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"Cool, refreshing?" I asked the old turtle in a daze.

"It's so cool, the chrysanthemums are a lot more transparent." The old turtle looked satisfied.

My heart sank suddenly, and I came back to my senses and let out a smile that was uglier than crying, "Do you know what you're wiping your ass with?" ”

"Paper towels, but the quality of this paper towel is a bit inferior, so hard. And the surface is also very smooth, rubbing unpleasantly, there is no grain, there is no pleasure of particles rubbing between chrysanthemums. ”

The old turtle pouted, not very satisfied with this "paper towel".

"It took 100 million for you to wipe your ass."

I couldn't help but lose my temper and yelled at the turtle, and then slapped the turtle against the wall.

"Poof", the old turtle was imprinted on the wall with great force.

"The big fool of the grass and mud horses." I ran to the wall and took out the check that was glued to the old turtle chrysanthemum.

"It stinks!" I pinched my nose and looked at the check, alas, it had been scrapped, and I didn't want to describe the miserable situation, and I saw a churn in my stomach.

"You're lying, it's a check for 100 million?" The old turtle slipped off the wall, covering his little red and swollen nose aggrievedly.

I didn't speak, just squinted my eyes and looked down at the old turtle condescendingly.

"Where did it come from? Impossible, you dick, how can you have a check for 100 million? ”

"Makumaton just came, he gave it."

"it!" The old turtle shouted, "100 million gone? Did I wipe your ass? ”

"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu will shoot you to death!" I threw my fist at the old turtle.

"Don't mind, I was wrong," the old turtle ran away, "I don't dare anymore." ”

"Do you want to have a next time?" I ran after the old turtle all over the hall.

"Wait!" The old turtle roared and stopped me.

"What!"

"Actually, there is something I've been holding in my heart for a long time, and I have to tell you today."

"What's the matter?"

"Actually, what I've always loved is you Yang Yun, not Yuan Tiangang." The old turtle looked at me seriously.

"It's useless to pretend now!" I kicked the turtle in the ass, kicked him to the edge of the couch, and then chased after him.

Anyarin looked at the two of us and shook her head helplessly, she could see what was going on, making me so angry.

"It's just a check, you can ask the curtain to write you another one." Anyarin sat lazily on the couch and turned on the TV.

"That's right." I suddenly had a spirit, can't I just open another one? Sure enough, my dick's thinking can't be changed, and it's too rigid to think about things.

"Spare your life." I glared at the old turtle, panting and pulling out a hall of Coke from the fridge, sitting on the couch and pouring it violently.

"Still, don't ask for a check from the Matteon." Anyarin stared at me coldly.

"Uh, why?" I drank Coke nonchalantly.

"100 million is a lot of money for you, and a man becomes bad when he is rich." Anyarin said seriously.

"Poof", I squirted out a sip of Coke, "Who taught you this?" ”

"That's what it says on the Internet."

"Grass, didn't I say it, let you watch less of that mess on the Internet? This is fallacious reasoning, not all men are like that. ”

I tried my best to defend it.

An Yalin snorted coldly, "Yes, not all men become bad when they are rich, but you are definitely that kind of man." ”

"Well, I shouldn't be that kind of man." All of a sudden, my momentum weakened.

"I'm weak-hearted." Anyarin rolled her eyes.

I mopped the spilled Coke off the floor and sat on the couch, thinking about things. The check must have gone to Makumata and asked him to write another one.

"2 years!"

My eyes flickered, in 2 years, I must improve my physical strength to the top of the ghost general, otherwise, when I go to the United States, it will be difficult for me to deal with a strong enemy.

The next day, I lied to An Yalin that I was going to the city to buy clothes, and secretly took a taxi to the space node in the suburbs of Nanjing, and with the blessing of heavenly energy, I entered the node and arrived at the garrison of the First Army.

I went to Makumaten, explained the check to him, and asked him to re-open it for me.

"You just came here because of this?" Makumata stepped down from the metal fortress and looked at me strangely.

"Yes, although 100 million is less, it is also a piece of your sincerity, how can I be willing to live up to your heart." My face was full of grief.

Makumata Ten: "... ”

"This is pretending... , the old turtle made a gesture to applaud, but I dragged it and covered its mouth.

At this time, don't mess around, don't do it ̄□ ̄||

"Okay, I'll open another one for you." Makumaton looked at me, can't bear to let me down? He always felt that something was wrong, but looking at me, he couldn't see anything wrong.

For I am very sad indeed!

I took the check and took a taxi to a branch of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and slapped the check on the counter. Pit and reverse stroke.

"Transfer money."

Behind the counter sat a woman in professional attire, she looked pretty good, according to the eyes of this dick, well, she could have a 6.5 points, provided she didn't remove her makeup.

"How much?" She asked subconsciously.

