forth, and became one.

As soon as a punch came over, Tong Xiaolai's brain was dizzy, and Tong Xiaolai also punched him, and he was also dizzy.

Then there was a violent fist collision, fist collision, strength and power clash, a violent shock, startling the birds in the forest.

One played a good stick with one hand, and the other played a good sword, the battle was extremely fierce, and no one refused to lose to anyone, and the scene once fell into a scorching stage.

Both sides will fight each other to the death, how hard they fight, as long as they can't die, they will fight to the death!