Chapter Eighty-Three: Enjoying the Maple in the South Mountain

Zhao Kang opened his mouth for a series of things, and directly gave Xiao Linglong a whole stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that what he said really made sense.

It's true that he didn't break the law, he just drank a drink, and he didn't smash and rob when he was drunk.

I seem to be really hard to start!

Looking at the dog woman's hesitant look, Zhao Kang did not relax his vigilance, and verbally comforted: "Your Majesty calm down, the ministers and grass people are just drinking a meal of flower wine with the prince, and they haven't slept yet, at most they are fines, right?" How can you use torture! ”

He didn't say that it was okay, the word flower and wine drilled into Xiao Linglong's ears, and then thought of the absurdity that he and the civil officials had seen before, and his anger was immediately ignited again.

Looking at Zhao Kang's defensive gesture, Xiao Linglong shouted angrily: "Bold Zhao Kang, what are you going to do, you can't do it!" What a sin you should be! ”

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Zhao Kang was shocked, this is unwarranted!

Before he could sigh that he was more wronged than Dou E, Xiao Linglong had already rushed over!

In terms of fighting, Zhao Kang is a good hand, otherwise he would not have been able to take the county people around to rob bandit food, but that was also against ordinary people.

Xiao Linglong! Who's been on the battlefield!

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What's more, she is still a female emperor, Zhao Kang dares to do it?

No, it was a tragedy in two hits.

Xiao Feiyu felt miserable when he watched it from the side, the corners of his mouth twitched, his eyes closed from time to time, and he moved to the side, for fear of being splashed with blood.

But seeing that Her Majesty the Empress had finished cleaning up Zhao Kang and turned around with a court staff, His Royal Highness King Ning was suddenly shocked, looking at Xiao Linglong, who was only five or six years younger than him.

I don't have the confidence to speak anymore.

"On the seniority, on the seniority! I, I'm your imperial uncle, an elder! ”

Her Majesty the Empress had a gloomy face, lifted Zhao Kang, who was pretending to be dead on the ground, and scolded unceremoniously: "When you called him your father-in-law, why didn't you expect it to be my imperial uncle!" His Royal Highness King Ning! ”

"What's that? Father-in-law! Xiao Feiyu was terrified.

It's okay to get drunk, I'm most afraid that others will help you recall!

"Bongxian!" Zhao Kang, who was half-dead, subconsciously replied when he heard Yizi's call.

King Ning was furious, turned around and picked up a court staff the thickness of an adult's fist, rolled up his sleeves and spit into the palm of his hand twice: "Your Majesty, you put him down, you rest and rest, and the ministers will fight!" ”

Xiao Linglong snorted: "Let him have a long memory!" ”

"Xiao Feiyu, you're a big rebel!"

The screams echoed in the harem, and at the gate of the palace, Zhao Kang limped outside the imperial city with his buttocks covered, and King Ning followed behind with a dog-legged smile.

"Lao Zhao ~ Zhao Gongzi? Brother Zhao? ”

"Get out of the way!"

Zhao Kang scolded angrily, Zhao Feiyu dodged the spittle, and came over again: "Don't be like this, what is it for a manly man to be beaten with two sticks!" ”

"Come, you lie on your stomach, Lao Tzu will give you two sticks, you can try it! You kid is very yin, Lao Tzu doesn't just scold you twice on weekdays, you declare personal vendettas! ”

Xiao Feiyu couldn't cry or laugh: "Hey, I'm also a prince anyway, you dare to scold me when I'm so big, my father can't bear it!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, according to your age, the former emperor of the former emperor drove to the west of the crane not long after you were born!"

Xiao Feiyu hurriedly covered his mouth: "Dare to say this, you really don't know whether to live or die, okay, don't be like a girl, you can get out of the palace without my two sticks?" I didn't see His Majesty gritting his teeth and wanting to kill when he left! Thanks to my two sticks! ”

"I have to thank you, huh? He~tui! ”

A person walked over and looked at Zhao Kang expressionlessly: "Spitting is fined five cents!" ”

Zhao Kang: ......

Lao Tzu really poured blood mold.

Rejecting Xiao Feiyu's send-off, Zhao Kang limped back to the rented house, and Huang Tianxing, who was exercising his physique, was startled when he saw this.

