Chapter 2 Police Stations
"I ...... I, I listen to you. Tutor Ma nodded again and again as if he had been amnesty.
"How many of you are now?"
"Even you...... No, no, I'm a bastard, how can I even include your old man. There were twenty-six people in total. ”
"You go and call the four people in the manager's office here, and then find a rope, it must be long and strong."
Tutor Ma got up and trotted all the way to the manager's room next door, and it didn't take long to call the four big team leaders who were beaten by Yang Guomin to the big classroom, and then took out a plate of nylon rope from the cupboard, Yang Guomin looked at the nylon rope, although it was not thick, but it was very strong.
Yang Guomin pointed to the rope, and then pointed to the people in the large classroom and instructed Tutor Ma, "Go, tie their hands together." ”
"Do you want to tie it up?" Tutor Ma asked.
"Of course they have to be tied."
At this time, the team leader with half of his face swollen raised his hand and said: "Report No. 092, no, no, report Brother Yang Guomin learned that I used to be in charge of bundling pigs in the slaughterhouse, and I am doing this." ”
Before Yang Guomin could speak, Tutor Ma looked at the team leader with murderous eyes: "Nima, not only pry Lao Tzu's line, but also take advantage of Lao Tzu." I call him grandpa, you call him eldest brother, does Nima want to be my uncle? ”
Yang Guomin ignored Tutor Ma's dissatisfaction, and he said to the team leader and Tutor Ma, "Okay, you two together, hurry up." ”
The team leader is worthy of being born in a pig-tying family, with skillful movements and quick hands and feet. Tutor Ma was clumsy and frizzy, and he did it all the way, and was reprimanded by the team leader several times in the middle. was so angry that Mentor Ma almost killed this white-faced traitor.
Yang Guomin sat tall and watched the team leader and Tutor Ma tie up everyone in the room with a rope like crabs, and after the tie up, the team leader raised his hand and reported: "Report, it's all tied." ”
Yang Guomin asked quietly: "Is it really all tied?" ”
The team leader said in confusion: "It's really all tied." ”
Yang Guomin said: "Not necessarily." ”
The team leader immediately understood, he pulled the rope and began to tie up the horse instructor, and the horse instructor was angry: "Nima, dare to tie me." ”
The team leader said, "Not only do I want to tie you up, but I also want to tie myself up." ”
The team leader tied up Tutor Ma with himself, and Yang Guomin took the rope and said go. Later, Tutor Ma also asked, "Where are you going?" The team leader rushed to answer for Yang Guomin: "Of course it's the police station." ”
Yang Guomin walked at the front of the line with the rope, the group leader followed closely, and twenty-six people walked like a large string of crabs.
Walking on the street, the scene of dog blood attracted countless onlookers. There is a lot of talking:
"What does that mean?"
"Let's make a TV series."
"What kind of TV series is so lively?"
"The name should be: one and ...... One two three four...... Twenty-six. ”
Later, when the onlookers learned that Yang Guomin had single-handedly defeated such a huge pyramid marketing organization, they all applauded.
Later, someone helped Yang Guomin maintain order. First, a young man pushed away the crowd and walked up to Yang Guomin and said, "I have also been deceived, can I help you?" ”
Yang Guomin was extremely happy to assign the young man to the back of the team to help him watch, and then another person stood up, and then two, three......
Whenever someone in the crab team tried to break free, it immediately attracted a flurry of punches and kicks.
The unpopularity of pyramid schemes can be seen from this.
At an intersection, the traffic police on duty stopped the strange procession. Yang Guomin stepped forward to explain the situation, and the traffic police who led the team looked at more and more onlookers, and began to worry about the traffic jam, he raised his hand and called a small traffic policeman, and instructed: "You drive a police car to guide them to the nearest police station, don't go wrong on the road." ”
So the scene behind was even more bloody than just now, only to see a police car flashing in front of the lights and whistle to open the road, Yang Guomin walked in front with a rope in a majestic manner, followed by a team of twenty-six people who were tied tightly by the rope and hung their heads, and there were five or six young men on both sides of the team who were shouting to maintain order......
With such a powerful team, Yang Guomin can't go well if he wants to do the following.
Soon arrived at the police station.
As soon as this group of people entered the police station, the police at the police station were also startled: What kind of work is this?
Yang Guomin thanked the small traffic police and a few young men who maintained order from the bottom of his heart, and began to make notes.
It was almost noon after finishing the transcript, and Yang Guomin was about to leave when a policewoman stopped him: "Mr. Yang, wait a minute, our director is invited." ”
The policewoman is very young, and she looks at Yang Guomin with admiration in her eyes.
The director is looking for me? What is the director looking for me? I don't know him. Yang Guomin glanced back at the policewoman suspiciously, and the policewoman guessed his thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it won't be a bad thing." ”
The policewoman took Yang Guomin to the director's office, the director looked to be in his thirties and had a very friendly attitude, he beckoned Yang Guomin to sit down and poured him a glass of water. Yang Guomin didn't stick to his teeth for half a day, and he did feel a little thirsty, so he took the water and drank it.
While the director added new water to Yang Guomin, he asked: "Has the young man practiced kung fu?" ”
Yang Guomin replied truthfully: "Kung Fu is my family's ancestral. ”
"Ancestral kung fu? Where are you from? ”
Yang Guomin said: "I am from Pan Yangzhuang." ”
When the director heard that it was Pan Yangzhuang's, he was immediately relieved: "I said, this body's good kung fu, dare to love Pan Yangzhuang's." Is it Pan or Yang? ”
"My surname is Yang."
"The descendants of Yang Lao Linggong, disrespectful and disrespectful. By the way, are your old Yang family and Lao Pan's family still not dealing with each other? ”
"We are generations of enemies, this Liangzi was concluded during the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty, no, it should be during the Northern Song Dynasty, after the sensational Pan Yang lawsuit, this Liangzi was concluded."
"I have a question, are you really a descendant of Yang Linggong?"
"That's what the family tree says."
The two men gossiped for a while, when a police officer came in with a stack of files, and the director began to look at them. Yang Guomin sat on the side and watched the director, frowning and pondering for a while, and then writing hard.
After waiting for a while, Yang Guomin couldn't help but ask, "Director, am I still fine?" ”
The director didn't raise his head and said, "Someone will come to pick you up in a while." ”
Someone to pick me up? Who will it be? Fifth uncle? Or which brother?
While guessing, someone knocked lightly on the door of the director's office: "Click......"
"Here you are," the director said softly, then raised his voice and said, "Please come in." ”
Yang Guomin asked, "How do you know it's picking me up?" Maybe it's your people. ”
The director smiled playfully: "Damn, my people don't have a hand to knock on the door." ”