Chapter 44: What are you going to do with me, a big zombie? [1 update]
Pan Xiaoxian also wants to learn, but the problem is that no matter which martial arts Fang Tie demonstrates, it requires a combination of strength and speed, especially under Fang Tie's hard performance, it is as fast as a meteor, which is dizzying, it is really good kung fu!
The only problem is that this is so anti-zombie!
With such a fast punch and leg technique, do you want me to be a big zombie? What should I do?
So how can we solve our worries? Only sleep......
Everyone has such a biological clock, but Pan Xiaoxian's is more special - as long as he is in class, Pan Xiaoxian wants to sleep......
Fang Tie was so angry that his face turned green when he saw it, he was so paralyzed that Lao Tzu played so wonderfully, it was okay if you didn't give a reward, no, if you didn't appreciate it, you still dared to sleep?
Lao Tzu - Ada!
Fang Tie, who hated iron but not steel, suddenly rose up, and swept a whirlwind leg in mid-air towards the staggering and drowsy Pan Xiaoxian. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Unforgivable, soul light!
Lao Tzu slaps you to death and counts you as a bird!
"Phew!" Pan Xiaoxian, who slept in the dark, hit the street gorgeously, and the standard "big" character was placed on the solid wood floor.
Of course, even if you are awake, you have to hit the streets.
Fang Tieke is a genuine fifteenth-level life, he has passed the Great Galaxy Life Level Qualification Certification and obtained the qualification certificate!
What does a fifteenth-level life represent?
It only takes one second to run 100 meters!
Ten times faster than ordinary people, not to mention Pan Xiaoxian, who is so slow that he can't even complain?
Well done! The students of the elite team unanimously gave a high-five, this is Tutor Fang's unique class style!
People who practice martial arts don't have so much nonsense, and if they don't accept it, they just do it!
When they first joined the elite team, they were not beaten less, and they had nowhere to complain, and Fang Tie's bullish temper was not easy for the principal to handle.
There are only two results of the complaint, one is that he voluntarily quits the elite team, and the other is that he was driven out of the elite team after being killed by Fang Tie.
The onlookers who didn't know the truth and Zhang Lijun were all stunned, although it was wrong to say that Pan Xiaoxian slept in class, but he would tear apart if he didn't agree - this Nima is really a university professor and not a gangster thug?
What happened to Emma?
Pan Xiaoxian slowly pressed his hands on the ground, and then supported his body with both arms little by little...... It's like decomposing in slow motion, stiff and struggling to get up again, my mind is still mushy, why did I lie down?
Deserve! The students of the elite team, as people who came over, all showed smug smiles. This kid will definitely be kicked out next, seeing that Professor Fang is so angry today, he will not be allowed to attend classes for at least a week!
"Pan Xiaoxian stays, and the others go out!" Fang Tie's face turned pale, and he shouted loudly.
Ha ha! I'll just say, right? The students of the elite team looked at each other and smiled, and then ...... Wait a minute! Something seems wrong!
Did the tutor say the opposite?
The students of the elite team all looked at Fang Tie with expectant eyes, hoping that Fang Tie could understand by himself.
"Look at what? Don't you all get out of here! "Fang Tie is not a good temper in the first place, this is his normal painting style.
As for Pan Xiaoxian, if it weren't for the apprenticeship with Song Yuanqiao, if it weren't for Pan Xiaoxian's amazing talent, if it weren't for the fact that Pan Xiaoxian was fooled into the country's important weapon, Fang Tie would not be so amiable to communicate with people.
The classmates of the elite team were so frightened that they shrunk their necks and eggs, ran away with their buttocks between them, and this was not the first time that this situation had happened.
Datou and Zhang Lijun are all confused, although they don't know why, but it will definitely not be wrong to follow their predecessors.
After they all ran outside, the big head took out a cigarette and handed it out to the students of the elite team one by one, and then asked him the only student he knew in the elite team with a smile: "Lao Chang, we just came, and we don't understand the situation, what happened to Tutor Fang just now?" Why did you kick us all out? ”
The man's name was Chang Lizhi, he took the cigarette, and the big head hurriedly helped him light it, Chang Lizhi said in a big way: "Then you still need to say?" This is going to be a family law! ”
"Upper family law?" The big head is unconscious.
"That's right, those of us who have entered the elite team are all registered disciples of Master Fang. As a master, of course, Master Fang is a disciple who has to deal with it by family law if he does something wrong, but he usually lets everyone watch to set an example. Today, I kicked everyone out, it looks like it's going to be very bloody......" Chang Lizhi said and patted his chest muscles with palpitations.
"Absolute eighteen forbidden shots! Gee! Another classmate of the elite team gloated and interjected: "Big head, Pan Donkey is from your dormitory, right?" Hurry up and greet the people in your dormitory, and wait a while to carry Pan Donkey to the school hospital! ”
"......" Datou and Zhang Lijun were all pale when they heard it, they asked for money to learn martial arts from others, and it was fatal to learn martial arts from Fang Tie!
"We're quitting!" Gao Ming and Gao Jue hugged each other tightly, Mom, we want to go home!