"Master, what's wrong with you! Whoever beats me, I'll go and avenge you! ”

"Alright."

Zhao Kang said depressedly: "Revenge for a fart, it's someone we can't afford to provoke, pack up and return the house tomorrow and go back to the county." Lao Tzu knew that he should leave after selling the goods, and it would be no good to stay in the imperial capital! Ouch, it really hurts......"

He had just left the palace on his front foot.

Her Majesty the Empress came to the side hall, looking at the three Qing Qi who were a little afraid, Xiao Linglong tried her best to make herself look kind, but she hadn't spoken yet.

Liu Xiangyin's three daughters knelt down.

Am I that scary?

Her Majesty the Empress muttered, forget it, and thought, she pulled out the verses and articles from her sleeve, "Which of you wrote these verses and this article?" ”

The third girl took it cautiously and looked at it, and was stunned for a long time without responding.

Xiao Linglong was displeased: "Why don't you answer?" ”

Mei Ruolan trembled: "Back to Your Majesty, these poems were not written by the three of us, but by someone else." ”

"Who?" Xiao Linglong hurriedly asked eagerly.

The answer made her stunned.

……

The moon shines at night.

There were bursts of erosion in the room, not right, moans of pain.

"Ouch, Brother Hang! Tap Tap! Don't be so strong! Going to die, going to die! Oh ~ buy Karma! ”

"Sir, your ass is swollen!"

"Nonsense, can't you fucking be gentle! Alright, okay, okay! ”

Zhao Kang pulled up his pants and glanced at Brother Hang resentfully, this kind of thing really can't be done by rough people!

It's bitter for the master's buttocks!

At this time, someone knocked on the door, Zhao Kang frowned: "Go and see, who knocked on the door at night so much, remember, if King Ning is that bastard, you will kick him in the face, and when it's over, you will say that you are dazzled and think it is a robbery!" ”

"Okay sir, I promise to complete the task!"

Brother Hang said, happily left the house and came to the yard, rubbing his toes on the ground before he opened the door suddenly, and was about to raise his feet and hurriedly stopped it.

The eyes widened.

"Sir! Master! Come out, sir! ”

"Soul to you! See a ghost? Zhao Kang walked out of the hall with his trouser belt bolted.

Before I got to the courtyard, I heard Brother Hang's exclamation: "It's not that I met a ghost, it's the seven fairies you said that the seven fairies have descended to earth!" ”

"Seven fairies descending to earth? Queen Mother, right? ”

Zhao Kang came to the courtyard and sighed: "Get out of the way, old man, look at what kind of seven fairies." ”

Brother Hang stepped aside, revealing the person standing in the doorway.

A long white dress, long hair like a waterfall, eyebrows and phoenix eyes, beautiful lips with jade face, stepping on a pair of moon white embroidered shoes, embroidered lotus flowers hidden under the skirt.

She walked out of a picture, illuminating everything in the quiet of the night! How can people not pity their complicated expressions and sorrowful eyebrows?

It's no wonder that Brother Hang said that the fairy has descended to earth!

However, Zhao Kang's body shook when he saw it: "Brother Hang, close the door!" Close the door! Don't let her in! ”

Although I don't know why the old man is the same as seeing a ghost, but for the master's order, Brother Hanging never asks more, and the fairy is directly locked out of the door with a bang.

"What's wrong with you, sir!"

The word Zhao Kang kept coming from outside the door, and it was the first time that Brother Hang saw his master so panicked.

Zhao Kang swallowed his saliva: "This guy is the one who beat me during the day, Brother Hang, you have to protect me!" ”

"Don't worry, master, no one can hurt you with me!"

When the words fell, there was a loud bang, and the solid wooden door three inches back instantly broke open a big mouth, stretching out a long leg wearing embroidered shoes, and Brother Hang's eyebrows trembled.

Immediately after the second kick, another big hole appeared.

Four feet, only four feet!

Empress Xiao Linglong kicked Zhao Kang's door out of a big hole that a person could pass through.

Brother Hanging turned around, and pushed Zhao Kang directly to the front with both hands: "Master, you have to protect me!" ”

Cnm! None of them can be trusted!