"As long as you give money, I'll help, why don't I help? WeChat or Alipay? Cash is also available! Tang Banxian quickly took out his mobile phone and asked!

The corners of my mouth twitched, "Cash!" ”

"Okay, let's talk to you about the price first, if you call her up, it will cost three thousand, and if you send her down, it will cost five thousand! If there is a special request halfway, all of the seven, seven, eight or eight will add up to two thousand for you! ”

"You robbed the surnamed Jun?" I almost blew up, I was so excited that I almost jumped, "You, you, you, you're outrageous." Why is it more expensive for you to help me send people down than to pick them up? ”

She sniffed and replied unhurriedly, "Do you know that there is a saying that it is easy to please God and it is difficult to send God." In that case, why do you think it's so expensive? ”

"......" is obviously a money-loving ghost, and there are still a bunch of crooked truths! I feel super annoyed when I hear it, but I can't do anything about her. "Tang Banxian, I don't think your behavior is good, it's a good thing to love money, but why don't you cover it up?"

"How else can you humans be hypocritical? You obviously love money, love money without losing face, and don't break the law, but you have to pretend not to love, do you say you have something wrong with your brain? ”

"You're in the right head! We just express it in a more tactful way, which can reduce the conflict between people and make the friendship look better! ”

She burst out laughing and said disdainfully, "You said it yourself, it looks even better!" What looks good isn't necessarily good. If you want me to see, that's it! True friendship doesn't care if you're a shell worm or a maggot! Are you tired of hiding yourself? ”

'Vomit'

I almost wanted to vomit because of her words! There's nothing wrong with citing examples, but can you not be so outrageous, she really dares to say anything.

"Listen to you, have you made a lot of friends?" I looked at her again, and there was some wavering doubt in my heart, can someone like her really make friends?

It's not that I look down on people, but her character is too difficult to handle, and she doesn't have any cover up in the straight way, it's really real, but getting along will make people hit walls everywhere!

She glanced at me, lowered her eyes, and said, "Which high-ranking king have you ever seen who has friends?" Loneliness is a must-have sign for a strong person! The word friend does not exist! ”

"......" uh, so she means she's good herself? Actually, I really don't want to touch her brow, and the reason for loneliness is not necessarily because of excellence, but also because of poorness! But she's so shrewd......

Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with this problem, anyway, what she means is that she doesn't have friends! And that's what I expected!

"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you about this, your price is too expensive, I don't have that much money, I don't have a job now, you call the price so high, how can I afford you?"

"Then give you a fifty price reduction!" She was very generous and stretched out five beautiful fingers and dangled them in front of me, as if she were very generous!

Look at it like this, there is no way to cooperate happily!

I tidied up my clothes a little helplessly, and said very seriously, "Tang Banxian...... Take care! ”

After saying this, I walked out the door without looking back.

She suddenly ran in front of me and blocked my way, "What do you mean?" You're not looking for my help? ”

"I want to ask you for help, but what you want is a sky-high price, you have to know, I'm a broken part-time worker, where do I have any money for you to blackmail like this?" I shouted in annoyance!

She shouldn't be called Tang Banxian, she should be called Jun blackmail! That's right, Jun blackmail!

Hearing my words, she couldn't help but touch her chin and pondered, and after thinking about it, she said very heartbrokenly, "Then, then I'll give you a little cheaper!" ”

"No! It's not okay to be a little cheaper, you're at most twice as much as an ordinary goddess! This is lifting you, if you still have to get an inch, then forget it! It's not that I can't find others, the reason why I look for you is because I don't want to trouble, so I'm willing to ask you for help! I just wrapped a big red envelope for you as soon as I entered the door, you said could you talk a little bit about the world? "I am determined that I can't let go, I must not! This guy loves money so much, she won't want to let me leave here.

Sure enough, the last gritted her teeth, she offered two thousand, and she covered it all!

After my bargaining, I succeeded in turning it into 1,200 yuan!

She took me to the second floor, closed all the curtains on the second floor, and the light inside immediately became dim, she lit a red candle, and rolled a microphone with a dark coin, she blew into the microphone, "Black and white impermanence, come up, please have tea!" ”

After she said this quietly, without a little effort, she pulled a chair and really made tea!

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I looked at her a little speechlessly, "Can you stop making trouble?" Hurry up, what are you doing with a broken microphone......"

Those goddesses have to keep kneeling and worshipping when they ask the gods, just get a microphone for this guy? This is not a trick?

"No, they'll be here in a minute! Let them come up because they can afford them, what else do you do? "A certain woman has a lot of tone and is full of confidence!

"I'm going to invite my aunt, what are you doing with black and white impermanence?" If you want to invite black and white impermanence, I can just find Gu Bonan directly, and spend money to find her?

"When the black and white impermanence comes up, I'll let her find your aunt!" Unparalleled!

I was just about to say that she was unreliable, when suddenly there was a cool air behind me, cold and gloomy, as if the cold air of the air conditioner was blowing at me. "Tang Banxian, have you turned on the air conditioner?"

"I don't use air conditioning at home, it's too expensive!" She replied lightly, with a suspicious smile.

Such a smile successfully made me shiver. Didn't turn on the air conditioning......

My heartbeat was a little unstable, and my neck was a little stiff and I turned my head to the smiling white impermanence and the fierce black impermanence! They all had chains in their hands, and I was so frightened that I almost fainted, and I didn't react at all.

For the first time in my life, when I saw the soul messenger, my legs were a little weak......

"What do you see, little girl? What is your name? End of life, isn't it? I'll take you back! Bai Wuchang grinned, holding what seemed to be a laptop in his hand, and kept searching for something.

That's when I remembered the anxious explanation, "No, no, it's not that I'm dying......"

Bai Wuchang stopped what he was doing, looked at me and said suspiciously, "But you are the only one here, not that you are going to die?" ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and then I turned my gaze to Jun Wushuang!

Tang Banxian ignored my gaze and waved at Bai Wuchang calmly, "Old Bai, come and sit!" ”

Old White ......

Jun Wushuang...... This is too daring!!