Chapter 279: The Hero Saves the Beauty of Peach Blossom Luck Interstellar Cheimonya Chocolate Reward Plus More
All the benefactors squeezed their eyebrows and urged: "Okay, okay, you better say it quickly, we are people, you don't know best, which one of them doesn't have a tight mouth?" ”
"I'm afraid your mouth is cotton trouser waist......" Wan Tian'er complained, and seemed to have some impulse to spit out the things buried in his heart for a long time, and said a little proudly: "Well, it started from an embroidered shoe." ”
"Embroidered shoes? What a glamorous beginning! The salivating look of a benefactor almost drooled, and his eyes urged: "Why, the embroidered shoes are all in your hands, and the three-inch golden lotus is also seen by you?" ”
"I'm afraid I didn't just see it, I touched it, right? But if a man encounters such an opportunity and doesn't take the opportunity to pinch it, then there is only a eunuch! Another fat-headed, big-eared benefactor nodded in agreement.
"You benefactors, you don't have a word in your mouth!" The peach blossom girl said coquettishly: "If you talk about these strange words again, people will cover their ears and not listen!" ”
"Ahh Peach Blossom Girl, don't be angry, let's just say it. A benefactor was busy with the appearance of being the master of the people, and said: "Don't stop quickly, why use your mouth where you use your ears, I really don't know how to measure." ”
The two benefactors also stopped talking, just looking at Wan Tian'er.
Wan Tian'er also wanted to reprimand, but when he saw that the two people were angry, he was also gloating, so he spat the two of them and said: "You two turtle grandsons, you only think that Lao Tzu is the same obscene as you, we are sitting upright, where can you be such a light woman?" To tell you the truth, those embroidered shoes were picked up by Lao Tzu on the side of the road. "The secret of love on the campus of Silo
"Picked up?" When the benefactors heard this, they were like ducks that wanted to go down the river, and their necks were stretched out, as if they wanted to reach something.
"Exactly," Wan Tian'er saw that he was speaking, and the benefactors were all attentive, and they were more and more energetic, and said: "We are people of great luck, naturally no better than you, the embroidered shoes, we came out of the smoke and rain pavilion last time, drank a little more, full of soreness, thinking about blowing the wind, so I walked along the bank of the rouge river to blow the wind, not thinking, a dozen eyes, from the reeds on the side of the rouge river picked up, if it is why can you find it, or because of the fragrance of the embroidered shoes." ”
"Embroidered shoes can still smell?" The benefactors' eyes lit up: "It seems that it is a beautiful woman with a fragrant fragrance, even the embroidered shoes are fragrant, that person appeared, isn't it a flower!" ”
"You men, you only know how to smell the fragrance, but you don't know the mystery inside." When the Peach Blossom Girl heard that everyone praised the owner of the embroidered shoes, she couldn't help but feel unwilling, and said: "You must know that if you make a mezzanine in the sole of the embroidered insoles, the mezzanine is covered with fragrant powder, so isn't it fragrant step by step!" Man, a little trick can fool you, provided that you are a true beauty. ”
"That's true," Wan San'er said proudly: "That lady, but Lao Tzu has seen the first real beauty in the past 30 years." ”
"Ah, tell me, tell me, how did you find that beauty through embroidered shoes?" The benefactors were impatient and almost scratched their ears and cheeks. The best HarmonyOS system
"Hahaha...... Is this? It's also for the aroma. Wan Tian'er grinned and said mysteriously: "That kind of fragrance, you can't forget it after you smell it once." At that time, the south wind was blowing by the Rouge River, and we shrank our noses and smelled that there was a fragrance exactly the same as this embroidered shoe wafting from the south. ”
"Good nose! No wonder you're a good hunter, much better than that Huaba dog! A benefactor couldn't bear the loneliness and coaxed, causing everyone to burst into laughter: "Peach blossoms, don't you have to smell them with your nose!" ”
"Go, go, what do you know!" An anxious benefactor urged: "Wan Tian'er, when you see that beauty, what does that beauty look like?" What does a bare jade foot look like? ”
"What is this......" Wan Tian'er showed a palpitating look, her face flushed, and said: "That beauty, although her hair is messy and her clothes are disheveled, she has a special charm......
"Disheveled...... "a skinny monkey-like benefactor" screamed, "Oh, I've got you covered!" ”
"Eun, that little shaved shoulder...... Bah! Wan Tian'er reacted at this time, and shouted with teeth and claws: "Who is as obscene as you!" Lao Tzu is a hero who saves the beauty and helps the weak, the world is as obscene as you, and that woman should not show her face on the street. ”
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The benefactors hurriedly said: "Let's not intervene, Wan Tian'er, don't be excited, let's talk quickly, don't hang us." ”
"Who hangs you? Chicken, duck, duck, ...... Where did Lao Tzu say? Oh, by the way, Lao Tzu looked for the fragrance, and saw a group of people in black, surrounded by a beauty, the beauty begged for mercy, but those few thieves in black did not forgive, holding weapons to restrain the beauty, you say this kind of scene, Lao Tzu can see death without help? Then he yelled, stepped forward and rushed towards those black people, who knew that those black men were just silver-like pewter guns, looking very fierce, seeing Lao Tzu, but they were all scared to hug their heads and run away, but seeing Lao Tzu so brave, they also had to be afraid.
After the black-clothed people slipped away, Lao Tzu took a closer look at the beauty, but saw that she was wearing a purple gauze dress, her clothes were disheveled, her hair was scattered, and the green silk was on her shoulders, she was hiding in the reeds, trembling all over, with one bare foot, and that foot, in the dark night, was simply white and shining! Gee...... Lao Tzu thought to himself, this is the beauty who lost her shoes, but he didn't know how this good and beautiful beauty could be bullied by that wicked person, and he was born with this appearance, which is really distressing. Lao Tzu thought about it, and it was those thieves who saw the color and took the beauty captive.
The beauty seemed to be very frightened, seeing Lao Tzu, she was so frightened that she screamed, and even the voice of the beauty screaming was tactful like a song, tsk, Lao Tzu was drunk when she heard it, but she still came back to her senses and said: "Girl, don't be afraid, we are not bad people, we picked up an embroidered shoe over there, and we are looking for the owner, but I never knew that the girl was in danger, and I thought that this embroidered shoe belonged to the girl?" As he spoke, Lao Tzu returned the shoes to the beauty, and at this moment, the beauty realized that Lao Tzu was not a bad person, and only said thank you in a trembling voice......