PS: I'm also drunk, the contract arrived the afternoon before yesterday, and now I haven't changed my state, it seems that the curry is not recommended and will continue to run naked~ . In addition, thank you: Codename: Beidou's tip! The first day of July is coming, ask for tickets, ask for collections, ask for rewards, bosses, please support me to stay on the new book list wohaha!

The bell tower collapsed, and Master Changmei wanted to punish Xiaowen, and when he was holding a ruler to hit Xiaowen's buttocks, he suddenly had a toothache!

Xiao Wen, who showed his little buttocks, was lying on the bed and saw that Master Changmei stopped beating him, he was very happy and relieved.

However, Master Changmei's toothache is a big deal, and he can't be sloppy, so a group of teases began to discuss how to extract the teeth of Master Changmei.

Everyone, you have a word, you have all kinds of ideas, Yang Fan suggested to send him to the hospital to see a dentist, but he didn't expect to be opposed by everyone, everyone means that it is too late to go to the hospital at this time, and Master Changmei's pain must be treated immediately.

So everyone used many methods, but they didn't succeed, at this time Uncle Shi said an idea that made Yang Fan almost laugh, he thought to himself that this group of teases is really cute!

It turned out that Uncle Shi's method was to let the senior brother take a stick to hit Master Changmei's mouth, so that the tooth decay could be broken.

After hearing this, Yang Fan had to admire their comic spirit, which Nima thought of was simply convinced, and the world of comic was really not something that ordinary people could understand.

So, Yang Fan couldn't help but laugh and watched as the senior brother of the cheap guy walked in with a stick and started to commit murder!

When he walked to the door, Senior Brother turned around and asked, "Uncle Shi, are you really sure this method is possible?" ”

Uncle Shi: "Don't worry, it's absolutely possible, you just need a few sticks to go down to ensure that the presiding brother's tooth decay will break, you can do it with confidence." ”

Yang Fan looked at Uncle Shi's expression of not paying for his life, he was speechless, this Uncle is really awesome, he can think of such a method that ordinary people can't think of. This is no different from Xing Ye smashing his face with a stone in Journey to the West, and then smashing his teeth out, these two methods are simply the same!

Uncle Shi was able to think of this method, and asked the senior brother to implement it, Yang Fan was convinced, and even knelt down!

"Uncle Shi is so smart, he can think of such a powerful way!" Yang Fan couldn't help but smile and praised.

Uncle Shi nodded proudly, he expressed his satisfaction with Yang Fan's sycophant, and then he said to Senior Brother: "Hurry up, what are you still inking!" ”

Seeing that Uncle Shi had already affirmed this method, Senior Brother nodded and covered his face, and then walked in with his hands and feet.

After a while, there was movement inside.

"Bump! Touch! Touching ......"

"Ahh Oops! ”

"Oops! Ah......h

After the movement, I saw the senior brother run out, and then several people immediately hid aside.

At this time, Yang Fan couldn't help but smile and deliberately asked, "How is it, senior brother?" Got it? ”

"That's it! Is there anything that can't be done if there is a big brother out of the horse? You're kidding me! The senior brother said coaxingly.

Yang Fan gave him a thumbs up, you are so funny!

Xiaowen: "Wow! Then the master won't have a toothache anymore! ”

Xiaolong: "Senior brother, you are so powerful! ”

"Hey, hey! Won the prize, won the prize......" The senior brother smiled cheaply.

Looking at him, he seems to have done something insignificant, and he is so angry that he doesn't know that Master Changmei is going to go crazy as soon as he looks at it!

At this time, Uncle Shi didn't speak, he patted Senior Brother on the shoulder, and then gave a comforting look.

Uncle Shi's shot made the senior brother inexplicable, but he didn't think about it so much, and he was still complacent there, thinking that he had done something amazing.

Soon, the voice of Master Long Mei came from inside the room again.

