Volume 2 The Return of the Hero Chapter 122 Silly Fish: A Group of Silly Fish
"Boss!"
When the tuna man saw the red carp, he was very happy and ran towards the red carp as soon as he slipped through the smoke. Then together with the seahorse spirits, crab spirits, yellow eel spirits, and loach spirits that had surfaced before, they gathered around the red carp and were talking about something.
And at this moment, Gu Shuang looked at this group of people, but felt a little funny.
Right now, he seems to be surrounded by a group of people in doll costumes, especially after seeing the boss of this gang, the red carp, this sense of immediacy is extremely strong, if it weren't for the fish scales on the red carp being too real, Gu Shuang would almost think that she was just a woman in a doll costume.
"It's funny that these fish are shaped...."
After seeing a group of shrimp soldiers and crabs, a herring with long legs. Gu Shuang immediately thought of one of the Nine Evil Kings' subordinates, the Fish-Foot Man. He looked like a fish-footed man, like a salted fish standing up, which made Gu Shuang unbearable when he saw it.
Here, Gu Shuang was snickering in his heart
The red carp over there angrily questioned his men.
Gu Shuang listened for a while and found an extremely interesting phenomenon, this red carp seemed to have a nervous short-circuit, and he had problems with his memory, and often asked the same question seven or eight times.
Just like now, after listening to the explanation of the five generals under her, the red carp nodded thoughtfully, and then walked towards Gu Shuang, but after only taking two steps, the red carp suddenly frowned, turned to the five generals who followed him, and shouted angrily: "Why did you leave your post without permission??" ”
The five generals explained with a sad face, and Gu Shuang's ears were about to become calloused.
"What a fish! I really only have a seven-second memory! But why didn't that tuna have it? Is it different from fish to fish? ”
Gu Shuang was speechless when he saw this, and after thinking about it, Gu Shuang walked up with the knife in his arms.
Over there
The group of people who were explaining around the red carp were shocked when they saw Gu Shuang coming over. Especially the tuna man, pointing at Gu Shuang, pulled the red carp in a panic and said, "Boss! Top dog! This kid is very powerful! Have the same strength as you! ”
Hearing this, the red carp looked at Gu Shuang, then frowned, and after kicking away the tuna man, he came to Gu Shuang's eyes with a cold face, and asked Gu Shuang coldly, "Who are you?" ”
Seeing the mermaid red carp in a close distance, Gu Shuang's heart was greatly impacted!
At this moment, Gu Shuang looked at this woman who looked like she was wearing a carp doll costume, barefoot, bare hands, and a little good-looking, and wanted to laugh very much, but fortunately, he was determined and held back, but the corners of his mouth inevitably showed a hint of a smile.
After thinking about it, Gu Shuang held the big magic knife and asked the red carp, "I'm your friend!" ”
"You're my friend?"
The red carp looked puzzled, and the tuna man on the side heard the words and the other four rushed up and pointed at Gu Shuangda and shouted, "Boss! He's panicking! He's not your friend! ”
"Flutter" Gu Shuang saw this group of fish and crabs surrounding him like a doll costume at this moment, and finally couldn't help it, showing his two rows of big white teeth, grinning with his teeth, which was extraordinarily bright.
"I'm your friend!"
Gu Shuang said to the red carp with a smile, his expression sincere.
Hearing this, the red carp looked puzzled, and then asked a question that made Gu Shuang want to laugh even more: "Why don't you have a shell?" ”
Gu Shuang covered his face when he heard this, smiled, and then raised his head to look at the red carp, and wanted to laugh again.
"My shell is hidden by me..."
Gu Shuang replied seriously, and the red carp nodded thoughtfully when he heard this.
On the side, the tuna was stunned when he heard this, and then pointed at Gu Shuangda and shouted, "Boss! He lied! He's human! He doesn't have a shell! ”
The red carp didn't pay attention to the tuna, she looked at Gu Shuang for a moment, and then asked, "Why don't you have a shell?" Where did your shell go? ”
Oops!
