Chapter 384: Jumping over the brazier
"Mom, if you ask him so, what can he say, hurry up and come into the house, otherwise without you, our relatives won't be able to play, where is the abalone? Mom, I'm hungry. ”
The second millennium broke the embarrassment at this time.
"Okay, Mom will go get it for you, if you come back later, it will be cold, you can eat just now, it's hot."
Before the mother of the second millennium went to the kitchen, she didn't forget to glare at the tall man.
"My mother didn't say anything to you, she's like that, she likes me, like parents who are anxious to get their children married."
"I think you're sensible when you go home."
What the tall man said to the second millennium was heard by the mother of the second millennium who came out of the kitchen immediately.
"Who said that my daughter is not sensible, my own daughter, there is no big drawback, just too strong, but this is not a big deal, on the contrary, it is too motivated, you have to learn a lot from my daughter, but what else can we parents say, as long as my daughter likes it, wait a minute, in front of everyone, do you have any expression?"
After finishing speaking, the second millennium was silent.
"What do you mean by what your mother said? Is there a child in it, you haven't paid me for rent, I won't lose money, tell you, I didn't prepare any red envelopes when I came here. ”
"That's the case, we have a custom here, that is, outsiders who have just started to jump a brazier, I don't know if you can do it?"
"Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, you see the shoes I'm wearing today, and I can still run on the fire, just say, what kind of brazier? I must be able to cross over, it's time to show you my heroic posture, not to mention, there is still our family six or six inside, I must not be ashamed. ”
As soon as the tall man finished speaking, the mother of the second thousand-year-old man dragged a large basin outside, and inside was dry firewood, which had not yet been lit.
Seeing this situation, the tall man retreated directly to the back, "You don't want to burn it for me directly, right, where did you get such a big basin from, this can't be a pig slaughter, right?" ”
"You're right, we slaughter a pig every year for Chinese New Year's Eve, and this is the pot."
"Really? So I'm going to see how the pigs are doing now? ”
"Come back soon, this means that the coming year will be prosperous, and there is also the meaning that dry firewood meets the fire, and we want to make our relationship better and better."
"I found out that you are a person who is quite good at cutting first and then playing, why didn't you say it earlier, if you said it earlier, I wouldn't come, I can't afford to take my life for you with so much money."
"I'm just giving you a suggestion, did you force you, and then you didn't have to take the initiative to come, what did you say in order to test Liuliu, you can't even stand the test of this brazier, and you still want to test others, dream about it."
The second thousand-year-old tightened his nose, looking down on the tall man.
"Okay, okay, anyway, you add more money to me, I just want to work in a law firm after the year, and I earn less in the early stage, and if I pay more money, I will suffer less crime, and I also want to buy a real diamond for our family."
Ring, I'm saving money now, I used to buy one from a salesman, it's too fake, I feel like Liuliu rejected me, it must have something to do with that. ”
"Look, I'll just say, why do you always want to be opportunistic, and it's not good for you to be an honest driver? If you have to drive other people's cars so far, just to take advantage of other people's little advantages, I don't think you will take the initiative to leave your job after the year, but if people know about it, they will fire you. ”
The tall man no longer quarrels with the thousand-year-old man, but moves his body and prepares for the posture.
"I said in advance, if I have three long and two short, my mother will take care of it, and there will be six six, you will ...... for me"
"Fall in love with Liuliu for you? Rest assured, you'll be fine. ”
"How can you be so sure?"
The tall man was asking the second thousand-year-old man, when he heard a burst of cheers in the room, and then the fiery red picture came into the eyes of the tall man.
"Do you have to be so ruthless? How much do you hate me to do such a thing? Isn't this forcing me to kill myself? ”
"Don't talk about those, this is our tradition here, see how brave you are, and if you can pass, you can rest assured that you will marry me."
"The point is that I don't need you to marry me, now it seems that our family is really perfect, without parents, I don't have to incur this crime."
"Forget it, if you really don't want to think about it, I'll tell my mother and let her extinguish it, but you have to think about it, if you don't pass through this brazier, waiting for you, but the bombardment of the seven aunts and eight aunts, think about it, can you withstand it?"
After thinking about it, the tall man still decided to take a risk, because for him, in the face of so many people asking in turn, it is better to come through the brazier, anyway, the second millennium said that there will be no danger, so believe her once, as long as he rushes over quickly, he should be fine.
The tall man began to look for a nearby water source, wanting to leave a way back for himself, even if he was a fire, he could put it out in time, but after thinking about it, he coaxed it again, he couldn't figure it out, what age is this, how can there be such a viciousness, it was a very happy thing, but if they made it like this, it would be a tragedy.
