Chapter 501: I've Never Seen Such a Cheeky Person! [3 more]

I saw that the big wine gourd was flickering in the middle, obviously empty, and Pan Xiaoxian and Ximen Fengyue sat on a sofa while drinking, and the two didn't know how much wine they drank, at this time, if someone smoked a cigarette to calm down, it would be fun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

After drinking too much wine, there is naturally less defense between men and women, Ximen Fengyue treats himself as a pure man when he is awake, not to mention drunk, and Brother Donkey also forgets when he drinks, so now Ximen Fengyue is lying on the sofa with his back facing the sky, the hem of the coarse linen Hanfu is open, and a pair of slender and round honey legs are directly on Pan Xiaoxian's knees, and Pan Xiaoxian's big hands are also unceremoniously on these ivory-colored beautiful legs, and even the big hands are still unconsciously gently rubbing.

Seeing this scene, the disciples of the beggar gang were stunned, is this still the most handsome, chic, snow-white, and clean young gang leader in the beggar gang in the past generations?

You have changed, you used to eat meat and drink with us, and call us brothers, and every time you get drunk, you will educate us with great seriousness and say:

Every beggar disciple was an angel with folded wings in his last life...... You can't afford to hurt someone who can ask for food...... Cherish the beggar disciple beside you who asks for food...... Thirty days to pack you to learn to ask for food, the beggars gang worth a billion of internal top-secret information...... Learning to ask for food will save you ten years of struggle...... After memorizing these sentences, it will be difficult for you to think about whether you want to eat...... Such a beggar disciple, men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it...... Eight sentences from the leader of the beggar gang to the new disciple......

We have these words firmly in our hearts, silently washing our souls in every cold and biting night, we respect you like a big brother, but today you are ...... You're out of the closet!

What are you staring at? Am I wrong? Wait a minute! Staring? The disciples of the beggar gang instantly seemed to have been splashed with a basin of ice water on their heads, from the Tianling cover to the soles of their feet, and they stared blankly at Ximen Fengyue, who opened his eyes at some point.

Although Ximen Fengyue only opened a thin gap with the eyes of the sleeping phoenix, it instantly made the disciples of the beggar gang frightened, and they didn't dare to move one by one. But Ximen Fengyue slowly closed the gap again after a while, and suddenly the beggar disciples quietly retreated and retreated again if they encountered amnesty......

It's a bit too drunk...... Ximen Fengyue Sakura's lips spewed mellow wine, and when she wanted to stand up, her legs were held down by Pan Xiaoxian's hands, so Ximen Fengyue pushed Pan Xiaoxian unhappily: "Roll rough for the old lady!" ”

Pan Xiaoxian was pushed by her and sat up, not only did she not let go of her sexy honey legs, but subconsciously pinched her hands hard - the flesh is still full of elasticity! Wait a minute, these beautiful legs...... That doesn't seem right!

Among the women who have a leg with Pan Xiaoxian, Ning Yu's slender crumbling, Taishi Xiaoci's bodybuilding, Pink Phoenix's pinkness, Tang Yu's slenderness, and Tang Xian'er's plumpness...... One thing they have in common is that they are all white, or snow white, or pink white, or milk white, or moon white, or feather white, all in all, they are white, but these beautiful legs are...... Honey gloss!

According to the only person he came into contact with honey-colored thighs, Ximen Fengyue, who knew the truth, tears fell from the donkey brother's eyes.

What else can I do, I'm desperate! Brother Donkey's hair stood on end, and after being stunned for a second, Brother Donkey chose a dog leash.

Brother Donkey dared to swear by his little friend, he was completely an instinctive reaction in a hurry, but this was indeed a new posture of death - he actually let go after pinching, and quickly rubbed it for Ximen Fengyue!

Rub it!

Ximen Fengyue was stunned, and it took a while for her to suddenly wake up - Nima, the old lady was sexually harassed?

Eat jujube pills! Brother Donkey felt the strong murderous aura emanating from Ximen Fengyue's body, and he finally found the right way in his heart, "Hmm", Brother Donkey hurriedly covered his mouth, his face was pale, and his chest rose and fell violently, as if he was broadcasting live at any time.

This is the old lady's car! Ximen Fengyue's face changed, and he was immediately diverted, and grabbed Pan Xiaoxian without hesitation, and threw him out of the car door with a "whoosh": I will send you away thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white......

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Junshan is actually an island in Yunmengze, and the famous Yueyang Tower is far away, because the two concubines of Emperor Shun, Empress E, Nuying are buried here, Qu Yuan called it Xiangjun in the "Nine Songs", so the descendants call it Junshan, and it is listed as the eleventh blessed land in the world by the "Book of Taoism".

It used to be the helmsman address of the beggar gang, and later it became a 5A-level tourist area, with a ticket of 60 yuan per person, and now it is owned by the beggar gang again, let alone 60, 600, 60,000, 60,000...... You are not allowed to enter.

The two concubines are eternal, and the mangosteen is full of tears. This allusion is about Yu Shun's southern tour, collapsed in Cangwu, Empress E and Nuying came to Junshan to find a husband, suddenly heard the bad news and was very sad, so climbed the bamboo and cried, tears and blood dripped on the bamboo, it became a spotted bamboo, that is, commonly known as the Xiangfei bamboo.