"Oops, my tooth is broken! Yes? Haha, it turned out that the tooth decay was broken, and the fight was good......" Master Changmei said with a smile on the bed.

Seeing that Master Changmei had no problem, everyone was relieved to be satisfied and crazy.

Of course, except for Yang Fan, because he knew that it was so simple to be satisfied with things, and the senior brother would definitely be unlucky for a while.

I only heard Master Changmei continue in the room: "It's a good fight, my cavity tooth is finally broken, who did you hit just now?" What an accurate shot! ”

As soon as Yang Fan heard Master Changmei's question, he immediately leaned back a little, because he had to give a chance to let Senior Brother be in the limelight!

"Hehe, it's my master, how about it? Feels cool, right? Is it that the tooth doesn't hurt anymore? The senior brother immediately stood up and asked for credit.

"The master feels very comfortable now, the teeth don't hurt anymore, and you played well." Master Changmei said with a tooth decay, and then he pulled his face, and scolded loudly: "You rabbit cub, Wang Ba Lamb, I have a tooth decay and pain, you are so good that a few sticks came down and broke the teeth of the teacher's mouth, I am really angry, from tomorrow I will be punished to carry Xiaowen to the bottom of the mountain to fetch water and let him supervise you......"

Big Brother: "......"

Yang Fan and the others immediately laughed: "Hahaha......"

"Senior brother, you should mourn and change, haha!" Yang Fan couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder and comforted.

So the next day, the senior brother began to carry water with Xiaowen on his back, and Yang Fan was bored left and right and took a pair of wooden barrels to follow, anyway, it would be fun to follow the teasing.

Xiaolong saw Yang Fan going with him, and he also went with him, so it was originally the task of the senior brother to carry water personally, but now it became everyone to accompany him.

On this day, everyone was still carrying water together, and Yang Fan had also been picking it together for a few days, he regarded it as a cultivator anyway, and it was a lot of fun to be with the trio.

After picking a few large vats in a row, the senior brother began to be lazy, and he beckoned everyone to sit down the mountain together.

A few people came to sit down under a big tree, Xiaolong felt bored and ran to play before he sat down, but as soon as Yang Fan sat down, he found that there were people on the tree.

Looking up slightly, he found that it was a woman in white, and after a while, Yang Fan realized in his heart, isn't this woman the witch Ah Zhen, who came to the Oolong Courtyard to steal the marrow washing scripture.

"It seems that this second mission is coming soon......" Yang Fan said secretly in his heart.

Of the three tasks released by Jiajia of the system, the second task is to expose the identity of this witch, and she is currently waiting for her to infiltrate the Oolong Courtyard, and then Yang Fan is ready to find an opportunity to expose her.

Although he knew that there were people on the tree, Yang Fan didn't make a sound, anyway, there would be no danger, just let it all go naturally, and a fart from Xiaowen would definitely coax her down.

The witch sitting on the tree didn't know that Yang Fan had seen her, and she already knew her details, and she was still eavesdropping on the chats of several people.

It turned out that this witch had been near the Oolong Courtyard for a few days, she was looking for an opportunity to sneak into the Oolong Courtyard to steal the marrow washing scriptures, and today she saw Yang Fan and his party carrying water, so she hid on the big tree in advance to eavesdrop, she wanted to see if she could find the opportunity to sneak into the Oolong Courtyard from here.

There is a person hidden in the tree, Yang Fan doesn't say that Senior Brother and Xiaowen don't know, if Xiaolong is here now, he may still know, after all, his martial arts are higher than Xiaowen and Senior Brother.

"Oops! I'm tired to death, Xiaowen, you little fat man is too heavy, why does the master have to let you increase the burden on me every time I punish me? The elder brother sat on a stone and said.

Xiaowen: "Hey, you don't know about it, senior brother, this proves that we are good friends, and it proves that I have a fate with you, hahaha......"

