Chapter 651: Kneeling and singing conquest
After the lion lynx monster finished speaking, Ou Yangming said with a smile on his face.
"Well, if you can conjure a golden arch for the poor monk today. The poor monk will spare you, otherwise, let you see the poor monk's methods! ”
When the words fell, Ou Yangming dropped the lion lynx monster in his hand and walked towards Sun Wukong and the others.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were confused.
Isn't it just a golden arch, what's so difficult about it?
Could it be that the Master, for the sake of Manjushri's face, plans to let him go?
Only Sun Wukong was squinting and smiling, because he knew deeply that Ou Yangming would always be an unexpected person.
If it was as simple as turning into a golden arch, he wouldn't believe it.
The lion lynx stood up tremblingly, looked at Ou Yangming with a smile on his face, and swallowed with difficulty.
He always felt that this matter was not so simple.
But he can't stay the same, because if he goes down the fan, he will go to see the Buddha.
"Change!"
The lion's eyes closed, and in an instant it turned into a golden arch.
The civil and military ministers in the hall, the queen and the crown prince, their eyes were wide.
Has it really become a golden arch?
"Holy monk, I don't know if I can become?"
An extra mouth suddenly appeared on the Golden Arch and asked Ou Yangming.
Ou Yangming nodded and waved his hand to signal him to change back.
The lion lynx monster was overjoyed, and it could be regarded as passing.
When he turned back into human form, Ou Yangming slapped him over.
Syllable!
The slap came so suddenly that he didn't expect it.
"The poor monk made you a golden arch, what did you change for the poor monk?! Do you think the poor monks are so foolish? Or is it easy to bully poor monks? ”
The ministers in the hall looked at the irritable Ou Yangming, and muttered secretly in their hearts, are you old man still fooling? Good bully?
Don't be kidding, who pulled the lion lynx monster by the collar and slapped it with a big mouth?
It's not you, the monk who looks so foolish and bullies!
Of course, they would never dare to say these words in front of Ou Yangming.
Otherwise, if this is a dozen mouths for nothing, it will be too unworthy.
The lion lynx monster was aggrieved and very aggrieved.
I'm not wrong to become!
The arches, golden.
It's not a golden arch, so what else could it be?
Ou Yangming looked at the lion lynx monster with a dissatisfied face and said slowly.
"Lionlyn, I know you're not convinced. Today, the poor monk will let you see what the Golden Arch is. ”
Everyone in the hall suddenly became interested.
I saw Ou Yangming stretch out his right hand, and then changed!
A plate different from the country of black chicken suddenly appeared on his right hand, holding a chicken steak burger with popping cheese, crispy maple syrup flavored chicken wings, mixed fruits and colorful Qile Cool, and cereal chicken and wheat porridge.
Ou Yangming pointed to the McDonald's set meal on it and said to the griffin monster with a stunned face.
"Look, it's called the Golden Arches!"
it!
At this moment, the lion lynx, only these two words can express his heart.
Everyone in the hall, including Sun Wukong, looked at the package in Ou Yangming's hand with a dull face.
Aren't you playing with people?
Talking about the Golden Arches in his mouth, he conjured up a pile of food in the blink of an eye.
If the Buddha comes, I'm afraid he will have to kneel in front of you and sing about conquest, right?!
There was only Zhu Bajie alone, and his eyes kept looking at the McDonald's set meal in Ou Yangming's hand.
He even swallowed several times, showing his craving for food.
"Holy Holy Holy ....., Holy Sang. You, you...., aren't you embarrassing me? Golden gold..., Golden Arches, how can it be...., how can it be such a thing? ”
"Oh? Are you questioning the poor monk?! ”
The lion lynx monster looked at Ou Yangming, who was not smiling at all, and shuddered.
"No, no, .....no, no, little little ....., little monster doesn't dare! Can't! ”
Ou Yangming patted the lion lynx's head and said.
"Don't you dare, you wait here first, waiting for Manjushri to pick you up. However, capital sins can be avoided, and living sins cannot be escaped. Now you kneel here for the poor monk and sing of conquest. Come and repay you for your disrespect to the poor monks! ”
"Conquest conquest...., conquest? Holy monk, what is the conquest?! ”
Syllable!
"Idiot! Come, sing along with the poor monk! I was conquered by you like this~, cutting off all retreats~, my mood is solid~, my decision is confused~, I was conquered by you like this~, drink the poison you hidden~, my plot has ended~, my love and hate have fallen into the ground~~~"
"Huh?!"
The lionlyn monster opened its mouth, its face full of disbelief.
What the hell is going on?!
"You! Sing it to the poor monks! Otherwise, the poor monk won't mind and let the big apprentice castrate you again! ”
"Conquered by you like this~, cut off all retreats......."
Ou Yangming looked at the lion lynx monster who was kneeling on the ground and singing about conquest, he turned around and said to Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.
"Wukong, Bajie. The two of you go to the imperial garden of the palace, the octagonal glazed well, and rescue the king of the black chicken country. Let him change the customs clearance documents for us, and then go west quickly. ”
"Yes, Master!"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie got orders, and the two of them left in a hurry.
Only Zhu Bajie, a tired and lazy person, turned back from time to time and looked at the McDonald's set meal with a reluctant face.
This foodie!
Ou Yangming looked at Zhu Bajie, where did he not know his careful thoughts?
It's a pity that this is just an illusion, created out of thin air, that is the ability of saints.
No matter how powerful he is, if he is not a saint, he will still be an ant.
And he is at best the more powerful one in a group of ants.
After the two apprentices left, the hall fell silent.
One by one I didn't know what to say, but the queen and the prince wanted to come forward and say something.
But after seeing Ou Yangming's methods, he had a little more scruples in his heart, so he didn't dare to step forward, so he could only wait and see what happened.
After a while, Zhu Bajie walked in with a dejected face carrying a person's corpse.
Bang dang!
In front of Ou Yangming, Zhu Bajie directly threw the corpse on his back.
Syllable!
Sun Wukong was behind him, and immediately stepped forward and slapped him on the back of the head.
"Idiot! In front of the master, do you dare to make a mistake? ”
"Are you embarrassed monkey? deceived me into saying that there was a treasure in the well, but the baby didn't see it, just the body of a king. ”
Ouyang Ming waved his hand and signaled Sun Wukong not to care.
The king of the black chicken country is a passerby at best.
There is no need to destroy the relationship between their master and apprentice because of this incident.
Ou Yangming flipped his hand, took out a pill and stuffed it into the mouth of the king of the Wuji Kingdom.
After a few moments, the king awoke.
He got up slowly, looked around in confusion and said.
"I, where am I? Why do I feel so cold? ”
Can it not be cold?
After soaking in the well water for three years, I didn't soak you, and I counted the benevolence of the well dragon king.
"Father!"
With the sound of the crown prince's father, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty instantly rushed up.