But that's a famous mountain, the most famous mountain in Xudu, and it has nothing to do with the small coffin mountain!

Well, their biggest relationship, is that they are very close, very close.

"Hey, mountain god? Good feelings, today is the birthday of your mountain god? The fat man sneered and came up, with a look of contempt, and snorted: "The birthday is counted from one o'clock in the morning, right?" Why didn't there be such a strange thing before, but it was only started to be 'grounded' half an hour ago? ”

Before the blockage, the fat man had already inquired, and strange things appeared, exactly half an hour ago, and now it is only half past nine in the morning.

"Could it be that your mountain god also works from 9 to 5?"

The fat man even flipped over and bombarded, and Ren Shuai and I were speechless, and the mountain god still worked from 9 to 5? Your sister, are we too lonely and unheard?

"What's a 9-to-5?" Although the old villager was a little unhappy with the fat man's attitude, he was more puzzled by the 9-to-5 work.

Yes, the dead fat man and an old man who is nearly eighty years old, and he is also an old villager who has been facing the loess all his life, talking about 9 to 5, isn't this nonsense!

"Daddy, 9 to 5 is to go to work at 9 a.m. and ......leave work at 5 p.m." explained the old villager, a young man in his twenties with dyed yellow hair.

I shook my head, pulled the fat man and prepared to leave, if I didn't leave, a few more words came out of this thing, and I couldn't fight.

As soon as I saw these people, I was very in awe of the mountain gods in their mouths, and the fat man dared to speak wildly, isn't this a long life.

"Stop!" When the old man heard this, he was really angry, and he waved a simple crutch with a cleanly scraped branch in his hand and stopped us.

The fat man grabbed the crutch with his hand, but he didn't dare to make any effort. Just kidding, this old man is weak, if he comes up with something good, let's not think about investigating the case today, we can be accused directly.

"Young man, scolding the mountain god in our small coffin mountain, you are not afraid of thunder and thunder! Apologize! ”

Don't look at this old man's age, but he is full of anger, but he is still trembling with anger.

The fat man rolled his eyes, a little speechless, he was just talking about things, why did the sky thunder? What a reason for this!

"Old man, I'm sorry, he didn't mean it, he offended, please forgive me!"

I can't ask a reason for these guys, and I don't bother to talk about it anymore.

"Hmph, you said you could go?" The old man didn't give up, as if he was crazy, and he did it first.

"Damn, the fat brother doesn't want to do anything with you when you get old, you still do it first, looking for death!" The fat man's anger also came up, he ripped off his obstructive sunglasses, stared at a pair of Tongling-sized eyes, and wanted to pose viciously, but he was still very obscene.

“…… Yes! ”

There was a scream, a mess, and then ......

Then, like hell, the guys ran away in a swarm, and the speed was staggering. The old man before threw away his crutches directly and ran wildly with joy.

Me: "......"

Yuwei: "......"

Fatty, Ren Shuai, Lao Bai: "......"

"What the hell?" The fat man slapped himself, withdrew his eyes that were about to cramp, and muttered: "Brother is not disabled, what is this for, despise my handsomeness?" ”

Ren Shuai and I didn't pay attention to the fat man's shameless words at all, and directly pulled the goods, and found local residents along the road.

Without exception, in less than ten minutes, we met four groups of people, all of whom ran wildly at the sight of the fat man's face, and could not stop them, as if they had encountered a plague.

We had no choice but to stop and start studying the fat man, but we didn't find anything abnormal.

"Husband, the old man ...... before" Yu Wei frowned and looked cute, but now I didn't pay attention to this, but looked at her with diamine.

Yu Wei smiled helplessly, a beautiful face, full of weirdness, and said softly: "He seems to be scared to pee?" ”

Belch!

We were speechless, no wonder we seemed to smell a smell of urine just now, and the result was that the old man was scared to pee by the fat man? Nima, what is strange about the fat man, one by one, it is like seeing the plague god.

"Wait for me!" Lao Tian also caught up, looking at us in confusion.

"Lao Tian, is there any special legend about this little coffin mountain?"

I thought for a moment and asked.

"Legends? It's nothing, I'm not very familiar with this place, I've never heard of it, and besides, I've never heard of anything weird here. ”

Seeing that we couldn't find the answer in Lao Tian, we followed the direction on the information and headed towards the mysterious cave.

Since these villagers are afraid of the fat man and avoid it, and according to Lao Bai, the cave was also opened up by the fat man at the beginning, maybe we can know the answer when we find the cave.

Under the swaggering of the fat man, everywhere we went, the chickens and dogs were restless...... Well, it's invincible, and no one dares to talk to us at all. Even if we were curious to break into the house, I am afraid that no one would stop us!

The more he walked, the more his eggs hurt, and the fat man became more and more irritable, a feeling of being treated as a monster, which made him on the verge of exploding.

After passing through the folk village, when we were about to go around the mountain, a very lively sound came, similar to the ceremony of celebrating some grand ceremony.

"I'm rubbing, what are these people doing?" As soon as the fat man turned around, he saw that there was a person in every house, with his hands and feet in front of the door, hanging calamus, inserting mugwort, and sachets pinned to each other, and several of the children still had realgar on their faces......

Walking to the end of the folk village, a group of people appeared, dancing one by one, parading the streets!

"What the hell?" The fat man is going crazy today, and he always feels that this matter has something to do with him.

"Huh?" Yu Wei and Ren Shuai Lao Bai exclaimed at the same time, and I also reacted that these villagers were indeed performing a ritual......

Send the plague god!

"I'm rubbing, these people treat us like plague gods?" The fat man wiped his cold sweat in pain, but he finally put his mind at ease, he thought he was disabled before, didn't he take it, it's okay.

I kicked the thing and shouted, "Don't you see them coming at us!" ”

Sure enough, the procession came straight to us, staring at the fat man with dead eyes and awe and fear, almost fainting at the fat man.

"This ...... What are you doing here, fat brother, I'm not a plague god, what are you doing at me? The fat man said a few words, but when he saw that the villagers were not moved at all, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"What, what?" I can't speak clearly.

"What to do? What do you say? Run! "I hate that iron can't become steel, so I dragged the fat man and Yuwei and ran wildly.

I'm not afraid what I can do, I can still destroy these villagers, I can't fight, if we are surrounded, the trouble is ours!

Seeing that we were running away, the villagers did not give up, and chased after us frantically, regardless of the formation of their parade procession......