The beggar king is a big competition in the world, just next to a large piece of beautiful Hunan Concubine bamboo forest, a group of rice flowers chose such a beautiful and elegant place to dance with guns and sticks, and there is indeed a suspicion of burning the qin and cooking cranes, but I am in charge of my territory, and the beggars are so capricious!

"There are a total of eight people who are eligible to participate in the Beggar King World Contest this time, and each candidate must have at least one elder or two Dharma protectors jointly recommending them.

"The beggar gang has four elders and five protectors from the main and deputy leaders, the four elders each recommend one person, the five guardians except me, the other four people jointly recommended two people, the deputy leader recommended one person, and the helper supported the person I recommended, that is, you.

"So you not only represent me, but also the helper!" Ximen Fengyue walked with Pan Xiaoxian and whispered to him about the situation, Pan Xiaoxian pretended to be drunk and unconscious after the live broadcast yesterday, and finally survived with difficulty, and he was going to participate in the beggar king world competition early this morning, so it was not until this time that Ximen Fengyue told him this.

Tell the truth, teacher, I'm really not used to you being so serious all of a sudden...... Pan Xiaoxian followed behind Ximen Fengyue and silently remembered the key points, but he found that every sentence seemed to be the key, but it seemed that every sentence was not the point, and summarized Pan Xiaoxian and found that the most important sentence was actually the last sentence, he represented Ximen Fengyue and the beggar gang leader!

Ximen Fengyue is the young gang leader, and the gang leader is her master, so the question is, can the people who are jointly supported by the gang leader and the young gang leader lose?

"Stinky boy, you've finally appeared!" A hoarse broken gong voice suddenly came to our face: "We all thought you didn't dare to come, hahaha......"

Before Pan Xiaoxian looked back, he smelled a foul smell coming to his face, he held his breath and looked, only to see that the person who came was an old beggar with a one-eyed dragon, that eye seemed to have been gouged out by someone with his fingers, and he didn't do anything to deal with it.

Jin Buchang's one-eyed one looked Pan Xiaoxian up and down a few times, and then sneered: "Stinky boy, do you remember what I told you last time?"

"Even if you're a clean-clothed faction, you should have at least one patch on your body, otherwise you'll have to deal with it according to the gang rules! Last time, I gave you a favor, but this time you went to Junshan, and there was still no patch, Ximen Protector, what do you say about this? ”

Ximen Fengyue took a sip of wine casually, and snapped his fingers with a big grin: "Uncle Shi can say whatever he wants!" ”

"Then don't blame the old man for dealing with it according to the gang rules!" Jin Buchang's single eye bloomed with a vicious light: "According to the gang rules, you will be punished with beating dogs, and beating dogs with a thousand sticks will stop as an example!" Hey, hey, Ximen Protector won't be reluctant, right? ”

Ximen Fengyue sneered: It's not that I look down on you, I don't think of you, you really treat my apprentice as a pure little white flower?

Jin Buchang's face sank suddenly, Ximen Fengyue's obvious sneer had already angered him, Jin Buchang turned around and glared at Pan Xiaoxian viciously with one eye, and then shouted loudly: "All the disciples listen to the order, and there are dog-beating sticks in their hands!" ”

As a beggar disciple, almost everyone has a dog stick, which is like Sun Wukong's stick, the bald axe, and the pot of the red wolf, all of which belong to the professional props that never leave the body, with Jin Buchang's shout, suddenly the surrounding disciples all "banged" and agreed, and the dog stick in his hand "clanged" and knocked on the ground, at first the stick was very messy, and I didn't know that there were hundreds of thousands of people knocking, but later it unified the rhythm, and suddenly the sound of the stick was deafening, and every time it seemed to hit the soul of a person, It's almost like you're gone......

"Wait a minute!" Pan Xiaoxian shouted: "Who said I don't have a patch? ”

As soon as Jin Buchang raised his hand, the sound of the stick immediately stopped, and everyone quieted down, which shows how prestigious Jin Buchang is among the beggars.

One-eyed coldly looked Pan Xiaoxian up and down again, and after confirming that there was indeed no patch, Jin Buchang sneered:

"According to the rules of the beggar gang, no matter whether it is a clean or dirty faction, there must be at least one patch on the coat, and the size must reach more than one inch, and the color must form a contrast...... There are no patches on your coat, not even a hundred patches on your underwear! ”

The beggar disciples all burst into laughter, but Pan Xiaoxian raised his arms casually: Next is the moment to witness the miracle!

I saw that Pan Xiaoxian's patch was actually hit under the armpit, and there was a big patch on both armpits, the clothes were white sportswear, and the patch was red cloth, the size and color difference were obvious, and it was also on the coat, but the problem was that only Pan Xiaoxian could see it when he raised his arms!

Jin Buchang and his friends were stunned - I had never seen such a brazen person!

[Thank you for the reward (100) of the hero in disturbing the people, congratulations to the hero for being promoted to the helmsman in the accumulation of disturbing the people!] Sprinkle flowers!

[Thank you for the rewards of the brothers and sisters on the second floor, such as Lao Huang (1000), Renzi Yingxue (500+100), Sakuva (100), Flying Frost and Falling Rain (100), Nagging and Chattering (100), Laughing Buddha (100), Momoda Agui (100), Book Friend 20170321090106553 (100), Mystery Girl Chen (100), Diligent (10), etc., hug them one by one, I won't tell you that this is yesterday's third shift...... Embarrassment】