Have you figured out what your baby's name is? ”

Xu asked Murong Xiaocaodao.

"No, but when I think of the name, I think of a super hilarious joke."

Murong Xiaocao smiled and said.

"What joke?"

Xu Promise can't figure out Murong Xiaocao's god-like logic at all now, is it because the writer's brain is different from that of a normal person?

"Once upon a time, there was a couple who were very happy, and then the wife became pregnant and gave birth to their first son, and the couple was very happy, but at the same time they also began to be depressed.

The two have no culture, and the child was born, but the name has become a problem.

'Daddy, give your child a name!' ’

The wife said.

'you, this is a daunting task. ’

The child's father couldn't think of a good name, so he said.

But I don't know what to call it. ’

It was at this time that the wife farted because the digestion was too good.

It's a stinking one, and it's unforgettable.

So the husband smiled and said, 'The child is called a fart, it's easy to remember and special.' ’

So the child was named Fart.

After two years of this, my wife became pregnant and gave birth to a child again.

On the day of the birth, the couple began to have trouble again.

It's terrible to be uneducated, and you can't even choose a nice name for your child.

"Husband, what's the child's name!"

The wife said with embarrassment.

'Yes, wife, what's the child's name?' ’

My husband was also in a dilemma.

"Okay, let's call the kid, it's easy to remember and special."

So the two children began their lives with such names.

Time flies quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it is time for the children to go to school.

I'm in the third grade, and I'm in the first grade.

At school, the teacher talked about collecting gold and doing good deeds every day, so on a sunny day, he found a hundred yuan on the street.

He followed what he had learned in school and found his uncle as a policeman.

But the police uncle framed him for stealing the money and locked up the fart.

The husband works outside the home, the wife takes care of the family at home, and when school is over, the only thing is to come home.

The wife asked, 'Why, why did you come back yourself, your brother?' ’

I don't know. ’

After that, I went into the house.

At this time, the phone rang at home, and the wife answered and learned about the fact that her child was locked up.

But there were elderly people to take care of at home, and she couldn't go out, so she handed over this difficult task to her son.

What came to the police station.

'What's your name, little friend?' ’

Uncle policeman asked.

'What's my name?' ’

What answers.

'What's your name?' ’

The policeman continued to ask.

I said what my name was. ’

What is a very helpless answer.

The police were also anxious: "I asked you what your name is?" ”

'What's my name?' ’

I'm in a hurry.

The police really couldn't help it, so they took a deep breath and continued to ask, "Little friend, what are you doing at the police station?" ”

"Oh, I'm here for something, my mom said, let you let your fart out."

……”

Murong Xiaocao spoke with relish, and when it came to interesting places, he also smiled very happily.

"What's the child's name?"

Murong Xiaocao pursed her lips and began to ponder, thinking of the names of the two children in the joke, she still wanted to laugh, but she froze.

"Children are born to you, and nature is born by you."

Although Xu Yu has also been in school for many years, the name is still a bit ......

"The eldest is called Snow, the second is called Sichen, and the third is called Simu, so it's decided."

Murong Xiaocao nodded with satisfaction.

Promise frowned.

"What does Sichen mean, and what does Simu mean?"

Could it be that this woman still has someone she likes?

"I'm just a random name, as long as it sounds good, Xu Sichen, isn't Xu Simu good?"

Murong Xiaocao looked at Xu Promise and said coldly.

If he doesn't say it's good, he'll divorce him, yes, that's it, this man has suffered so much that he has suffered, and he is still picky.

"It's good, it's good, it's very good."

promised that when he heard the child and his surname, he was in a good mood, hahaha, if grandpa knew about it, would he be so happy that he would float.

It's not right, it's a ghost that floats up, and it's a happy jump.

Murong Xiaocao glanced at him unhappily, turned around and pulled his son away.

Xue Tutu glanced at the promise very sympathetically and followed.

Xu Promise sighed, looked at his wife who had left, and shook his head helplessly while looking at the child who was going to come out in a few days in the incubator.

It is said that Chu Menglin was also born prematurely, and the child was almost unable to be saved at that time.

Of course, she did it herself, and if she hadn't had so many miscarriages before, she wouldn't have been born prematurely now.

But she didn't find fault with herself, but blamed all the blame on Murong Xiaocao.

Originally, Li Anyi didn't want to help her that day, thinking of the tragic death of his grandmother and grandmother, he wanted her to die quickly, but he was an officer and couldn't handle things like that, so he could only send her to the emergency room.

The child is congenitally incomplete, but there is nothing wrong with the body, that is, the heart is insufficiency, and he suffers from congenital heart disease, which can be said to have paid off his mother's debts after birth, so people, you can't do too many bad things, otherwise you can't tell what will happen to future generations, such as the child's congenital incompleteness.

It is said that it has been more than four months since Chu Menglin was examined, and Dr. Che warned that she may not be able to have children in the future, so she left this child.

She has no common sense in this area, and she lives inappropriately, so the child has a heart disease, and it is not detected at all when it is in the belly.

The day before Xiaocao's accident.

Chu Menglin came to the downstairs of the dormitory where Wang Tingting lived.

I don't know where she learned about Wang Tingting, and when she found Wang Tingting, Wang Tingting was also stunned.

When she said that she would let her do this, Wang Tingting's first reaction was no.

"That's not good, my job was given by Miss Murong and them, if she knew that I did such a thing, Miss would definitely dismiss me, then what should I do in the future, I don't want to leave Kyoto, so I can't do it."

"It's okay, it's just to make her allergic, it's not a big deal, it's just to teach her a lesson, who let her rob the man who belongs to me and make me what I am now. I'll give you a lot of money when it's done, how about it. ”

Chu Menglin is good at buying people's hearts, she is a rich person, and naturally knows that poor people like money, so it is best to use money to talk about things.

In the end, Wang Tingting agreed, so Murong Xiaocao had an accident the next morning.

Originally, Chu Menglin thought that Murong Xiaocao would die three times, but what she didn't expect was that she had nothing to do with the child, which was really a waste of opportunity.

She hated it even more in her heart, hating God's injustice.

What she didn't know was that it wasn't God's unfairness at all, but God's punishment for her.

Good people will naturally be rewarded, as for her......

When the two children came out of the incubator, it was more than a month after they were born.

Murong Xiaocao was very happy that she could finally hug her two children.

I saw that the two dolls were white and fat, fleshy, and very cute in Murong Xiaocao's arms.

That's when there was a knock on the door.

promised to open the door, and what he saw were his grandparents, three uncles and three aunts, and everyone he didn't like, and Xu Zhiguo was among them.

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