The second millennium saw that the tall man had not come in for so long, so he opened the door curtain and walked outside, but he did not find the tall man.
"Are you still there?" Faced with the question of the second millennium, the tall man replied weakly, "It should not be anymore in a while." ”
"Oh, it's okay, I mean really, you will know when you go in, it is a test of your guts......"
Before the second millennium finished speaking, he saw a person walking towards him in the pigsty, holding a little fat pig in his arms.
What made the second millennium even more blush was that the tall man actually took off his clothes and pants, and then used the little fat pig to block his key points.
"What are you doing here?"
The shouting of the second millennium attracted the attention of Shi Yue, who was sitting at the door, and she gently opened the curtain, but saw that the tall man was wearing pants, and on the side was the millennium second, in his arms
Holding something, the body bent back, moving and moving.
"Stink, stinky rascal."
"Shi Yue, who are you talking about?"
Liuliu just wanted to look in Shi Yue's direction, but Shi Yue lowered the door curtain.
Then, the second millennium and the tall man walked in together.
"Mom and Dad, and all my family members, today I will introduce you to one person, that is my boyfriend, I know that your children, who are about the same age as me, are all married, and some even have several babies, in fact, I am not in a hurry, I also think I should get married and have children earlier, but I have not been able to have a suitable person, but ......"
The second millennium is introducing the excellence of tall men to everyone, but in Shi Yue's opinion, there is no word that can be heard in his ears.
Shi Yue's mind always recalled the picture just now, "Could it be that this time it's not fake, but real?" So what should Liuliu do? ”
Shi Yue's eyes looked at Liuliu, full of the same, which aroused Liuliu's sensitivity.
"Shi Yue, look at the two of them, what do you always look at me, I don't have anything on my face, hehe."
When Liuliu laughed, Shi Yue felt very bright, Shi Yue really hoped that Liuliu could live well and not meet a scumbag.
Just as Shi Yue was thinking about how to describe to Liuliu what he had just watched, Liuliu was happily holding Shi Yue's arm, "Shi Yue, Shi Yue, look at it." ”
When Shi Yue's eyes reached the direction of the tall man, he found that he had crossed a large brazier, and the people in the room applauded one after another, and the sound for a moment seemed to be deafening, which couldn't help but make Shi Yue and Liuliu feel the excitement of the New Year.
And the tall man who was surrounded by many relatives of the thousand-year-old second family stood on tiptoe and looked in the direction of Liuliu, wanting to know if Liuliu didn't see his brave act just now, but accidentally met Shi Yue's fierce eyes.
"I didn't offend Shi Yue either, did I?" The tall man muttered to himself.
"You don't look at work, making money, income, etc., you don't have the development of my daughter, but you still have the courage of a man who is not afraid of things, okay, I have passed this level and carried this toy down."
The words of the second mother of the millennium made the tall man cry and laugh, "This is a toy?" ”
Before the tall man could react, the toy basin was forced to reach the tall man's feet.
"Let me take it? I still have to work in your house? You didn't say that before, did you? ”
The tall man bent over, tilted his head, and whispered to the second thousand-year-old man through gritted teeth.
"You think it's so easy to make other people's money, okay, okay, it's over, let you go and carry this down, it's to treat you as a family, not a guest, you've passed the first level, come back as soon as you're done."
"The first level? What about you guys playing Super Mario? Then let me ask you, which level can I be considered to have passed? ”
"There are three levels in total." The second thousand-year-old said categorically, "Moreover, one level is easier than the other." ”
"That's okay, it's nothing, it's all toys, right? It's fun, turn around
I also buy one, it can really test the EQ and IQ of others, and I am absolutely confident in this. ”
When the tall man walked out of the door with a large toy basin, the sweat on his head was already running down, and as a drop of sweat fell to the ground, the tall man looked down at the ground and suddenly found that the sweat had fallen onto a person's shoes.
"Shi Yue, you wish I was thrown to death, you stretched out your foot to trip me, right? Could it be that this is the second level of today, it is indeed too simple, I saw through it at once. ”
After finishing speaking, the tall man looked at the second thousand-year-old, and the second-thousand-year-old was very innocent and confused, not understanding the meaning of the tall man's snorting nose, as if he was very confident.
Shi Yue, on the other hand, held his mouth downward, seemingly disappointed that the tall man did not fall.
"Shi Yue, are your shoes too big? Don't put your feet in the doorway, they'll cause someone else to fall. ”
Liuliu is correcting Shi Yue's mistakes, but Shi Yue is just angry.
(End of chapter)