Gu Shuang couldn't stand it anymore, she only had wonderful memories of this stupid fish, which really made Gu Shuang can't help but laugh and had a stomachache.
After thinking about it, Gu Shuang suddenly thought that his black substance still had the function of transformation, and as soon as he had an idea, he manipulated the black substance to turn into a carp doll costume from clothes, and wore it on his body, the appearance looked basically the same as that of the red carp, except that the red carp was red, and the carp suit transformed by the black substance was black.
"Look! This is my shell! You believe I'm your friend now, right? ”
Gu Shuang held the big magic knife and said to the red carp with a smile, the red carp glanced at Gu Shuang who was wearing a fish puppet suit, was stunned, and then nodded stupidly.
On the side, the tuna man was also stunned when he saw the fish puppet costume on Gu Shuang's body that was transformed by the transformation of black substance.
Then, the tuna man asked suspiciously, "Where did your shell come from?" Are you not human? ”
Gu Shuang ignored him, and after glancing at the four equally puzzled seahorse spirits, crab essences, yellow eel essences, and loach essences beside the tuna man, he asked the red carp, "Have you ever seen the two groups of human species and animal species pass by here?" ”
The red carp didn't answer Gu Shuang's question, but looked at the black fish puppet suit on Gu Shuang's body, and asked suspiciously, "Why is your shell black?" ”
Gu Shuang felt that it was a bit difficult to communicate with this stupid red carp, and after thinking about it, Gu Shuang replied seriously to the red carp: "My shell can be transformed!"
Saying that, Gu Shuang directly manipulated the black substance to be re-transformed into clothes, and when he saw this scene, the red carp and a group of fish had straight eyes, and they all stretched their necks, looking at Gu Shuang, as if they had seen something rare.
"How can you be shapeshifted?"
The red carp asked curiously, she tried it, and found that her body could not be deformed.
"It's a secret!"
Gu Shuang smiled, seeing this, the red carp nodded, raised his sword with a cold face, and just wanted to coerce Gu Shuang to tell the secret, but in the next second, as if he had seen something incredible, he asked Gu Shuang with a shocked face: "Where is your shell?" ”
Gu Shuang said with a black line on his forehead when he heard this, he did a lot of useless work in front of him, and after thinking about it, Gu Shuang felt that it was too difficult to communicate with this stupid beautiful fish, and he didn't want to talk to her anymore, so he glanced at the red carp and the group of little brothers who followed her, and shook his head and said, "I won't talk to you anymore!" I have to go! ”
As he spoke, Gu Shuang held the big magic knife and walked straight into the distance.
The red carp in situ turned cold when he heard this, and chased after him directly, just wanting to force Gu Shuang to say, but the next second, he asked curiously, "Why don't you have a shell?" ”
.......
From the beginning, Gu Shuang was amused when he saw the stupid fish of the Red Carp and the Tuna Man, but now, Gu Shuang feels not funny at all.
Because since an hour ago, a stupid fish had been asking him the same question: "What about your shell?" Where did your shell go? Why don't you have a shell? ”
Gu Shuangdu was almost brainwashed by this sentence, and he almost couldn't help it, and pulled out the big magic knife and slashed a stupid beautiful fish to death.
"Miss? Can you stop asking? Also, you've been with me for an hour, can you bring back all your stupid men? ”
Gu Shuang glanced back at the group of fishmen who were following him, his forehead was bulging, this group of fishmen were a little silly, they just came into contact because of the freshness, and they felt a little interesting, but after saving it, Gu Shuang got bored, because it was so stupid, no wonder there was such a thing as fishing in the world.
Hearing this, the red carp glanced at Gu Shuang, nodded thoughtfully, and just wanted to ask where Gu Shuang's shell was, when suddenly the corner of his eye swept to the sea area in front of Gu Shuang, and his pupils suddenly shrank!
"How did I get to the territory of that slut of the Blue Demon Princes!!"
Hearing this, the group of junior brothers behind the red carp were startled, and quickly surrounded them, surrounding the red carp and Gu Shuang in the middle, looking around vigilantly.
Seeing this, Gu Shuang was a little puzzled.