At this time, in the training ground, to everyone's surprise, Fang Tie was smiling amiably at Pan Xiaoxian: "Xiaoxian, tell me, what do you want to learn?" ”
"Too ...... Pole. Pan Xiaoxian said honestly.
What you taught me, big brother, is not suitable for me at all! Think about it, can you make a man have a baby? Can you make a woman? You can make ...... Well, it seems that I can neither have children nor masturbate now......
Thinking of this Pan Xiaoxian's face, Fang Tie also had a face-you were brainwashed by the dwarf winter melon, right?
That dwarf winter melon teaches you to recover,, and learn after giving birth?
"Come, you come with me." Fang Tie decided to use the facts to teach Pan Xiaoxian to be a new person, and took Pan Xiaoxian to the [Physical Testing Room] next to the training ground.
"You know what this is, right?" Fang Tie walked in front of a large instrument, and after starting the instrument, a simulated human body wrapped in a thick soft material bounced up and stood in front of Pan Xiaoxian.
This is a boxing testing machine, which simulates the internal of the human body is a precision sensor, and only needs to simulate the effective part of the human body to accurately test the number of boxing strength.
Pan Xiaoxian came once during the entrance test, and at that time he only scored 80 kilograms with all his strength to breastfeed, which was far from the standard score of an ordinary healthy adult man, and he was the first from the bottom in the class, and even Zhang Lijun, who was also at the end of the crane, scored 100 kilograms, which was Pan Xiaoxian's eternal pain in his heart.
If it weren't for Pan Donkey's nickname, Pan Xiaoxian would definitely not be able to escape the reputation of "five scum of war".
"Look." Fang Tie walked in front of the simulated human body, picked up his arm and punched the simulated human body.
Suddenly, the simulated human body made a muffled sound of "tom", and fell backwards suddenly, followed by a cold electronic prompt: "The tester's score is - two thousand and thirty-eight kilograms, which has reached the fifteenth level life standard!" ”
Lying Monkey Sailei...... Pan Xiaoxian couldn't help but gasp, more than 2,000 kilograms! This Nima can kill an elephant with one punch, right?
"This is a punch that I rely solely on the strength of my body, and I will use the collapse fist of Dacheng Fist for the next punch, you see."
Fang Tie said that his left foot took half a step to the left front, his right foot was implemented, the forefoot of his left foot touched the ground, his heel was empty, his hands were slowly raised to his chest like an environmental protection water tank, his body was slightly tilted, his left shoulder was in front, his right shoulder was in the back, and he put out a "floating cloud pile" with a big fist.
In Pan Xiaoxian's opinion, Fang Tie's feet were as if he was stepping on a swimming cloud, and his hands seemed to be pulling the clouds.
Suddenly, the local iron twisted his waist, and at the same time turned his right palm into a fist, and urged his right fist with his right shoulder to hit the simulated human body!
The sound of "boom" was like thunder, and the simulated human body simply fell down in the blink of an eye, and even the entire instrument was violently "buzzing", as if it was overwhelmed and about to fall apart.
After a few moments, an electronic prompt sounded: "The tester's score is - 4,408 kilograms, which has reached the seventeenth level of life standard!" Warning, the maximum bearing limit of this unit is 5,000 kg, and the tester is advised to stop using it immediately! Warning, the machine ......"
Please take my knees, old man!
Pan Xiaoxian was completely shocked, more than 4,000 kilograms, even the boxing test machine has shrunk its eggs, what a huge power this is!
Not to mention elephants, even whales have to be beaten so that they can't take care of themselves, right?
"See?" Fang Tie pretended to smile slightly, he played well today, under normal circumstances, he would probably be able to hit about 4,300 kilograms. This boxing tester is also a good assister, so turn around and have someone add a little more lube to it!
"This is the bonus effect that Dachengquan's collapse fist brings to strength, a good set of martial arts can make you exert more powerful strength, but a set of spicy chicken martial arts ......" Fang Tie Skin smiled without smiling: "Hehe, you can also try it - use a short ...... Professor Song teaches you Tai Chi! ”
No contrast, no harm!
Don't you even understand this most basic truth, Mentor Fang?
Besides, is it interesting for you, the head instructor of the martial arts class of the fifteenth level of life, to be in front of a crane tail student with me?
Would you like to order Bilian?
However, Pan Xiaoxian also wanted to know how much strength he had, and after the mutation, he obviously felt that his body had undergone a huge change, but he didn't know how big the change was, so he could just take this opportunity to test it.
As for Fang Tie's comparison, if you are serious, you will lose......
Pan Xiaoxian drooped his head, dragged his heavy steps, and staggered towards the simulated human body, looking at his half-dead appearance, Fang Tie was sure that Pan Xiaoxian had definitely been destroyed by him, so Fang Tie decided to strike while the iron was hot.
"Xiaoxian, why don't we make a bet first?" Fang Tie smiled very cunningly: "If you use Tai Chi boxing, you can hit more than 100 kilograms with one punch, I won't care about you in the future, you just go with the short ...... Professor Song went to learn Tai Chi.
"But if you can't beat a hundred kilograms, I want you to immediately cut off the master-apprentice relationship with Professor Song, worship me as a teacher, and follow me to learn boxing in the future, how about it? Do you dare to bet? ”