Guest who accidentally heard the phrase: "......"

Mu Huan tilted her head, blinked and smiled at the people who were peeking at her from time to time, and asked softly: "You like to see me so much, do you think you have never seen a beauty better than me in your life?" ”

Everyone: "......" is at this juncture, you can still be narcissistic when you are old, you really can!

But...... Ahem...... Can't the little girl's eyes be a little more restrained? Is it swollen to be a little heartbeat???

The guests had question mark faces, and the restaurant owner had already rushed over, dispersed the guests who were gathered in a group, and ordered someone to clean up the tables and chairs around the male model, and the police immediately rushed over, and immediately ordered people to call 120 as soon as they saw this meeting.

Yes, that's right, although the guests were very positive when they saw this scene.

But tacitly, everyone seems to have forgotten to call a certain little poor person for another emergency number, and just watched the corpse lying on the ground, cold and cold.

Male model: "......" is so cold.

Is he so unworthy of saving???

"What's going on?" After dealing with the male model, the policemen finally remembered Mu Huan and stood next to Mu Huan's table.

Mu Huan was drinking soup leisurely at this moment.

The thick mushroom soup is delicious and fragrant, the mushrooms are tender and smooth, and the juice in it overflows when you bite into it, so that Mu Huanmei is reluctant to even look up at the policeman, so she only raised her hand and said sadly: "Brother policeman, you must help me clean up that fool, look, my perfect and beautiful hand has been broken by him with such a big piece of skin, it's too insidious!" If you can't beat me, you want to ruin my beauty! ”

I've never seen such a shameless fool in my life! It's simply the best of fools, fighters in the world of fools!

Policeman: "......" couldn't understand what Mu Huan said at all.

Injure?

Where?

Is this little girl hurt?

As a man, the policeman was a little embarrassed to keep staring at a little girl, so he called a female colleague to come over and take a closer look.

The female colleague was also fierce, and directly pulled the back of Mu Huan's hand to take a closer look, and finally saw a red mark between her fingers.

"This hurts ......" the policewoman moved her nose, her thumb subconsciously wiped it, and the sweet and sour smell of the red mark ** tomato sauce wafted away.

The policewoman swallowed her saliva subconsciously, but her face turned dark.

She said it smelled so wrong!

Mu Huan: "......"

Hey?

Misread. No injuries.

"I'll just say, how can such a stupid person hurt me with such a powerful, smart and beautiful beauty as me!" Mu Huan immediately said beautifully, turning over and over again with the back of his hands turned over and over, the skin was fine and white, without flaws, the five fingers were green like jade, and the bones were distinct.

Simply, how can she be so good-looking!

Policemen: "......" This little girl is okay with her brain, right?

Yun Yan: "......"

Mu Huan, who was artificially considered stupid, was finally taken back to the police station with Yun Yan.

The white father and white mother, who learned the news, rushed over to bail out.

The policemen took turns to interrogate Mu Huan, all kinds of torture, the whole process was the bull's head was not in the horse's mouth, a burst of chickens and dogs jumped, Mu Huan answered more and more energetically, holding the caramel-flavored melon seed tube in his hand and knocking it happily, as long as he answered, he would give a snack reward, these police little brothers and sisters are really good people.

"Hit him? Because he's stupid? Can you reason with a fool? Of course not, after all, stupid people can't understand human speech! ”

"What? Why did he hit me? Do you think stupid ideas can be guessed by humans? ”

"Am I trying to kill him? No, no, no, how can someone as single-minded as me think stupidly? I'm very single-minded, and I've always had only my little babies in my heart! One true love! ”

Policemen: "......" are so tired.

Who are these new babies!!