"Blue Demon Princes?"
Gu Shuang thought about it, not long ago, the tuna man told Gu Shuang all the information about those masters in this sea, and after a little thought, Gu Shuang knew who this Blue Demon Prince was.
This is a horsetail betta fish with a blue body, it is a kind of betta fish, and after mutation, it has S-level strength, ruling a sea area, and is one of the eighty-four princes, and is called the Blue Demon. According to the description of the tuna man, this is probably a mermaid as well. But looking at the reactions of the red carp and her subordinates, Gu Shuang estimated that there might still be enmity between the two.
"What is the relationship between your boss and the Blue Demon Princes?"
After thinking about it, Gu Shuang pulled the seahorse spirit and asked, the seahorse spirit turned around when he heard this, and asked in surprise, "Don't you know?" ”
Gu Shuang shook his head, seeing this, the seahorse spirit glanced at the boss red carp who was nervous at this time, and said: "The boss was not like this, last time the boss fought with the Blue Demon Princes because of the territory problem, and accidentally broke his brain, and until now, the boss doesn't remember anything, but he still remembers the Blue Demon Lord!" ”
"What?" Gu Shuang was stunned when he heard this, and after glancing at the red carp, he asked the seahorse spirit in disbelief: "She broke her brain from fighting??? ”
Are you kidding? Gu Shuang complained in his heart, although the red carp looked a little stupid, but he had S-level strength, and as a result, he had a fight and broke his brain? This... It's a bit tempting to complain.
When the seahorse spirit heard this, he said strangely, "What's so strange about this? If you want to say weird, or are you weird? By the way, why can your shell be deformed? ”
Gu Shuang didn't want to talk to the seahorse spirit about the shell, because he had heard this question hundreds of times and was tired of it.
After thinking about it, Gu Shuang asked the Seahorse Spirit, "Your old brain has been damaged, what about the Blue Demon Lord?" ”
Hearing this, the seahorse spirit blurted out: "She knocked her head off"
"Knocked your head off?"
Gu Shuang thought about it when he heard this, and felt that the Seahorse Spirit meant that the Blue Demon Princes had been killed by the Red Carp, after all, if their heads were knocked off, they must be dead.
Thinking of this, after Gu Shuang glanced at the red carp who was still nervous, he asked the seahorse spirit suspiciously, "Since the Blue Demon Lord is dead, why are you still so vigilant?" ”
The Seahorse Spirit glanced at Gu Shuang in surprise when he heard this, and then said, "Who said that the Blue Demon Lord is dead?" She didn't die, but her fish head was broken by our boss. ”
"The fish's head is broken, isn't it dead?"
Gu Shuang felt that the seahorse spirit was a little strange, and at this moment, a big blue fish suddenly rushed out of the sea, leading a group of younger brothers behind him. This big fish is a man tall, and strangely has no head, but when she turned around and let Gu Shuang see the whole picture, Gu Shuang couldn't help but spray rice!
This big blue fish is like a woman wearing a doll costume without a fish head, and she also only shows her hands and feet and face, and she looks a little good, and she carries a whip in her hand. It was true that her head had been smashed, but it was not a human head that was beaten, but the head of a fish that looked like a fish doll!
Seeing this, Gu Shuang was a little dumbfounded, the seahorse spirit was not wrong, it was because he didn't know enough and didn't understand what he meant, and it seemed that he was also stupid.
At this moment, the blue mermaid without a fish head was looking at the red carp angrily, and then shouted with a hideous face: "Slut! You've smashed my head to pieces, and you've dared to step into my territory! I'm going to smash your fish head today to wash away my shame! Little ones! Give it all to me!! Fuck this slut's head for me!! “
As soon as the big battle broke out, the red carp heard the words and responded angrily: "You broke my brain!" I haven't settled accounts with you yet! I'll give it to you, too! I'm going to have to break any slut's brain! ”
The leaders of the people on both sides gave the order, and the younger brothers of the two gangs naturally didn't dare to be ambiguous, shouting slogans that would smash your head and break your brain, and rushed towards each other!