"100 million." I smiled and pretended to come to the bank to transfer money often.

She looked at what I was wearing, a pure black trench coat on the top, white slacks on the bottom, and casual leather shoes on the feet.

Five minutes later, after filling out the formalities, I walked out of the bank with a chuckle.

I patted my clothes, pulled back my trench coat, put my bank card in my inner pocket, looked at the sign on the front of the bank, and then chuckled and turned and walked out into the street, disappearing into the crowd.

"It's time to learn a driver's license and buy a car." I lamented in the flow of people.

"Yes, you can be regarded as rich and handsome, alas, the world is impermanent." The old turtle sat on my shoulder and let out a long sigh.

Don't use idioms indiscriminately, the world is impermanent~~ ̄□ ̄||

As I walked down the street, I remembered the excuse I told Anyalin, so I ran to a clothing store that looked high-end, spent tens of thousands of yuan, bought several sets of clothes, and made a special trip to a place that sold women's shoes and bought a pair of sneakers for Anyalin.

Anyalyn is only 12 years old, she can't wear high heels, it is the age of development, and the most suitable thing to wear is sneakers.

After finishing my errands, I took a taxi straight home, and as soon as I got home, Anyaline's face was pulled down.

"What's wrong?" I put down my shopping bag and sat down next to Anyarin.

"Did you go to the curtain to ask for a check?"

"Well, I'm going," I didn't lie to her, "no checks, where do I have the money to buy you shoes?" ”

I took out the shoes I had bought for Anyarin and put them on the floor, "Try them, do they fit, size 35." ”

Anyarin frowned, "How do you know I'm wearing size 35 shoes?" ”

"It's very simple," I smiled, "and your shoes are all size 35, and I've seen them." ”

"Oh," Anyarin was silent for a moment, "you don't have to ask for a check from the curtain chair, I can give you money to spend." ”

"How can that be?" I touched Anyarin's head, and she was surprisingly unresistant.

"What a fool to buy you something with your money." I couldn't help but laugh.

Anyarin put on the shoes I had bought for her, and they fit perfectly, and she didn't blame me for asking for a check from the Shogunate.

However, since then, Anyarin has never given me pocket money!

"I said, give me some pocket money!"

One leisurely afternoon, Anyarin and I sat in the doorway basking in the sun.

"Aren't you rich?" Anyarin closed her eyes, enjoying the warm sunshine.

"I have money and money, but I am your servant, no matter what you do, you have to give me a little salary as a servant, and help you clean, do laundry and cook every day." I said with a grumbling voice.

"No."

"Give me 2 yuan to buy a bag of spicy strips to eat." I looked at her expectantly.

"I don't have that little change."

Grass mud horse, rich is too capricious ̄□ ̄||

For the rest of the day, I stayed at home and talked to Anyarin.

Occasionally, Yuan Tiangang would come over to sit and have a cup of tea, and after drinking tea, the guy took the old turtle to the university town to cheat and cheat, deceive the girl, and make me itch!

After 1 week, my physical condition has adjusted to the best condition, and it is time to inject Lingshen Celestial Liquid!

After lunch, An Yalin was watching TV in the living room, and the old turtle ran out with Yuan Tiangang to fool around, and I quietly walked into the room.

I took out a spirit liquid from the glass bottle, the amber liquid glowing in the light, and I was fascinated.

All three injections were packed in a vacuum-packed bag, and when I opened one of the injections and opened the cap, the sharp needles shone with a metallic luster, and my scalp was a little numb.

"Made, it's easy to put a pillow in a vein! This Nima is so miserable to do! ”

I'm having a hypocritical attack! I put the needle on the vein in my arm and hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to do it.

"Made, don't be pretentious, just close your eyes and pass!" I gritted my teeth and plunged the needle into the vein, slowly pushing the needle with my thumb.

5 ml of amber fluid slowly entered my veins, and a cool sensation rushed into my veins and then quickly spread throughout my body.

"Bang", the needle fell to the ground, and the terrifying power exploded in my body, and I couldn't help but roar in severe pain.

"What's wrong!" Anyarin opened my door.

At this time, I was sitting on the bed trembling all over, my face pale.

"Are you on drugs?" Anyarin saw the needle on the ground, combined with my abnormal condition, and couldn't help but exclaim.

"I'm not on drugs!"

I looked up at Anyarin, and my eyes were bloodshot. I said calmly, holding back the sharp pain.

"Sure enough, when a man is rich, he becomes bad, and you are out of luck! Actually take drugs! "Anyarin was angry.

"Nope!" I suppressed not only the severe pain in my body, but the energy exploded instantly, like an atomic bomb exploding in my body, and the momentum of destruction engulfed me completely!

"Bang", a furious shockwave rushed out of me, knocking Anyarin back.