Yang Guomin said with a smile: "You guessed basically right, Pan Guifei is not an astronaut anymore, but a flight attendant." ”

"That's right, it's kind of interesting."

Yang Guomin then said another: "It's still a matter of your East Street, the non-famous poet Pan Xiaohuan named the house he lived in Stinky Lu." How bad does his house get? Not to mention anything else, it is said that his family's rice bowl is only washed once a week, let alone anything else. Once a relative of his came to visit, he only sat for half an hour, fainted directly, and was sent to the hospital for an intravenous drip ......"

"Haha......" amused Pan Wenli, dancing with her hands, and almost knocked over a plate of roast duck, but fortunately, Yang Guomin was quick and held it down.

After laughing, Pan Wenli turned her face and said to Yang Guomin seriously: "Why are these all from our East Street, and you haven't had a story on West Street?" ”

Yang Guomin said: "Yes, we have a living treasure Yang Xiaozhen on West Street, this girl doesn't know what evil nature she has committed since she was a child, she likes to scare people, she opens her mouth to scare people, she doesn't scare people and doesn't open her mouth, and people give her nickname 10,000 people." The non-famous poet Pan Xiaohuan also specially made up a few ballads for her: garlic sprouts Yang Xiaozhen, Yang Xiaozhen garlic sprouts, with a card in his waist, who said to come with whom. This twenty-year-old girl is scared of 10,000 people, and because of the scare, she can't find a partner. Recently, I finally achieved a positive result, and after the introducer introduced one hundred and eight objects, I finally moved the heavens, and a man agreed to marry her......"

Pan Wenli just said Yang Guomin, you ...... The rest of the conversation was interrupted by the sound of an incomparably fierce quarrel coming from the private room next door. Yang Guomin and Pan Wenli listened attentively, only to hear a few men next door pulling their necks and shouting, woo wow, they couldn't hear anything clearly, and there was also the sound of slapping the table and kicking the stool......

The little proprietress happened to come to serve the fried cakes, and Yang Guomin pointed to the next door and shouted: "This is also noisy." ”

The little proprietress yelled back: "Eat yours, don't care about others." ”

After the little proprietress left, Pan Wenli made a gesture of eating, which meant that we hurriedly finished eating and left. Yang Guomin understood, lowered his head and ate quickly......

The next door suddenly quieted down and stopped making noise. After a while, hurried footsteps came from the aisle, one person swearing rudely, and another talking about him. The footsteps and the sound of the conversation faded away, and then there was no sound at all......

Yang Guomin asked Pan Wenli: "What did you say just now?" ”

Pan Wenli replied: "I said you eat quickly, let's leave." ”

"It's not this one, it's the other one."

Pan Wenli inadvertently shook her ponytail and said: "I said, Yang Guomin, why are you such a big man, let me tell you to introduce the situation, you see what you said, the four beauties, ten thousand people are married." I said Mr. Yang Guomin, no, it should be called Yang Guomin's mother-in-law, can you say something valuable. ”

In fact, it's not Yang Guomin's eighth wife, the real eighth wife is his stepmother Li Slow, what tens of thousands of people are marrying Pan Xiaohuan stinks to death, Li Slow said it at the dinner table. Li Chuan is a neat and neat woman, and her eyebrows flutter like she is in the scene when she tells the story. Li Slow and Yang Laoying are not the original match, she is a widow who remarried and brought her daughter Xu Wenyu to Panyangzhuang.

Li Slow went to health school for a year when he was a girl, and after dropping out of school, he worshipped an old Chinese medicine doctor as a teacher, and knew a little about traditional Chinese medicine, Western medicine, soul collection, and incense, and after marrying Yang Laoying, he opened a small pharmacy at home, selling over-the-counter drugs for headaches, brain fever, and stomach aches, in fact, the main business is to collect souls and see incense. Everyone may know that some people are unfamiliar with watching incense, and I will explain it here: watching incense is also called watching incense in the northern countryside, and the specific operation is to insert a stick of incense in the incense burner, and the wizard can see what he wants to see through the cigarette after he has made his work.

Li is slow and enthusiastic, fast-talking, and the small pharmacy is always overcrowded every day. Her gossip was also heard from the small pharmacy.

Pan Wenli wanted to listen to the news, and Yang Guomin didn't want to directly tell Li Slow's gossip. It turned out that what Pan Wenli wanted to hear was not this kind of news, what she wanted to hear was news that was heavy and valuable.

This isn't difficult.

Yang Guomin said: "Then I'll tell a story about a tomb robbery, but I didn't read it from the Internet." You have heard of the ancient tomb of Funiu Mountain in the southwest of our village, and the legend is that the tomb is particularly evil, and people often enter the mountain to rob the tomb, but there is no good result. It is said that there is a man named Zhonggazi in small Taiwan, who has two sons, the eldest is nicknamed Zhongda, and the old two are nicknamed Zhonger. The second middle school is a bastard, usually like to read tomb robbery novels, the exciting tomb robbery plot in the novel relish, I don't know who heard that the ancient tomb of Funiu Mountain is buried with countless treasures, so he moved his crooked heart, this day he tangled a few little ruffians, according to the tomb robbery novel, bought a strong light lamp, sapper shovel, nail gun and other devices, but the black donkey hooves traveled all over the peach blossom market can not be bought, and then he searched on the Internet to see a website specializing in black donkey hooves, clicked in, remitted money by address, and received a courier a day later, Open it and take a look, the hooves are black and fake, but they can be turned over and over, over and over, how do you look like a black pig's hooves, and then bite your teeth, call him a black pig's hooves and black donkey hooves, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, in case you encounter a zombie who can't tell the difference between a black donkey's hooves and a black pig's hooves, right, maybe. When I think about it, I feel at ease.

Everything was ready, and on a dark and windy night in the moon, Zhong Er and a few little ruffians did not want to shoot, and quietly entered the mountain.

Three days later, Pan Wenxiu, who was herding sheep in Funiu Mountain, found a few people who came out of the valley, who were not human or ghostly, these few were dark, their clothes were tattered, some were crying and some were singing, and their expressions were crazy. They are the second and a few little ruffians, and they are all crazy for some reason.

The second middle school was sent to the Taohua City Psychiatric Hospital by Zhong Gazi, and after a period of treatment, the situation improved, but it was also crazy and good. When he was crazy, Nakaji held a backpack full of leaves, sang and laughed, and shouted that he had made a fortune. When he was sober, he was stunned and didn't say a word.

One day he was particularly sober, and there was no one else in the ward at that time, so he and his father Zhong Gazi and Zhong Er talked about the process of entering the ancient tomb of Funiu Mountain in a clear manner. He said: After entering the ancient tomb area, we were lucky to find a robbery hole, we entered from this robbery hole, and found that the robbery hole was inclined downward, not too long, but the appearance of one kilometer stopped, and I don't know why the predecessors of the tomb robbery did not fight here. We discussed it for a while and decided to continue the ...... along this hole."