"Cut!" The senior brother was unhappy, and then he said to Yang Fan: "Hello junior brother, you know to accompany me." ”

Yang Fan smiled: "I'm bored anyway, so I think it's a workout." ”

Yang Fan was speechless about the eldest brother's teasing, it seems that this plane has not deviated too much from the original movie, and the senior brother is still so cheap and funny......

Xiaolong couldn't sit still, so he didn't know where to run at this time, and at this time Xiaowen began to say that his ass was numb, and asked the senior brother to rub his ass.

The senior brother had no choice but to rub Xiaowen's buttocks, and just after a few rubs, Xiaowen suddenly released a few loud farts.

Then you hear "Touch!" "A man fell from the tree!

Yang Fan looked at all this funny, to be honest, this witch doesn't look very good, her whole body is as thin as a rib essence, and she has no beauty at all!

After Xiaowen reacted, he immediately asked if the witch was a witch, if she was a superwoman or an astronaut......

The witch replied neither.

And the senior brother was exaggerated and drooling, talking about the fairy Chang'e, and that appearance made Yang Fan almost laugh when he saw it.

They didn't know that the witch was scolding in her heart at this time.

The witch saw the old man's exaggerated expression, and scolded in her heart: "Damn it hurts me to death, these teases, except for the young man, are not normal people, the old ugly is so ugly that he is shameless in the depths of his soul, and the little one who has become so big has beaten himself down with a fart, it's unreasonable......"

Although she was scolding in her heart, in order not to make people suspect that she was eavesdropping for a purpose, the witch said: "Actually, I wanted to go up and get the kite, who knows if I accidentally fell down, can any of you help me get it?" ”

After speaking, the witch also threw a wink at Yang Fan.

Yang Fan smiled and looked at her unmoved, this woman seemed to want to use herself, so he was not so stupid.

The senior brother on the side saw that the witch was flattering Yang Fan, where could he stand it, only to see him immediately stand up and say: "Girl, don't you have to be afraid, isn't it just a kite hanging on the tree, I'll help you get it." ”

After saying that, the elder brother flew up with a little foot and took the kite off.

I have to say that this senior brother has completely become a nymphomaniac and brain-dead in front of women, is it because he stays in the Oolong Courtyard every day and faces the panic of several big men?

"Hey, girl, it's your kite, put it away." The senior brother said with a very winning expression.

"Thank you, big brother, I'll go back first......"

The witch didn't want to show any feet, so she took the kite and walked away quickly, and soon disappeared.

Seeing that the witch had already left, Yang Fan looked at the senior brother who was still a nymphomaniac and said, "Senior brother, don't look at it, everyone is gone, and the soul has returned." We're going back too, or the master will scold you in a while. ”

Xiaowen also scolded him for being an old pervert ~ wolf.

"Hey, hey! She's smiling at me, do you see it, she's smiling at me, I think my spring is coming......" Senior Brother said with a saliva in his mouth, and then he said to Yang Fan: "Na, Senior Brother, do you say that Senior Brother is usually good to you?" If you think I'm good to you, then you have to promise me one condition. ”

Yang Fan didn't know why he suddenly asked this question, but he still subconsciously replied: "Usually senior brother is definitely very good to me, there is no doubt about this." As long as the senior brother tells me to do it! ”

Big Brother: "Okay! Senior brother, this is what you said, the beauty just now is mine, you can't rob me, this is my condition! ”

Yang Fan: "......"

"Don't worry, senior brother, I don't have any thoughts about her, you just have to worry about chasing her......"

"Good junior brother! You are so righteous, senior brother, I really didn't misunderstand you! ”

Seeing that Yang Fan had promised, the senior brother nodded with satisfaction, and then picked up Xiaowen and picked up the water, and everyone went back to the Oolong Courtyard together.

After a few people left, the figure of the witch appeared from the side again, looking at the backs of several people leaving, a strange smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and a plan had been formed in her mind.